Why do I have to-
He said he's not gonna change it, so just deal with it.
Why don't you just deal with it? Why don't you just deal with it?
His heart is vibrating.
How much coffee have you drunk?
A lot. Like a lot. I don't know, like, maybe seven cups.
A lot. Is there a problem?
He's drinking coffee to stay awake at school
'cause of the stupid cricket keeping him up every night.
Lotta coffee!
Look, I don't wanna be Tori's Secret Santa.
Too bad!
- Stop bouncing! - I can't help it!
Here. This is the most gigantic cup of coffee they sell.
It's not enough.
Look, that cricket's been keeping awake
- for over a month now- - Hi!
Secret Santa time!
[gasping] The new play roster!
- Hold my coffee. - I- [groaning]
- Move! - Ugh, excuse me.
Hey!
[laughing]
These are so good!
Don't spill that.
- What's so good? - The list of plays
for the new semester.
Oh my god.
I am perfect for all these.
Is Moonlight Magic on there?
Uh, yeah, number four. Why?
André wrote the music for it.
He wants me to try out for the lead.
You? Why?
Take your coffee and go.
Oh, somebody fell down on the wrong side of the parking lot.
Vega. Tori.
What?
Try this coffee and tell me what it tastes like.
Hazelnut?
I don't know. I found it in the garbage
[spitting]
Trina, how could you just do that? You can't-
Gotta scamper!
Hey, are you gonna finish your coffee?
No, Jade found this in the-
You can have it.
That's right.
Drink the garbage coffee.
♪ That someone Could change me ♪
♪ Now, no matter what it is ♪
♪ I have to do I'm not afraid to try ♪
- Can I have a coffee? - No!
♪ That you're the reason why ♪
It's not good.
[music playing]
So good.
♪ I don't even care ♪
Bring it down.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Alright, well, you can, but- Lane, can you come here please?
Don't move.
I'm staying here because I wanna stay here.
What's up?
Jade is the captain of the ping pong team
and I wanna try out. And she says, I can't.
Yep, that's what I says.
Aw, c'mon. Why do you all have to drag me into your problems?
Wow. I wish I'd thought of that. Oh, right, I did.
Wait, that janitor didn't give me
a chocolate mop for Valentine's Day.
He didn't?
Ha ha.
Ooh! You don't look happy.
- I'm not. - Yay.
- Trina giving you a rough time? - Yes.
I don't like it.
Maybe the words should be bigger.
- Yes. - [chattering]
Hey, can you pass the salt?
- Wow, they were great. - We can do better.
But we gotta write the script for Gradstein's class.
Yeah, so, we're gonna do it here over video chat.
Oh, sounds good.
I don't care what you do!
Alright!
Pick it back up where we left off. Trina!
You know where I could buy a pair of ballet slippers?
Whoa whoa. Isn't that kind of girly?
Yup. Just one big room full of girls.
Why, 'cause it hurt your stomach
and gives you nightmares?
- No. - Yes.
- Maybe. - Ha!
Dickers.
Oh my God!