*upbeat song plays*
Steve: It's been four months since all this started,
and I hoped eventually after repetition and stability
that feeling of wandering blindly through life would vanish,
but to no avail I'm just as lost as ever
But I've also started realizing no matter your current disposition,
or future endeavors, that feeling never goes away.
Nobody knows what they're doing.
It's scary, but it's a part of life, and I'm just as lost as before and as lost as I'll ever be.
You know who has a problem with people thinking they don't exist outside of bits?
Cow Chop.
And speaking of Cow Chop,
they were at our office today, filming a podcast.
Cib doesn't know anybody from Cow Chop by name.
He calls Trevor "The Clown Man",
He calls Aleks "Tired Eyes",
Brett "The Man with Two Births",
and James.
He's able to get James right because he already knows a James.
And his brain is able to make that easy connection.
What is asspaste? I don't know.
But what I do know is that Aleks rummaged through
garbage the last time he was at my house.
Brett realized he was at an age where he was making decisions that would last for the rest of his life.
And since there was no time for him to change his path
I figured I'd do my best at cheering him up by doing an impression of him.
I was glad for a few moments that I could make Brett smile.
Unfortunately, seconds later, he fell back into that abyss.
While Cib got Trevor addicted to nicotine,
I tried my hand at a couple songs I've been working on.
The first called "The Little Filipino Boy".
James loves the song about the Little Filipino boy.
He also loves my next song, "ISIS: A Summer Ballad".
Always a hit with the teens!
My next song takes a little bit of a darker path, though.
It's a song about YouTube star Toby Turner.
After Cow Chop left, we had a little bit of down time
so I ordered us some lunch.
I wasn't buying into Cib's Braille reading,
so I handed him off a Braille written message to test his ability.