- (React) Today, we're diving into the public domain,
and playing a rousing game of
Match the Celebrity Mugshot to the Celebrity Crime.
- Okay. - Okay, interesting.
- (React) What's the worst you've ever been in trouble?
- If anything, I'm guilty by association.
- Right, me too. (laughs) - (React) Ah, there we go.
But got away scot-free. - Yeah. (laughs)
- I'm a good boy. (React laughs)
That's a lie. (laughs)
- (React) Which one of these hunks was arrested and charged
with seducing a woman?
Christian Slater, Frank Sinatra, or British goof, Hugh Grant?
- Come on.
- I have the vibe.
- Hugh Grant looks like a mob boss.
- Yeah. (both laugh)
- (React) Whodunnit?
- Christian Slater looks like he would get arrested for battery.
(group laughs)
- Frank looks young as hell.
- No, so like, I've only seen him when he was like very old.
- I mean, he's got the most seductive eyes, or like...
(Jayka laughs)
- Get out of here.
- I'm not even looking! - Don't look at me!
- (React) Jair, who did you put? - Christian Slater!
- (React) Jack? - Hugh Grant!
- (React) Hugh Grant, both of you are incorrect!
(buzzer rings)
- Christian Slater. - (React) Christian Slater, Jayka?
- Christian Slater! - (React) Christian Slater,
and you are both incorrect!
(Jayka screams) - No, I knew it, I knew it!
- Frank Sinatra!? (laughs)
- For hitting on women, that feels like an old timey thing.
- (React) Okay.
- I went with Frank Sinatra. - (React) Frank Sinatra.
- Frank Sinatra. - (React) And Frank Sinatra.
- Oh same! - It was Frank Sinatra, yes.
- It was? - It was Frank Sinatra.
- (React) Frank Sinatra was arrested in New Jersey in 1938
for seducing a woman, according to reports,
under the promise of marriage, Frank Sinatra did then and there
have sexual intercourse with the said lady,
who was then and there, a single female of good repute.
Christian Slater was arrested for having a gun in an airport.
(both laugh)
- That got him arrested?
- What are we, I don't even know...
- Hugh Grant was caught with a prostitute?
- Caught with prostitute?
- (React) Was caught with a prostitute.
- Oh my God!
- I think I'd prefer to get arrested for seduction.
- Me too, yes. - Like, my seducing is so powerful,
that you just have to keep me in chains!
- (React) Can you tell me which one of these athletic gods
got their headshot taken after they threw a man through a window?
Charles Barkley, Andre the Giant, or Conor McGregor?
- (both) Conor McGregor! (laughs)
- Conor! - Conor McGregor!
- I had no idea Charles Barkley had gotten arrested.
- (React) This is like one of four mugshots.
- Oh my God, that's amazing. - Wow!
- Andre the Giant does not strike me as someone
that would throw a man through a window,
but he could! - (React) He could...
- He could throw five men through. - Physically capable.
- Rest in peace, by the way. - Physically!
- Andre seems very gentle. - He seems, the gentle giant?
- Yeah! (laughs)
- (React) He's still got a mugshot though,
you gotta remember! - Yeah, so he did something.
- (React) Jeremiah?
Conor McGregor!
- Conor McGregor. - (React) And Conor McGregor!
- (Jeremiah) Oh, okay, okay.
- (React) And you're both incorrect again!
- No, oh my... - Are you kidding me?
- Oh no! - Bro!
- I did Charles. - Conor McGregor.
- (React) Conor McGregor, Charles Barkley.
One of you is correct!
- Charles Barkley. - (React) Jack?
- Charles Barkley. - (React) You're both correct!
- Yes! - Yes!
- Oh! - Yes!
- Aw, come on! - Yeah!
- (React) NBA hall of famer Charles Barkley
threw an unfortunate, much tinier man,
after a bar confrontation.
A number of things for Conor McGregor,
but this one specifically is when he smashed
a fan's phone on the ground.
Andre the Giant allegedly roughed up a TV camera man.
- Okay, you know. - I wish I was there for that.
- Yeah, that would've been a spectacle for sure.
- (laughs) I would love to see that.
- (React) Which one of these celebrity mugshots
had absolutely nothing to do with drugs?
Robert Downey Jr, Snoop, Paris Hilton, Macaulay Culkin,
or Curtis "50 Cent" Jackson?
Does anybody look like they're on drugs?
(both laugh)
- He was home alone too long! (laughs)
- So there's some curveballs here. - Are you kidding me?
- There's some big curveballs.
- Paris Hilton looks so beautiful in her mugshot.
- Robert Downey Jr., drugs. - (Izzy) For sure.
Macaulay Culkin, also drugs. - Macaulay Culkin, also drugs.
- I feel like Snoop might be like a bait.
'Cause it's like oh, of course it's weed, it's Snoop Dogg.
- I'm torn between Paris Hilton and 50 Cent.
- (React) Alright, Jair, who'd ya put!?
- Snoop Dogg. - (React) Jack?
- Paris Hilton. - (React) That's hot.
- That's hot. - (Jair) (laughs) That's hot.
- (React) 50 Cent! Jayka?
- I said Snoop.
- (React) Snoop, one of you is correct.
- 50 Cent. - Paris Hilton!
- (React) Both of you, incorrect, it was Snoop Dogg!
- Ah! - I was right, I was right!
- Ah, I'm telling you man! - How!?
- Oh no! - Murder charges! (laughs)
- (React) Downey, drugs. Paris Hilton, cocaine,
Xanax, sleeping pills, and marijuana for Macaulay,
and selling heroin and crack for 50 Cent.
- Something screamed cocaine about Paris Hilton,
and I did not listen at all. (React laughs)
- (React) Calvin Cordozar Broadus, Jr., aka Snoop Dogg,
turned himself in to face murder charges
in the shooting death of Philip Woldermariam
in the Palms district of Los Angeles in 1993,
later, acquitted of all charges.
I do want to show you that people can change.
From murder charges to...
- ♪ Affirmations ♪ ♪ Are positive statements ♪
(Jayka laughs) - Oh my God!
- ♪ That help bust a challenge ♪ ♪ And overcome ♪
♪ There is no one better ♪ ♪ To be than myself ♪
- ♪ There's no one better ♪ ♪ To be than myself ♪
- ♪ Affirmations ♪ ♪ Affirmations ♪
- They're crip walking. (laughs)
- That is so cute!
- Why is it kinda good?
- (React) Nina Dobrev, Cher, and Shailene Woodley.
Crimes, trespassing and engaging in a riot,
borrowing a friend's car without a license,
hanging from a bridge and flashing people.
- Party on. - Party on. (laughs)
- Interesting.
- I did not expect this from any of them.
- (React) You look like Shailene right now.
- (laughs) You do! - Do I, twins. (laughs)
- (React) We will give you a point for every one you get right.
- Nina Dobrev would not flash her [censored].
- Right.
- It's kind of a Cher thing to do, I think.
- Cher does not strike me as a car thief.
- Shailene Woodley, like, I thought she was a good girl.
- Alright. - Shailene, tress.
- Cher, flash. - Nina, borrowing.
- (React) You guys got one correct!
- I got Nina borrowing the car. - (React) Uh-huh.
- I got Cher flashing in public. - (React) Okay.
- And I got Shailene trespassing.
- Nina is boobies, Cher is car theft,
and Shai is Riot. - (Izzy) Ooh, we did the same?
- Stop! (laughs) - Bro!
- Oh my God! - Woah!
- I think I did the same.
- (React) Cher, bridge, Nina, car.
- Oh wow. - (React) Shailene, riot.
One correct, and the one that you got correct was...
- (both) Shailene. (bell rings)
- Damn! - Wow, Nina be flashing!
- (React) Wow, and both of you got one right.
- What?
- (React) Shailene engaged in a riot and was trespassing.
- Oh! - Okay!
- (React) Guys, keep up the energy, you [censored] nailed it!
- Oh! - Ah!
- (both) Woo! (bell rings)
- (React) Nina and her hot friends
were dangling from a bridge, flashing people.
Cher was 13 and borrowed her friend's car without a license,
and Shailene Woodley, not as bad as it seems,
was arrested for protesting the Dakota access pipeline.
- That's what I was thinking.
I was like it had to be for like a protest.
I had hope for Shailene.
- (React) Which one of these carefree guys' infraction
had nothing to do with nudity?
(Jeremiah laughs)
- Steve-O, Matthew McConaughey, or Keanu Reeves?
- Which one of them wasn't arrested for nudity?
- I wanna say Steve-O,
because that feels like a bait and switch.
- I feel like Matthew definitely was nude.
It was like you don't wanna see me naked?
- He actually was like I'm gonna do it,
and you're gonna tell me you wanted to see this.
- (Jair) Yeah. - Yeah.
- I'd expect it from one of them,
but my boys, what are we doing over here?
(both laugh)
- I wanna be wrong about Keanu. (laughs)
- (React) Jeremiah, what you got?
- I got Keanu. - (React) Keanu Reeves!
And... - You need to stop copying me!
- (React) Keanu Reeves, you both said Keanu?
- Steve-O! - (React) And...
- Keanu Reeves.
- (React) One of you is correct, and that one is...
- Three, two, one. - (React) Two, one.
- I did Keanu Reeves. - Keanu Reeves.
- (React) Gosh, you guys, both correct!
- Oh, thank God! - Oh!
- (React) Both correct!
- Ah! - Yeah!
(both laugh)
- (React) Jack! (Jack screams)
Keanu Reeves, driving recklessly while under the influence.
Matthew McConaughey famously played his bongos
real loud in the nude while smoking weed,
and his neighbor called the cops on him,
and he got like disorderly conduct for it,
and then Steve-O
simply stapled his scrotum to his leg in public.
- Mm, you know?
- Why is my question, but I don't wanna know.
- I remember him talking about this!
He just took like a stapler and just went pow!
- Ow!
- (React) And now I would like to take a cut back
to the clip of Travis saying... - Jackass is nuts!
- (React) Alright, next round, late night shopping oopsies.
Which one of these successful entertainment entrepreneurs
was gifted with a photo shoot after repeatedly and drunkenly,
entering a Walgreens?
The Weeknd, Shia LaBeouf, or Kid Rock?
- Kid Rock looks like he was drunk in his mugshot.
- If this is The Weeknd, I'm gonna be disappointed in him.
- I think Kid Rock, 'cause he's from the middle of nowhere,
and he would walk into a Walgreens.
(group laughs)
- I mean, to be fair, The Weeknd lighting mugshot
is like really slay. - (Travis) Yeah.
- I remember when he was arrested. - (Jack) Shia?
- Yeah, is it she-uh, Shia? What is it?
- She-uh, Shia, I don't know.
- I got Shia. - (React) Shi?
- Did you write, no you didn't.
- I did! - (React) Shia!
- (Jeremiah) Oh my God! (laughs)
- (React) Jair? - (laughs) Kid Rock.
- (React) And? - Kid Rock!
- I said Kid Rock. - Shia LaBeouf.
- (React) Kid Rock, Shia LaBeouf,
one of you is correct, and it is...
Shia! (bell rings)
- Oh, nice, nice. - That's what I'm talking about!
- (React) Double Kid Rock. Double incorrect.
The answer is Shia! (buzzer rings)
- Yay! - Oh my God, yeah, okay.
At least we got it right. - At least we got it right, exactly.
- (React) The Weeknd struck a cop in the head,
during like, a little melee.
Kid Rock fought a DJ at a strip club.
Shia LaBeouf kept entering a Walgreens
with the intent to buy cigarettes, but kept forgetting
every time he left, so he kept going back in,
to the point where the security guard was like what are you doing?
So he went home and changed clothes,
so he looked different, and went back in.
If Shia can turn his life around, so can you.
- (Shia) Do it! Just do it!
Yesterday, you said tomorrow.
So just do it! - Just do it!
- (Shia) Make your dreams come true!
- There's two types of kids, the Snoop Dogg, and the Shia.
- I like Snoop Dogg.
- And I think my kid's going the Shia route. (laughs)
- I hate this video, it makes me feel the ick.
- (React) Which one of these mugshots was not related to a DUI?
Tiffany Haddish, Justin Bieber, Michelle Rodriguez,
John Mayer, and Khloe Kardashian?
- John Mayer looks pretty [censored] up in that picture.
(both laugh)
- It looks like his kidneys are like really backed up.
- Jaundice.
- Tiffany looks like she's confident she's gonna get out of there.
- Khloe, definitely. - Yeah. (laughs)
Why did Khloe take hers like, I got caught.
- (Jack) Angles.
- So fierce.
Same with Michelle's.
- (Jeremiah) Yeah, they're both trying to serve.
- Why are they so fierce?
- Justin Bieber looks like he has done some drinks.
- (Izzy) Well, I know that's a DUI, I know...
- (React) Jair? - Tiffany Haddish!
- (React) And? - John Mayer.
- I put Tiffany. - (React) Tiffany, and...
- I have Justin Bieber. - (React) Justin Bieber.
- Jaundice Mayer. - John Mayer!
- (React) Jaundice Mayer! - (laughs) Jaundice Mayer!
- (React) Correct! - Jaundice.
- Jaundice Mayer! - Ah, we got it!
- (React) Jack! (Jack screams)
- (Jair) Yay!
- (React) Incorrect.
- Aw, John Mayer! (buzzer rings)
And I said he looked [censored] up, I ruined it.
- (React) Tiffany was found asleep at the wheel,
under the influence,
a DUI in Hawaii for Michelle Rodriguez,
Justin was drag racing a Lambo,
while under the influence of many a things,
and then John Mayer was arrested
for speeding and driving without a license.
- His scandals are always like just dating people,
and falling in love with people.
(React laughs)
Or just like seducing like Frank Sinatra.
- (React) Crimes of love.
Whose mugshot was taken
after he pistol whipped another human being?
- Jay-Z, Eminem, or Bill "Killer" Gates?
(Jeremiah laughs) - Oh shit, Bill Gates looks so dope!
That needs to be like framed.
- I want it to be Bill Gates pistol whipping somebody.
- I don't give a [censored] if it's the wrong answer.
- Jay-Z always looks like trying not to get caught
by the teacher, like cheating on the test.
- Eminem is from 8 Mile,
and I think he definitely would've done that.
- Oh, for sure! - (Jack) Yeah.
- (React) Alright, answers are in!
- Yep. - (React) Jeremiah!
Jay-Z! Double Jay-Z!
- (Jeremiah) Oh my goodness!
- I'm going Bill "the Killer" Gates! - Jay-Z. (laughs)
- (React) And you guys both chose...
- (both) Eminem!
- (React) And you're both very correct!
(bell rings) - (both) Yay!
- (React) It was Eminem!
- Oh, ugh! - Oh my God!
- I almost put Eminem!
- (React) Incorrect!
- It was Eminem! - No!
I wanted it to be Bill Gates!
- He's like get on the ground. - Like mm.
- I thought he looked like he would do it.
- He said...
- (React) Some things are obvious.
Eminem, Marshall Mathers, is the guilty party.
He lost himself to the music, the moment,
and he never let it go,
when he saw another man kissing his wife!
- Oh. - (Jayka) Oh [censored]!
Good reason, right. - Justified.
- (React) Jay-Z was arrested for allegedly stabbing a producer,
and Bill Gates, he ran a stop sign.
(both laugh)
- God damn it, Bill!
- (React) Which one of these guys did a bad?
And during that bad act, Steve Buscemi got stabbed.
Who got Steve stabbed?
Vince Vaughn, Nick Nolte, or Shaun White?
- They all did something [censored] up, yeah.
- They all look so busted.
- I don't think Shaun White, he's like an Olympic snowboarder,
even knows this bruschetta man.
- I could also see Steve Buscemi and Vince Vaughn in the same room.
Hang on, I'm changing my answer.
- I really hope Shaun White didn't do this.
I played his video games. (both laugh)
Shaun White Snowboarding was sick.
- Right!
- I don't know who Nick Nolte is!
- (React) Alright, are we locked in? What are your answers?
- (both) Vince Vaughn.
- (React) Three, two, one!
- Shaun White! - Vince Vaughn.
- (React) Shaun White, Vince Vaughn.
Shaun White.
- I said Vince Vaughn. - (React) And Vince Vaughn.
One of you is correct.
Correct.
- Yeah! - Oh!
- Oh! (laughs)
- Oh no! - (React) Vince Vaughn!
- Oh my God. - Vince, what the hell, bro!
- (React) Vince Vaughn got into a bar fight
while shooting a movie with Steve Buscemi back in 2001.
Two locals picked a fight with them when they saw Vince
talking to one of their girls.
Nick Nolte, infamous, infamous, mugshot for a DUI with GHB.
And then Shaun White
pulled a fire alarm in a hotel while he was drunk,
and then he got the black eye when he tried to flee the scene,
tripped, and hit his face on a fence.
- That feels like more Shaun White's speed though,
than a stabbing. (group laughs)
- (React) Which one of these musician mugshots
isn't really a mugshot at all?
Two of the three of these legendary artists
were booked and snapped for an offense,
and one of them wasn't, can you spot the fake?
- Wow.
- (React) Do you know who all these people are? (laughs)
- Yes. - (React) Okay, good.
- ♪ I got the moves like Jagger ♪ ♪ I got the moves ♪
- That's Adam Levine though. - I know, but...
- Okay, just saying.
- Yeah, David Bowie looks like the prettiest one there though.
- Mick Jagger looks real.
- Yeah, he really looks like he got... - He did something.
- My favorite Cards Against Humanity card is David Bowie flying in
on a tiger made of lightning.
- Did you see anybody in any of their mugshots
have sunglasses on?
- I got Bowie. - (React) David Bowie!
Jayka? - I said Elvis Presley.
- (React) Elvis Presley, one of you is correct.
Alright, here we go, one, two, three.
- Elvis Presley! - Elvis!
- I got David Bowie. - David Bowie.
- (React) Double David Bowie. Double incorrect.
The correct answer is... (buzzer rings)
- Yay, I'm telling you! - Yes, nice!
- Woo! - (Jeremiah) Damn it, aw.
- They wouldn't let him keep his glasses on!
- I thought about that for a second, but Elvis is like so famous,
he probably did something stupid. (Jayka laughs)
- (React) That was a photo for an honorary police badge,
and then drugs for the other two,
but those charges were dropped.
- He was so famous they were like
you can keep your glasses on, man.
(both laugh)
- (React) Final round, which one of these celebrities
was charged with public indecency?
Big Boi from Outkast, Woody Harrelson,
or George Carlin?
- I don't think Big Boi would, public indecency?
Like that's, it doesn't look like he would do it.
- Woody Harrelson? - (Jeremiah) With a head of hair.
- So random. - (Jeremiah) Oh man.
- Woody looks like he thought he'd get away with it.
- (Jack) Yes.
- Look at my [censored]. (both laugh)
- George Carlin. Top tier comedian.
- (React) Legendary.
- George looks like he did something indecent in public.
- (Jayka) Wait, yeah, what?
- George is gonna be like hippie too, so he would maybe do it.
- (whispers) Oh yeah.
- Three, two, one.
I said Woody Harrelson, like penis.
- I also said, Woody Harrelson.
- Like penis. (React laughs)
- (React) Woody Harrelson! - Okay.
I said Big Boi. (group laughs)
- Alright. - (React) Alright, Jair.
- Woody Harrelson. - (React) Jack!
- George Carlin.
- (React) And the answer is George!
(Jack screams) - Jack, you freaking go!
- Damn, that was gonna be my second guess.
- (React) Incorrect, it was George Carlin.
- Oh, I knew it! - Oh!
- (React) So Viagra and Ecstasy on a cruise ship from Big Boi,
looking to have the night of his life,
dancing in the street and running from cops
for Woody Harrelson.
George Carlin, back in the day was arrested and charged
with public indecency and violating obscenity laws
for a stand up act.
That act is super famous, called Seven Words You Can't Say on TV,
and we're gonna watch a clip!
- Yes! - Yay!
- I'm so excited!
- (George) The trouble is, I was trying to find out
what these words might be, and I wanted to know the ones
that you could never say,
and all I could think of was (censor beeps repeatedly)
- (laughs) Yeah.
(Jeremiah laughs)
- He got in trouble for that?
(censor beeps repeatedly)
- (React) Nice.
- I can't say any of these things.
- Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep!
- (React) Good job, what did you guys learn today?
- Celebrities, they're just like us.
- (Jeremiah) Yeah!
- Well not me though, because I'm good.
- Oh, Steve-O! - No.
- If I stapled my scrotum to my leg, that would be crazy.
- You did so good. - Yeah.
- So proud. - I love that you're so proud of me.
Thank you!
- So proud! - So much!
- I feel like I'll remember Bill Gates.
- Bill Gates is so sick.
- I don't think I'll ever smile that big.
- I want that framed.
- There was a trend though,
where you would make your own mugshot,
and it did that. - Yeah.
- (React) What was your crime?
- I didn't think that far. (group laughs)
- That was, I didn't know so many celebrities
did so many terrible things. (laughs)
- I've done some... - Shoplifting.
- Rambunctious things that probably should've
landed me in the back of a cop car,
and they also just never caught me.
I was a pretty fast [censored].
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