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>>LISTEN, MAC!
DODGE HIS PUNCH,
AND THEN COUNTERPUNCH.
>>OKAY.
ANY OTHER ADVICE?
'CAUSE THAT SEEMS LIKE THE
MOST BASIC PRINCIPLE OF BOXING.
IF SOMEONE WERE TO ASK,
"HOW DO YOU BOX?"
I WOULD JUST TELL THEM
WHAT YOU JUST TOLD ME, SO...
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>>DANG IT!
I WANT A BETTER STRATEGY
WHEN I GET BACK.
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[PUNCHING]
[BEEPING]
[DING]
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[PUNCHING]
[BEEPING]
[DING]
>>I'M TAKING A BEATING
OUT THERE, DOC.
WHY DO YOU KEEP BOOKING ME
FIGHTS WITH GUYS THAT ARE
TWICE MY SIZE?
I LITERALLY HAVE TO JUMP
TO HIT THEM IN THE FACE.
>>YES, YOU CAN, MAC!
>>YOUR RESPONSE DOESN'T APPLY
AT ALL TO WHAT I JUST SAID.
>>JOIN THE NINTENDO
FAN CLUB TODAY!
>>I HATE YOU, DOC.
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[PUNCHING]
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[BEEPING]
[PUNCHING]
>>WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT?
DID YOU SEE WHAT JUST HAPPENED?
THAT GUY CAN BASICALLY TELEPORT!
DOC, YOU GOTTA STOP BOOKING
THESE FIGHTS, MAN.
I'M LITERALLY GONNA DIE.
>>YES, YOU CAN, MAC!
>>STOP!
JUST STOP!
THIS IS NOT 2008 AND
YOU ARE NOT BARACK OBAMA.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAINER
IN HISTORY.
YOU HAVE FOUR PIECES OF ADVICE.
THAT'S IT!
YOU BOOK IMPOSSIBLE FIGHTS
WITH GUYS THAT ARE EITHER HUGE
OR THE WORLD'S BIGGEST
RACIAL STEREOTYPE.
AND THEN, IN BETWEEN FIGHTS,
THE ONLY TRAINING
WE DO IS RUNNING.
I AM SO SICK OF--
[SCREAMING]
>>LISTEN, MAC!
DODGE HIS PUNCH,
AND THEN COUNTERPUNCH.
DANCE LIKE A FLY,
BITE LIKE A MOSQUITA!
YES, YOU--
>>YOU...
BOOKED A FIGHT WITH MIKE TYSON.
HE'S THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT
CHAMPION...
AND I WEIGH 107 POUNDS.
SO THIS IS HOW I DIE.
GOODBYE, DOC.
I HATE YOU FOREVER AND ALWAYS.
>>JOIN THE NINTENDO
FAN CLUB TODAY!
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[PUNCH]
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[DINGING]
>>YES, YOU CAN, MAC!
MAC?
YEAH, HE DEAD.
HE DEAD.
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ANYONE WHO'S EVER PLAYED
MIKE TYSON'S PUNCH-OUT.
>>YOU COULD TALK
THIS WHOLE TIME?
>>UH--
JOIN OUR NINTENDO
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>>NO.
NO. 01:04:01.104,00:00:00.000 >>NO, NOT AGAIN!--