You spent some time in Qatar on this trip?
Haven't you?
Yes, that's right.
(laughs)
Sorry.
Let me point out that there's been no pre-interview
and I have no notes.
Okay?
Cause you really helped with that.
Yes, that's right.
All right listen--
So did you spend some time in Qatar on this trip?
Okay, I thought it was Qatar.
Am I wrong, I don't know?
Hey, sorry.
I did a USO tour.
I did a little bit of a military tour there
to sort of, you know, raise the spirits or lower the spirits
of the troops and they were calling it Qatar.
Okay, you're right, Qatar.
Sorry, Qatar, I was saying it wrong.
Yes, I was there.
Look, I don't know what happened and it wasn't me.
I was only there for two days.
Okay.
Everything's fine but here's my question.
You gotta be very careful in a place like Qatar
because they are very strict about drugs,
even drugs that we may consider to be rather mild drugs
Aubrey, you know what I'm talking about?
What, like the Mary Jane?
Yeah, I know that you like to puff on the old weeder-oo,
once in awhile, you like a jazz cigarette occasionally.
First of all, that's legal in California, baby.
Yeah.
You heard it here first.
Right, it's legal in California,
but you take one of your gummy bears
and you know the kind I'm talking about.
You take one of those to Qatar,
you take one of those to the Middle East,
you could end up in jail for 15 years.
They'll take away your sunglasses!
Look, full disclosure, this was beaten into me
before I got on the plane to Qatar.
They told me, do not test it Aubrey!
And I said, fine.
I'll eat all my gummies in the car ride over to the airport.
And I did.
And then I got to the airport
and I found out that we were delayed three hours.
See, normally-- (laughing)
you eat the gummies, you get into the airport,
you get on the plane and you just fly right high,
into the sky.
Right.
This time, I ate the gummies, went into the airport,
met Guy Richie and Statham for the first time,
and then was very quickly told we had a three hour,
maybe four hour delay and I had to break the news to them.
Mommy ate some gummies.
You being mommy?
Yeah, so you told them Mommy ate some gummies
and then you tripped out didn't you?
I mean, you were feeling no pain.
I'm not gonna tell you what I did on my gummies.
What I do on my gummies is my own time.
No, business.
Business.
(laughing)
I don't know what happened, okay?
I know that we eventually got on the plane
and now we're shooting a movie.
That's all you need to know, you know.
What else do you need to know?
You're in Turkey, you have no gummies on you right now.
Yes, you're in Turkey.
Okay, good.
What else?
This quarantine's really tripped me up.
It really trip you up?