And now the world premiere
of how a cat wasted its nine lives
One, two, three...
Meow
Get into character
Dead cat
Lookin' down from Heaven
I see my flat carcass
in front of 7-11
Wish I could say it was the first time
but I'm a cat
so in terms of lives she's had nine
The first time I died as I remember
I landed on my feet
but it was into a blender
Next life my fancy feast cans had somethin' in them
that really fancy thing
was botulism
Took life 3 easy nappin' on some jeans
the problem was the jeans
were in a washing machine
Don't feel sorry for me
I've had nine times the life that you could ever dream
Life four
I became a pillow on pinterest
Life five
I died from sheer disinterest
Life six
Had the urge to feel lava on my whiskers
Life seven
Chased a bird into a wood chipper
Life eight
Donated my guts for tennis rackets
but turns out they don't even use cat guts
can you put that in brackets
We'll add it in post
I hope this song wasn't a drag
I just had to let this cat
out of the bag
Uh, well technically they're putting you in a bag
What?
Yeah I think that's like a sanitary worker
Is that what they, do they...
Yeah that's what they do for a living, they clean up.
What makes you guys cat experts?
Well this is cat heaven, welcome.
We're dead cats
We welcome other new arrivals... with a song
Wow, you guys really put life on paws