When's the last time you were at a grocery store?
Thanksgiving 2016.
You know you have to bring your own bags because of recycling.
So, I have--
I have our own bags.
OK?
OK.
When's the last time you were in a grocery store?
Years.
Melons.
Here.
Hold one.
Well, you-- [INAUDIBLE].
Hold one.
Hold it, hold it.
Come on, come on.
And hold the other one.
Yeah?
Hold on, let me get a picture.
[LAUGHTER]
Hold on.
There we-- now we got to--
there we go.
I like fresh peaches, too.
Let's get some of those.
OK.
Too hard.
Softer, softer, softer, softer.
Softer.
Softer, softer.
Oprah's touched all the peaches, everybody.
Whoever wants a peach, Oprah's touched them.
OK here we go.
All right.
What are you doing with those?
[LAUGHTER]
Cauliflower.
A little hard.
What is the right size, though?
If I were to get--
Uh, that's too big.
OK.
And that's too small.
All right.
Uh-oh.
Oh, I have one of these.
I use this for hosing things.
You have a nice garden.
I dd.
I have a nice garden.
I don't think we're supposed to do that.
Well, why not?
That's why it's there.
Hello?
I need a dandruff shampoo for Oprah.
If someone can tell me where the dandruff shampoo for Oprah is?
And the odor eaters.
What else did you want?
Odor eaters, dandruff shampoo, and ointment.
What is the ointment for?
OK.
Thank you.
All right.
Hello.
Are these Brussels sprouts?
Yes.
Oh, we need some of these.
[SCREAMS]
Look what you have!
Oh, look it here!
You have all this.
We almost passed it.
Oh, look at this.
Oprah?
What is this doing in your bag?
Why do you have this here?
Oh my gosh.
Here.
Take that.
You might-- you have two kids.
You might need that.
I like the cauliflower mashed potatoes.
All right.
Take those.
Those are ones.
Good.
Let's get a tomato soup.
All right.
Let's get that.
Tomato soup.
It's good.
Wait.
Where's our cart?
I thought you got a cart.
Here.
Put it in [INAUDIBLE].
Oh my god.
Oprah.
OK.
Here we go.
All right.
Garlic mashed potatoes.
Is it-- did you just say, oh that's good?
It's so good!
Oh my god.
That's so good.
You like it?
Yes!
Oh good.
Anyone want to sample Ellen Water?
Have some potatoes and some water.
Oh, that's good.
Here we go.
What's your name?
Stephanie.
Are you going to go home and cook?
Is what I was [INAUDIBLE].
Today is taco Tuesday.
What if we come home and help you cook?
Yes!
All right.
What if we do that?
We have to check out.
We're going to pay for yours as well.
OK.
We're going to pay for your--
I mean, when I say we, I mean Oprah.
Is it OK if Oprah pays in bars of gold?
She pays in bars of gold usually.
I don't think I have a key for that.
No, all right.
Well then--
OK, you don't have--
I have coupons.
So, here.
See what that's going to cover.
I've been collecting.
All right?
I don't think this is going to do it.
[SCREAMS] Stop doing that?
Scary.
Let me have some of that money.
All right.
Let's see.
Hi, you need some money?
Let's pay for that.
Ellen, bring my money back.
Oh, you need money?
I need money.
All right, here's $3.
That's all I have.
Look who it is.
Yeah.
OK.
Bring it back.
Do I look like myself?
And I?
I want Ellen's Vuitton.
OK.
Whoa, sister.
Well, it's a new magazine.
I'm just--
Whoa, sister.
I'm trying it out.
When did this come out?
Well, I'm just trying it out.
OK.
I'll take that too.
How much do you think this is going to cost us?
OK.
[YELLS]
OK, I'm hip to you now.
Are we riding with you?
Yeah, I'm driving.
All right, Oprah can be in the middle.
Oprah, come on this--
I'll be in the middle.
Come on this side.
All right.
I can't believe I'm in the car with Ellen and Oprah!
Oprah, oh my gosh.
Don't you worry about anything.
Listen.
I'm hooked up.
Don't you worry about a thing.
[CHEERING]