Kids! Dinner's ready, make a dash, dishin' out, leftover hash.
Oh yeah, wonder what's in it this time.
Let's see, we had liver and onions Monday,
squid with sauerkraut Tuesday, lima bean--
[gagging]
Whoops, sorry Lans.
Ah, all this glitter and now I look like you.
You do look like me, which you know, bonus for you.
Wait a minute Lana, that gives me a brilliant idea.
Gee, I can't imagine what's keeping Lola, let me go check.
How was your day sweetie?
Oh, um, you know, uh, pageants, and uh, glitter,
and um, crowns, probably.
Ha, just another day in the life of Lola. Here you go.
[giggling]
How was school today guys?
- Great. - Best day ever.
Well I hope this won't put a damper on it,
but Lola you've got a check-up with Dr. Peterson,
and Lana you're scheduled for a teeth-cleaning with Dr. Feinstein.
Dr. Peterson's office smells like old cheese.
And I don't wanna see Dr. Feinstein,
drills are for engine mounts and lugnuts, not teeth.
Oopsie, I seem to have spilled my book bag,
Lana would be so kind as to join me on the floor
and help me retrieve my things?
Okey-dokey, let's get these appointments over with.
Yeah!
Great news Lols, Mayor Davis just called,
I won the recycling challenge.
Free ice cream, here I come.
[cheering]
Ow!
OK, let's see.
- Ah... - OK, I don't really see--
Ew! It's so gross!
And looks really painful too.
Uh, gesundheit. You getting sick?
No, being sick is not allowed.
My ribbon dance recital is today, and I've invested far too much glitter.
Well, have fu-- ow!
Thanks, you choo!
Achoo!
Ooh, ice cream, ice cream, ice cream.
Well, hello sweetie.
Congrats on winning the Royal Woods recycling challenge.
Your prize is one of my world-famous, Auntie Pam's Slams.
All fifty flavors, with every topping you could ever dream of.
[screaming]
I can't! I can't eat it!
What's wrong Lana?
[gasping]
This is unacceptable.
Lola just saw that doctor, how can she have a cold?
And Lana just saw the dentist, how did he miss what is clearly an abscess?
You call Feinstein, and I'll call Peterson.
Time to give those so-called medical professionals the what for.
Wait! Don't call anyone.
This isn't their fault, this is on- Ow! Us.
- What do you mean? - I didn't wanna go to the dentist.
And I didn't wanna go to the doctor so we...
Kind of switched places.
You're not babies anymore, and sometimes you have to do things
you don't necessarily like or want to.
Like plucking nose hairs, or visiting Aunt Ruth.
We'll schedule new appointments for you with Dr. Peterson
- and Dr. Feinsten, right away. - Thanks.
And don't worry, we'll definitely go as ourselves.
Tonight's dinner is leftover leftover hash.
Boy oh boy, that squid and sauerkraut sure has gotten pungent.
Wow, the squid mixed with the liver and the lima beans.
Separately I was not a fan.
Yes, you made that clear.
But together, it's actually delicious.
Give me that rating card.
A-plus, my compliments to the chef.
[crying]
This is going right on the fridge.
Hmm, I wonder how Lana's bath is going.
I take it you enjoyed your bath.
Yeah, it's worth being clean to see how brown the water got.
But the best part is this!
I found it in the drain. Can I keep him?
- Sure. - Wee!
[laughing]
Lola, you gotta meet my new friend Harry!