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>> Greg: WILL CALIFORNIANS
EVER REPLACE THE SENATOR WITH A
PLASTIC FACE?
SHE IS NOT QUITE 6 FEET
UNDERGROUND YET INSIST ON
STICKING AROUND.
SHOULD VOTERS BE HOSTILE TO
ANOTHER TERM FOR THIS POSSIBLE?
FOSSIL?
NANCY PELOSI ASKED THE QUESTION
EVERYONE HAD BEEN ASKING OTHER
THAN WILL SHE FIGHT HIGHLANDER.
THIS WEEK, THE HIGHBROW MONSTER
ANNOUNCED SHE IS RUNNING FOR
REELECTION.
IF THAT ROCK THEY KILLED THE
DINOSAURS DIDN’T GET HER, THEN
NEITHER WILL THE 2022 MIDTERMS.
SHE FIRST WENT TO CONGRESS IN
1987, THE YEAR I WAS BORN.
AND HAS BEEN THE TOP DAM IN THE
HOUSE SINCE 2003.
NANCY MADE THE ANNOUNCEMENT WITH
THE TECHNICAL HELP FROM SOMEONE
ONE EIGHTH YOUR AGE AND WHAT ARE
THE THREE MOST IMPORTANT ISSUES
FACING CONGRESS?
SPEAK IT WHEN PEOPLE ASKED ME
WHAT ARE THE THREE MOST
IMPORTANT ISSUES FACING CONGRESS
I ALWAYS SAY THE SAME THING.
OUR CHILDREN, OUR CHILDREN, OUR
CHILDREN.
>> Greg: OUR CHILDREN OUR
CHILDREN, OUR CHILDREN.
LAST TIME I HEARD THAT IT WAS
FROM A PARENT FILING THE POLICE
REPORT OUTSIDE CNN.
BUT WHEN SHE IS IN THERE AND IT
DOES SHE TAKE A PUNCH OR THROW A
PUNCH?
>> WHEN YOU WERE IN THE ARENA,
YOU HAVE TO BE ABLE TO TAKE A
PUNCH OR THROW A PUNCH FOR THE
CHILDREN.
>> Greg: OH OH.
WITH ALL THOSE PUNCHES, NO
MONITOR SHE ALWAYS SOUNDS LIKE
SHE HAS A CONCUSSION.
BUT THIS IS CRUCIAL PER NOTHING
AT LESS THAN STAKE IN OUR
DEMOCRACY.
>> NOTHING LESS IS AT STAKE IN
OUR DEMOCRACY.
BUT AS WE SAY, WE DON’T AGONIZE,
WE ORGANIZE, AND THAT IS WHY I
AM RUNNING FOR ELECTION TO
CONGRESS.
>> Greg: THAT IS WHAT I SAID.
BUT WHAT IS THIS OBSESSION WITH
CHILDREN?
AND WHY WON’T YOU JUST CALL IT
QUITS?
SPEAK OUT WHEN I FIRST ANNOUNCED
I WOULD BE RUNNING FOR CONGRESS,
RAISED A LOT OF EYEBROWS.
SPECIFICALLY MY OWN.
ABOVE MY FACE.
WHAT KEEPS ME COMING BACK LIKE A
LOOTER TO HIS FAVORITE
WALGREENS?
THE CHILDREN.
[LOWER VOICE]
THE CHILDREN. THE CHILDREN.
THE CHILDREN.
I AM GOING TO KEEP SERVING THE
CHILDREN EVEN AS THEIR PARENTS
PACK UP THE U-HAUL AND MOVE OUT
OF THE STATE.
THAT WAS --
>> Greg: I DON’T KNOW WHO IS
PLAYING HER.
SO, KAT, WHAT WOULD YOU TELL
NANCY?
WELL DONE, BY THE WAY.
>> IT HURTS MY FACE TO DO THAT.
TO BE WHEN IT WAS WORTH IT.
>> Greg: IF YOU’RE SUFFERING
MAKES ME SMILE, IT IS WORTH IT.
>> I KNOW.
LOOK, I GET THAT SHE HAS BEEN
RICH AND POWERFUL.
PROBABLY REALLY HARD.
I GUESS TO JUST GO BACK TO BEING
RICH.
WHAT IS THE POINT OF USING YOUR
POWER TO ENRICH HERSELF IF YOU
NEVER TAKE ANY TIME TO JUST
CHILL OUT AND ENJOY THE SPOILS
OF YOUR LITTLE SCAM?
>> Greg: EXACTLY.
COME ON.
WHY ARE YOU STILL THERE?
EMILY, SHOULD AND THEN NOT BE,
CHILDREN, CHILDREN.
IT SHOULD BE.
BECAUSE THAT IS ALL YOU SEE.
IF YOU DO SAN FRANCISCO, THAT IS
ALL IT IS.
>> IF THAT WAS REALLY THE FOUR
SISTERS BEHIND HER AND NOT JUST
A GREEN SCREEN, THEN SHE
WOULD’VE GOTTEN HIT IN THE SIDE
OF HEAD.
YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.
WHERE THE CHARACTERS WITH THE
TEETH ARE FILED TO POINTS?
THAT’S WHAT I KEEP THINKING
ABOUT WITH "CHILDREN, CHILDREN,
CHILDREN."
ANYWAY.
SHE ALSO WENT ON TO SAY THERE
WAS AN ASSAULT ON DEMOCRACY IN
THE WAY OF THREE THINGS SHE SAID
SAID.
ASSAULT ON THE CAPITAL, AND THE
ASSAULT ON VOTING RIGHTS.
SO SHE TELLS YOU RIGHT NOW WITH
THE PLAYBOOK IS FOR THE DEMOCRAT
PARTY IN TERMS OF THE NARRATIVE
GOING INTO THE MIDTERMS AND
GOING INTO 2024.
WE JUST HAVE TO KEEP REMEMBERING
THAT THAT LOAD OF [BLEEP] IS
EXACTLY WHAT THERE’S A REDWING
TAKEOVER.
>> Greg: THE PARTIES FOR
PEOPLE SUFFERING FROM CRIME ARE
HUMAN TOO.
THE PLAYBOOK IS ALWAYS ABOUT THE
CHILDREN.
THAT’S BEEN GOING ON FOR LIKE 30
YEARS.
IT STARTED IN THE ’80s.
AND THEY NEVER HELP THE
CHILDREN.
NOTHING TO DO ACTUALLY EVER
HELPS KIDS.
WE ARE SEEING THAT WITH THE
PANDEMIC.
>> SHE WANTS CHILDREN FOR THE
SWEET, SWEET STEM CELLS AND
THEIR BLOOD TO HELP REJUVENATE
HER.
WE HAVE TO GET RID OF THESE OLD
PEOPLE.
THEY HAVE ACCUMULATED TOO MUCH
POWER.
I UNDERSTAND OLDER FOLKS, NO
OFFENSE, WISDOM, YOUR LIFE
EXPERIENCE TO SHARE.
BUT I CAN TAKE A JOB WHERE
SOMEONE WOULD SAY GET ME AN
81-YEAR-OLD.
THAT’S WE NEED IN HERE.
THEY HAVE TO GET HER OUT OF
THERE.
THERE’S A POINT THERE THAT THEY
TALK ABOUT WE HAVE TO RESPECT
DEMOCRACY BUT THEY ARE ALREADY
SO -- IF WE DON’T WIN COME
EVERYTHING IS A FRAUD.
AND THAT’S NOT DEMOCRACY.
DEMOCRACY COMING OUT TO ACCEPT
FAIR ELECTIONS.
DON’T PLAY THIS GAME IF YOU WIN
HIM EVERYTHING IS GREAT, IF WE
DON’T, THIS IS BROKEN.
>> Greg: TYRUS, IT’S WHAT KAT
ORIGINALLY SAID.
IT’S NOT JUST ABOUT WEALTH.
SHE CAN’T LET GO OF THE PERKS
THAT COME WITH POWER OF BEING A
POWERFUL PLACE.
>> I’M ASHAMED OF ALL OF YOU
THAT ANYONE WOULD BE SURPRISED
THAT SHE IS RUNNING AGAIN.
DON’T YOU KNOW THAT EVERY
SENATOR OR CONGRESSMAN STAY
UNTIL THEY DIE?
THAT’S REAL.
YOU GET THE DIET IN THE CHAIR
AND YOU RECORD YOUR VOTES AFTER
DEPENDING HOW RIGOR MORTIS SETS
IN.
THE FACT SHE IS STILL BRINGING
UP CHILDREN EVEN AFTER THE
HANDFUL OF MY CANCEL AN GRETEL
INCIDENT.
YOU KNOW WHAT I’M SAYING?
WHEN SHE ORIGINALLY RAN SHE
PROMISED THE GINGERBREAD HOUSE
AND CANDY.
WHOLE KIDS IN THE OVEN THING.
BUT APPARENTLY ENOUGH TIME HAS
PASSED WHERE AND HOW SHE CAN
TALK ABOUT THE CHILDREN AGAIN.
I WOULD IMAGINE YOU’RE GOING TO
SEE A LOT OF INVESTMENTS AND
CANDY AND STOCKS FROM HER, NOT
THAT SHE HAS BEEN INSIDER
TRADING RID OF HER.
AND MISSING CHILDREN IN THE
NEIGHBORHOODS.
SO BE CAREFUL.
>> Greg: ALREADY.