This video is brought to you by; Shari's Berries (dat promo doe)
What's up guys welcome to reaction time
We are doing another reaction to the funniest text on the Internet but this time, oh my god
It's time for the funniest pregnancy text fails. This is a compilation of text messages when the girl tells the guy
*girly voice* I'm pregnant
*douchebag voice* Whaat?
And without further ado;
Kyle I just don't know how to tell my parents I'm pregnant
*child voice* Don't worry I just told them!
You don't have my parents number?
Of course I do they're my parents too!
What?
Oh check who you're texting by the way, they want you home now
OH MY GO-
Don't you just love your siblings? They are the best right here...for real
The girl literally texted-
Maybe she was looking for like Lele or something. Oh, she says Kyle
She was looking for Kyle, and said she put "little bro". How do you even mess that up?
She could have used a different text, and now she's screwed. Guys my parents always told me; If you got a girl pregnant (oh boi you f**ked)
YOU ARE OUT OF THIS HOUSE MISTER
and I was like
Don't worry mom
I-I just I don't even know what females are
*douchebag voice* Babe I think I'm pregnant
Wait what am I doing?
Oh, this was girls-
*girls voice* Babe.. I think I'm pregnant
The AT&T subscriber you (yu) are trying to reach is no longer in service
You know you spelled "you" wrong!
The AT&T subscriber you are trying to reach is no longer in se- *cracks up*
The guy literally corrected the "you"! That is so stupid
Guys honestly
If a girl texted me that, I would be like no you're not you're a liar cause I've never-
Done that with you!
Wait. Can you get can you get a girl pregnant and- No that's only if you do it in the uh- yeah that
So we're good. Don't get a girl pregnant unless you're you're married
And you love her and you want to be with her because if you don't, you're gonna spell "you" wrong
She's gonna expose you
*girly voice* I'm pregnant
*douchebag voice* Who's this?
You didn't keep my number?
I got a new iPhone
Well this just reached a new level of awkward
I think you have the wrong number
WHAT
Wait so if you just pretend like you got a new phone
You can tell a girl she has the wrong number and not take your responsibility?
I don't think this is how it works Mister
She did not have the wrong number. You're a pussy for not taking responsibility
But like look I'd be scared too I understand.
*douchebag voice* Can't wait to see you babe. Hurry up and get here
*girly voice* It's Friday. Screw, the gym! I'm getting pregnant tonight
Wtf-
Uh shouldn't we talk about that first?
*laughs* Oh my god
I wrote Pringles and it autocorrected to pregnant
Jesus Christ.
This reminds me, you know those gold diggers that are trying to get rich guys pregnant
Did you just hear what I said?
*replay* That are trying to get rich guys pregnant?
Wtf is that mom I'm losing my *beep noise* I meant did you know those gold diggers?
That are trying to get pregnant from rich guys
Yeah, you gotta be careful, guys out there
Cause you need to pay child support
And if you get married with her she might take half of your stuff
Same goes to you girls
If you're a girl who got the stuff, and then you hooked up with a guy to random party
And he got you pregnant, you need to be careful. What am I saying? I'm not- I'm not even a father
I can't give advice.
*boy voice* Oh my god! Joe guess what!
Oh it's a girl actually.
*girly voice* Oh my god! Joe guess what?
What?
I'M PREGNAAANT!!!!!
This is really awkward because there's people here, and I'm trying really hard not to scream "I'm pregnant"
Can you just imagine me screaming, like there's people in the living room, and I'm in my room right now. I'm screaming "I'm pregnant"
Out loud? And- This is awkward
WHAT! Get home right now young lady! This is your father you're texting
We need to have a little talk!
Dad I got married last year and I'm 25...
Your point?
OH SH- *beep noise*
That is a- *beep noise* he still thinks she shouldn't get pregnant, she's 25 years old, That's a- *calculates*
That's a good way to get pregnant. Think about it when your kid is like 15 you're gonna be 40. Yeah, that's a perfect age
Why is that salty? Get some salt
Jesus Christ
Hey mom.. I'm pregnant sorry.
You're 16!
How could you do this!? You are irresponsible!
Mom, you're 14 years older than me..
*mindfuck*
This conversation is over
*mindfuck lvl 1213897943*
Hey guys you know what I said when I said that thing about when I said that thing that there's people in the living room?
Yeah, they're still in the living room
That's a pretty loud scream, but yeah, that's crazy
That's exactly how I would always figure out at what age people got pregnant
I would just be like how old is your mom? And then they'd be like
Oh She's like 30, and if I was talking to a 16 year old I'd be like wait so your mom got pregnant when she was 14?
So yeah this- that's a cool way to find out when a parent got pregnant
So you can kind of roast your mom if she got pregnant pretty young. If your mom is roasting for getting pregnant early you're gonna be like
Mom, you kind of did the same thing, so this is very uncomfortable. I don't know what to do right now
How's our pregnant little daughter?
Mom how'd you know?
I meant perfect
Oh nevermind
Wait WHAT?
Huh? you're pregnant?
Am I in trouble?
I'm not supposed to laugh at this but-
But this is like- think of the coincidence of this happening. The girl just has the worst look. Twice. She got pregnant
And her mom found out so- no but seriously if you do get pregnant you should probably tell your mom because
She knows what to do, your parents probably give you the best advice, but yeah, this is uh this is getting really weird
*girly voice* I'm pregnant!
*douchebag voice* Oh my god really?! I'm so happy! I've been wanting to be a dad for a while
Yeah I'm very scared how am I gonna tell my husband? Peter, please advise me on what to do.
Wtf? this is Mark, your husband! You slept with my brother?!
OH SH-
And now a few words from our sponsor
I realized Valentine's Day is coming up quick, but don't worry because Shari's Berries and ProFlowers have teamed up
They said to go ahead and think inside the box and what's inside the box? Well we got a selection
Maybe half a dozen of gourmet dips whizzled strawberries.. I think I'm bying them for myself
I don't even need a valentine's. We got the valentine's necessities collection
Dipping chocolate strawberries and flowers
Arrived together in an especially designed box that keep the berries cold and flowers fresh. So right now just for being a reaction time subscriber
You Get 20% off of any of their paired combinations or any other gift over $29. The flowers and the chocolate-covered
Strawberries came and I'm not gonna lie
I think I'm gonna actually eat them myself. Because my mouth is watering as we speak right now so on Valentine's Day
Maybe I'll hook my dad up with some- But I'll hate it cause I'll just pay for it cause I got 20% off
I want you guys to visit berries.com right now
B-e-r-r-i-e-s berries.com
And enter my code reaction and check out and now let's get back to the video. Have a good Valentine's Day
That is pregnancy text fails, please double-check who you're texting check out more of these
There's so many more that i didn't go through because I don't want to make this video too long
First link in the description all of the ones I read plus more, but in the meantime this is gonna
End it right here. If you like the text message fails series on this channel
Please let me know by leaving a like and in the meantime check out the second channel right here me my friends are in a group and
We do some weird stuff in our free time if you haven't subscribed to reaction time make sure to subscribe turn on the notifications
I'll see you guys next time. Hope you have a great one and peace out