- I think today will be full of surprises,
which is great because I hate surprises.
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- Finding something that I wanna wear in a store
on a daily basis is nearly impossible.
- There is a huge advantage to being able
to try on clothes before you purchase them.
- A bunch of times I've gone online,
ordered in my size, and when I get it,
I don't even know what it is.
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- Typically, I'm a size 22, 24
According to the sizing chart,
I'm supposed to be a 28.
- I hate these shorts.
Why are they baggy and at this awkward length?
- They fit, technically,
but there's like so much room down here.
- I can like, pull them off of me.
- Are they supposed to be high waisted?
Who knows?
- Send these shorts back to hell.
- This is a Fashion to Figure size 3X skirt.
- It fits great, clearly,
if you're supposed to wear skirts below your foofa.
- I can actually see the seams coming apart.
- In the ideal world,
this fat would be distributed very evenly
around my whole body,
but that isn't how a lot of people are naturally shaped.
- I'm normally a 3X in everything,
but the skirt doesn't fit,
so I couldn't really wear it.
- These are the Fashion Figure Millennium Pants,
which is weird because it looks
like they were made for my mother.
- I can't believe this size 3X pant
came from the same store as the 3X skirt.
I could literally fold these over.
- The waist feels OK,
but the butt is like here,
and my crack is like, here.
- I am suffering from saggy crotch syndrome right now.
- If I were super cold,
I could climb inside this for warmth.
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- This is a Forever 21 dress in size 3X.
- According to Forever 21's size guide,
my waist is a 3X,
but my boobs and my hips are a 2X,
which means that nothing ever really quite fits me.
- I feel like this dress's main problem
is that it was made for someone who wasn't very booby.
- If I were to wear it out,
I would actually unzip it.
- As a whole, I can breathe, which is always nice.
- I like the dress.
I would probably buy it
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I wasn't really surprised
by the fact that some things fit
and some things didn't.
- Just because it fits the measurements,
doesn't mean that it's going to look good on us.
- Please, clothing companies,
I promise I will give you all of my money.
Just make the clothes, put them in stores,
so that we can try them on.
I promise you will make money off of it.
- If you're struggling to find clothes that work for you,
be patient.
- Get your measurements taken properly,
and also, unfortunately, try a few different sizes.
- If you're willing to do the work to really dig,
you can find a lot of cool stuff,
cuz there is a lot of cool stuff out there.
This is currently like my favorite dress.
It's a little bit more low-cut
than what I'd normally wear,
but if you don't tell, I won't tell, so.
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