Not only are self-driving cars safe,
but they're also now very affordable.
*depressing music*
Um, excuse me.
When are y'all gonna start selling those expensive self-driving cars?
Oh, pff! We gave up on that.
Instead, we have this high tech
very expensive sex robot.
*in a bad robot voice* I have all parts.
*disgusted yet turned on*
I'll take four!
Marvin.
Yes?
After four years, I don't think this relationship is working for us--
I mean we're only together because we're comfortable, and I think we both deserve better.
I completely agree.
I hope we could stay friends!
Best friends!
All right, Marvin. I'm leaving for a business trip to Milwaukee now.
Business trip?
Yeah, I told you about it last week. I'm going with my hot single co-worker, Brian.
Oh, I guess I wasn't listening.
Okay, I'll just give you a hug when I finish this level. okay?
You know, I'm running late, so we can just hug when I get back.
Coooool...
Cool.
Happy Anniversary.
*door closed*
Wha -- what?
Heh?
Heh?!
Right?
Oh, Eric. Uhm... just so you know, if you try to reach me today, I'm turning my phone off, I'm just gonna like take a mental health self-care day.
That's a great idea, Nicole!
I'll talk to you later.
Hey, Nicole!
Hmmp...
I thought you we're gonna turn off your phone for the day?
Oh...
I was about to...
But I got a notification from Cory's sister that she liked my photo on Instagram.
So I went to Cory's Instagram and, he has a new girlfriend.
And, she went to Cornell, and she volunteered an animal shelter, and she was a bridesmaid in her cousin's wedding in 2014.
Hey, Nicole, I think maybe you should put the phone down--
*devil voice* NOOOOOO!
Ah!
Uhm... I think it's time we tell anyone the truth.
We're dating.
I love you, shayne-key boi!
I -- uh... think it's time we tell everyone the truth.
We're dating!
Ourselves.
Because we really should be alone.
Yeah, I project my insecurities on everyone I date--
Which pushes them away.
And then that makes me even more insecure.
And I say, I don't have time to date, but in reality, I just don't like myself enough to believe I deserve love.
*sighs*
*thud*
AAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHHH!
This doesn't incite happiness...
Donate.
THIS IS TOO MUCH!
TH-THE PILES INCITE HAPPINESS!
I live in the piles now.
HHHHEEEEEELLLLPPP
MMMEEEEEEEEHHHHHHH!
No!
Yo, man!
Facebook is so shady.
Like the way they gather everybody's personal information is so shady.
At least people are calling them out for it now.
You know what? I'm gonna delete my Facebook, right now!
You know what? Me too.
But first, I'm gonna do the Ten-Year Photo Challenge!
Oh, that sounds pretty cool!
But I'm gonna do the Every Address I've Ever Lived At Challenge!
You've got to try this Personal Social Security Number and Marketing Preferences Challenge!
Oh my god, this is so fun!
I feel like I'm a part of something!
*laughs in unison*
It's insanely, high tech sex robot.
Ve -- sorry.
*robot voice* I have all parts!
So sorry.
I -- *inaudible* robot.
Can I have thirds--is?
Aww, my little coochie!
Put the phone down--
NOOOOOOOOOOO!
Yeah, okay!
NOOOOOOOOOOO!
Yeah...
So stupid!
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