Hey what's up you guys it's Travis.
Today I'm going to be sharing something that I've never shared with
the world before.
I'm gonna be sharing my plastic surgery experience.
I've seen some debate in the comments section of some of my videos
whether or not I've had work done.
Some people think I've had my eyelids widened, lip injections... a vaginaplasty?
In all seriousness, I've actually had one cosmetic surgery in my life.
That surgery was a rhinoplasty.
If you've ever thought about getting
plastic surgery yourself, give this video a like.
I knew from a pretty young age that I wanted to get a nose job.
I just thought it was too big. I had a hump on the bridge.
Basically, I just didn't like my nose at all.
Finally on my 20th birthday, I made an appointment to have
a consultation with a plastic surgeon.
I feel like most people are probably really nervous to meet their doctor for the first time,
but for me, instead of being nervous and shy, I stormed in there with pictures, pie charts, graphs.
If it was up to me I would have my nose chopped off!
Chop that thing right off!
Fortunately, the doctor saw my crazy coming from a mile away.
So he talked me off the edge and he gave me some suggestions
that would still satisfy what I wanted to do
but it wasn't going to be so drastic that you wouldn't be able to recognize me
by the time the surgery was done.
After the doctor and I agreed what we were going to do with my nose,
he explained how he was going to do it.
"Alright Travis this process is going to as easy and as painless as possible."
"I'm going to demonstrate what we are going to do to your nose with this banana."
"We're gonna make a small incision right at the base of your septum."
"Peel back your nose. Like so."
"That's when the surgery begins."
"We're gonna start off with...
a hammer."
"We're gonna take this hammer
and we're going to very carefully
smash the... (a tons of expletive about smashing his nose)
Any questions?"
I'm sitting there as he's explaining this...
I'll take it!
The surgery itself wasn't that bad.
All I remember was being wheeled into this room
whether there were these massive lights overhead.
There was rock music blaring through the speakers.
That was a little bit concerning, but I was so drugged up I couldn't speak to ask
them to turn the music down.
The great thing about anesthesia is that it makes you give
zero f**ks about what's going on around you.
They could have been in that room gearing up to start a chainsaw and
I would have looked over to them like, "Make sure that thing is sharp enough for this big old honker."
"This is gonna be fun"
Once I was wheeled to the room
They put me under. The next thing I knew, the surgery happened.
After the surgery was over with
I was wheeled into this quiet little recovery room. I wake up all by myself.
I'm still tore up from the anesthesia.
I think that was everyone has left me
So I get my ass up right away and I just start walking--
There I was wondering around the hospital
with my naked ass hanging out the back my hospital gown searching for my family
that I was certain disappeared.
Of course I didn't make it very far because I was right in front of the nurses station.
So a nurse quickly got up and took me back to my room.
She was like, "What you doing? You need to be back in bed!"
I'm looking for my family.
"Honey don't worry about that. They're waiting for you in the waiting room. We're just waiting for you to wake
up a little bit and then were going to bring them in here to check on you."
At that point, I knew she couldn't be trusted.
So the second she put me back to bed,
I immediately got up and started looking for clues.
The nurse, of course came back in just a few minutes later.
She found my naked ass, standing there
holding a box of tissue.
"Travis!"
After I finally sober up a little bit, the nurses brought my family in to come check on me,
and I was allowed to leave the hospital.
The first night after surgery was kinda rough because I was having trouble breathing.
Because I was having trouble breathing,
my mom insisted that she sleep in bed with me to make sure I was ok.
At that point I gave zero f**ks about where my mom wanted to sleep,
because by then the pain had really started to kick in
One thing that my mom and I failed to remember was that she
thrashes in her sleep.
So of course that night, I just remember hearing my mom
make these sounds like
"Ugh, Ugh"
Before I even had a chance to react
I just remember her arm FLYING through the air
She f**king pops me
right in the nose!
I lost it.
(expletives)
You wash the f**king dishes from now on.
Don't think for a second that I ever condone talking to your parents that way,
but if you just had your nose broken in surgery and someone rolls over and punches you
in the face,
all bets are off! I don't care who you are!
The recovery period
of the rhinoplasty wasn't that terrible.
The worst part about it actually was just that every day
I had to squeeze the bridge of my nose
Just to make sure that the form of it stayed intact.
Other than that though , I was in decent shape within about a week.
After about six months, the swelling went down and finally it became
the nose you see today.
If any of you are thinking about getting plastic surgery yourself
make sure that you do your homework.
Don't think that I'm telling you, 'You should get plastic surgery."
Don't think that I'm telling you, "You shouldn't get plastic surgery."
For me, getting plastic surgery was a really positive experience.
Contrary to what everyone said before I got the surgery, I didn't get addicted.
I didn't become obsessive about it.
It just fixed a problem that I was really unhappy with for most my life.
So, I'm totally pro surgery if you think that's something that's right for you.
This concludes my little plastic surgery video.
Thank you guys so much for watching.
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and we'll see you guys next time.
Travis!
Show us an old photo.
Look how cute you were Chew.
That little face.
Have you ever fancied one of the other's mates?
Well no.