>> James: ALL RIGHT, HI GUYS.
SO I'M EXCITED ABOUT THIS.
I CAN SEE A LOT OF YOU ARE DYING
TO ASK ME SOMETHING.
SO, TIME TO CRANK THE OLD CAN
AND GET A TASTE OF THOSE JUICY
PEACHES!
RIGHT, WHO'S GOT A QUESTION?
ANYONE AT ALL.ù
IS THE LADY IN THE DENIM JACKET.
>> HI JAMES, I'M SO EXCITED TO
BE HERE, IT'S MY FAVORITE SHOW
IN THE WHOLE WORLD.
>> James: MY PLEASURE.
>> THERE WAS A HUGE ARGUMENT ON
THE INTERNET, AND I WAS
WONDERING IF YOU SO WEIGH IN ON
IT FOR ME.
>> James: SURE.
>> IS A HOT DOG A SANDWICH?
>> James: WELL, YES I GUESS
IT'S
PIECE OF MEAT BETWEEN TWO PIECES
OF BREAD AND WHERE I COME FROM
THAT IS TECHNICALLY A SANDWICH.
SO YES, A HOTDOG IS A SANDWICH.
ANYWAY, THERE WE GO.
A BIT OF FUN.
HAS ANYONE ELSE GOT ANY
QUESTIONS?
STRAIGHT QUESTIONS, ME MY WORK
MY CAREER, HOSTING THE GRAMMIES,
ANYTHING AT ALL.
THE GUY HERE IN THE HAT.
JUST YOU THERE.
>> HI JAMES.
>> IT'S SO IMPRESSIVE THE WAY
YOU CAN SING AND DANCE, I LOVE
THE INTERVIEWS TOO.
I WAS JUST WONDERING, HAVE YOU
DEVELOPED ANY MAJOR MEDICAL
CONDITIONS?
>> James: WELL, WHEN I SAY
QUESTIONS
ABOUT ME I DIDN'T MEAN LIKE THAT
--
THAT'S ACTUALLY QUITE RUDE.
I MEAN DO YOU HAVE A MEDICAL
CONDITION?!
>> YES I SUFFER FROM GOUT.
>> James: I'M SORRY TO HEAR
THAT.
>> I TAKE A PILL, NOBODY
NOTICES.
>> James: ANYBODY THAT THAT
IS A QUESTION ABOUT ME?
THE BLACK ON THE TOP, TRENDY.
>> I WAS WONDERING SINCE THIS
SHOW WAS PRETTY MUCH YEAR ROUND
AND AIRING AROUND THE WORLD, HOW
MUCH MONEY DO YOU MAKE?
(LAUGHTER)
>> James: WELL, THAT FEELS
INAPPROPRIATE.
>> JUST BALLPARK IT.
>> James: NO I'M NOT GOING TO
BALLPARK IT.
ARE THERE ANY OTHER QUESTIONS?
SERIOUS QUESTION.
>> 1 MILLION?
>> James: I'M NOT GOING TO
ANSWER THAT.
GIVE THE MICROPHONE TO HIM
IMMEDIATELY.
>> IS IT $4 MILLION?
NO ONE DESERVES $4 MILLION TO DO
THIS RIGHT?
>> James: YOU'RE GETTING THIS
WRONG.
THE QUESTIONS SHOULD BE ABOUT
ME, THEY'RE NOT ABOUT ME.
JUST THE GOOD STUFF.
I DON'T TALK ABOUT THAT MUCH,
THERE MAY BE A QUESTION ABOUT MY
CHARITY WORK.
DOES ANYONE HAVE A PROPER
QUESTION?
YOU SIR IN THE BLUE SWEATER.
IS THIS A QUESTION ABOUT ME?
>> YES ABOUT YOU.
>> James: GREAT.
>> THIS IS THE BEST LATE NIGHT
SHOW THERE IS RIGHT NOW.
>> James: THANKS SO MUCH.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
>> AND YOU ARE FAST BECOMING A
HUGE STAR.
>> James: STRAPPED TO A
ROCKET, CARRY ON YEAH.
>> BUT THERE'S SOMETHING WE
WOULD ALL LIKE TO KNOW, HOW BIG
IS YOUR PENIS?
QUS.
>> James: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
>> JUST TELL ME WHEN TO STOP.
>> James: I'M NOT GOING TO --
YOU'RE BARELY MOVING IT.
>> NOW?
>> James: I'M NOT GOING TO
ANSWER THIS.
NO, STOP IT THIS IS A JOKE, I
DON'T KNOW WHY I BOTHER WITH
THIS.
I DO A Q&A, BECAUSE YOU MIGHT
ALL LEARN SOMETHING!
>> WELL I THINK WE ALL HAVE!
>> James: SIT DOWN!
THIS HAS BEEN A DISASTER.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH TREVOR
NOAH AND AARON EKHART.
SIT DOWN!