GIRL! GUY! GIANT! IMMORTAL! FAIRY! PIIIG-
GO!
Melodias: All right, this is a stick-up!
Guy in the crowd: Okay, okay. Let me get this straight...
So you want US...
...to take OUR money out...
Meliodas: Yeeeah...
Guy: And then once we HAVE our money out...
...we put it back IN.
Melodias: No, NO, NOO!
I'm going to repeat myself ONE MORE TIME:
GIVE US ALL YOUR MONEY NOW!
Another guy in the crowd: Man, this is the most unprofessional fake robbery I've ever seen!
Also another guy in the crowd: I want a refund!
Crowd: YEAH!
Bird-man: KA-KAA
Melodias: I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS FUCKIN' HEIST!!!
I hope the sky falls on YOU and your damn horse-fuckers too!
YOU FUCKIN' TWATS!
Guy: Hey, what's that over in the sky?
[Hot potato rain]
Horse-fucker: Oh, no-AHHHH
Meliodas: Well, not the exact same thing, but I'll take it.
Well, that looks bad. Oh, well, it's someone else's problem now.
*whistles*
Ban: Damn, this town went to a shit-hole real fast!
*pebble flies by*
Ban: Huh?
Oh, that almost hit me.
Good thing I was paying attention.
*STAB*
Ban: GAH!
Jericho: Hell yeah...
this was sooo worth it..
Ban: OH MY GOD
YOU STABBED ME RIGHT THROUGH MY FUCKING CHEST!
I'M GOING TO DIE-
-is what I would say if I wasn't immortal.
Ahahahahah...
Wait...who the fuck are you?
Jericho: Did you already forget my name?
It's Jericho!
From the prison!-
Ban: JERRYYYY AYYY HAHAA
When did you get tits, dude?
BAH!
Ban: (Man, these are deep cuts...)
(WELP, they'll heal any second now...)
(hahahah..)
(haha.)
(Oh, shit)
Jericho: Aww, is the little foxy-boy having trouble regenerating?
Let Dr.Jericho take a crack at the problem.
Ban: AAAAAAAHHHH!!!
SORRY, NO, STOP AH!!!
AH, YOU'RE STEPPING ON MY LITTLE JERRYS!
Jericho: Ohh, I know I am. And you know what?
A seven nation army couldn't hold me back...
*stomps with Seven Nation Army in the background*
Melodias: Oh, great, the Frenchman's back for round 2!
Guila: But the difference between then and now, is that I know your one,
true
weakness.
Melodias *GASP*
oh NO!
NOT THE POTATO BOMBS!
Guila: I've done my homework.
Melodias: MUST.
NOT.
TOUCH.
POTATOES!
Guila: But your Irish blood can't let you do that!
Restiance is futile, no?
Melodias: mmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
*BOOM*
Guila: I call this masterpiece of an attack:
Melodias: AHH
Guila: HOT POTATO!
Elizabeth: ♪ Riding around on a naked piggy! ♪
♪ Riding around on a naked piggy! ♪
Hawk: I'M NOT NAKED!
Elizabeth: ♪ N-A-K-E-D ♪
♪ NAKED IS THE WAY TO BE! ♪
Hawk: BE QUIET, ELIZABETH!
We need to find Melodias and Ban! And-
Meliodas: Ah, don't touch me...
Elizabeth: MELIODAS!
AND...
Banditõs..
Banditõs: Si...
Guila: Were you having fun over there, little Jerry?
Jericho: Were? I still am.
Guila: Hehehe...
Was...
Now, let us search for the other Sins.
They may be very hard to track down-
King: Hey, guuys...
I don't know if you can hear me,
but I don't want to deal with your problems,
soo, I'm just gonna go-
King: Guys?
*BOOM*
Diane: It's gone!
IT'S GONE!
Just when I remembered that I left my hammer here 10 years ago,
I'VE GONE AND LOST IT AGAIN!
Damn, my short attention span-
Oh, look, a dying old man.
Old man: I'm...
16...
Ow, my young hip!
Diane: I'll save you, elderly teen!
Hauser: Not so fast there!
Helping an elderly teen is man's work, mister Matrona!
Or should I say..
The Serpent's sin of Envy:
DIANE!
Elderly teen: Oughhhh, loud music!
Diane: OH NO! ARE YOU OK?
Elderly teen: Oh, I'm quite fine, thanks.
Hauser: How dare she outclass me like that!
Drake Bell: Hi y'all, my name is Drake Bell and I'm here to kill y'all!
WOOO!
Diane: What... is this?
Elderly teen: OHH MY RECTUM!
Drake Bell: I don't think you think you fully appreciate the gravity of the situation.
I'm just kidding. That's a little joke I like to make because my gravity magic.
I pitched it to my pugs and they
LOVED it.
Diane: Hauser, QUICK!
Take this hip and young elderly teen!
Hauser: Oh.. okay!
Diane: I regret EVERYTHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIiiii....
Hauser: DIANE!
Diane: *still falling*
Hauser: Boy, that is a deep hole...
Hawk: Man, these guys need to shed a few pounds...
Elizabeth: I've made up my mind, Hawk!
One day..
I'm gonna be
JUUUUUUST LIKE YOU...
Hawk: Aww. You're making this bacon-pig blush!
Elizabeth: That's right!
One day, I'm gonna be big and naked!
Hawk: Come again?
Elizabeth: Big and naked!
And I'll rule over all of Britannia,
in my big and naked form!
Hawk: Ugh...
Elizabeth: Big and naked!
Big and naked!
Griamore: Lady Veronica, I know it's not my position to question you,
but do you think we should have just stayed back to help the villagers?
Veronica: Did the explosions pop your brains, Bubbles?
My super secret baby-sister mission, is TOP-PRIORITY!
GOD!
Bubbles: They we're just so...
maimed and... dismembered-
Elizabeth: BIIIIGANDNAKEEEEEeeeee...
Bubbles: Oh..
Oh my..
Veronica: Baby sister?!
Elizabeth: Big sister?!
Hawk: Oh no, there's more of them?!
Elizabeth: Aww, why did you have to ruin my butt?
Veronica: Hey! This is no time to play big and nakeds!
Now that I've completed my super secret mission to find my baby-sister,
I have a super-sexy-sister secret to tell you...
Elizabeth: ooOOOOOHHhhh
Spill it! Spill it in my eeeaar hole!
Veronica: Oh my god!
Okay, okay.
Alright, I'm gonna whisper the super secretly in your ear, okay?
Okay? Alright, here we go...
I'm like, okay...
Alright, I'm gonna do it...
I'm gonna do it, alright I'm-
I-Imma do it, alright, I'm gonna tell you the secret...
*speaks in snake language*
Veronica: I'M BLOWING BUBBLES!
Elizabeth: TINY BUBBLES?!
Tiny Bubbles: ONE TIME!
Elizabeth: WOOOW, THAT'S SUPER INTERESTING!
Veronica: I KNOW! So what's up with you, girl?
You got a boyfriend too?
Elizabeth: Boyfriend?
Nah, not me, girl.
Veronica: What?
You're expecting me to believe you're just hanging around this dead boy all naked,
and he ain't you boyfriendo?!
Elizabeth: I mean...
Melodias: Holy shit! THAT'S your voice?!
I swear to God, you need a fucking exorcism!
How about you shut that little mouth of yours, if you know what's good for ya!
WHERE THE FUCK IS YOU MUTE BUTTON?!
I fucking told you that when we first met, you daft cunt!
Just shut your damn mouth and let me get some rest!
FUCK. YOUR. SHITE!
Elizabeth: Fuck you science!
Melodias: Ugh...
*sexy ass piano starts playing*
Australian Melodias: I love you...
and your beautiful voice, Elizabeth...
WAH WAH WAAH!
I'm actually Australian!
WINK!
Elizabeth: Ohh, I meaaan..
Meliodas [inside the rock]: Oh man, what a nap!
Wait.. where am I?!
Elizabeth: Get my boyfriend out of this rock...
RIGHT THE FUCK NOW!
Melodias: Boyfriend? What the fuck did I wake up to?!
Veronica: SHUT UP, ROCK!
Melodias: ELIZABETH! YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE RIGHT THIS MINUTE!
Veronica: I'm not Elizabeth. I'm Veronica!
GOD!
Meliodas: Oh, God...
there's...two of them?
Bubbles: I believe talking isn't going to get us anywhere.
We'll be taking you back home, Princess Elizabeth.
Ban: Hey, now!
You wouldn't wanna do anything...
RASH...
Would ya?
Bubbles: Huh?
Oh no!
VERONICA!
King: You guys were probably wondering:
"What happened to good ol' King after that explosion?"
And one guy is probably going like:
"Oh, well, good riddance, I'd say"
And I retort that statement with:
H-Hey!
Shut your whore mouth!
Buddy.
Jericho: WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP THERE?
WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF A FIGHT!
GET DOWN HERE AND LET ME KILL YOU,
YOU STUPID IDIOT!
King: Oh sorry,
I was keeping myself entertained,
'cause you guys are as fun as...
...s-soup...
aand my comebacks...
aand I nailed that..
[Potato swarm incoming]
King: Well, it's been fun, ladies!
Not really...
But I'm gonna have to call it a day.
Jericho: Right! That's not fair!
Come down from there, Wee Little Man!
King: Nah.
Jericho: What? Afraid two diny lassies are gonna kick your schmucky arse?
King: Spirit Spear,
Chastiefole,
4th form,
Sunflower.
Jericho: You call that a Sunflower?
Looks more like a witty bitty Dandelion!
King: I'll show you a Dandelion...
Guila: Shouldn't have provoked him..
Jericho: Ah, shut up-
King: Oh, boy...
My Chastiefole!
What happened?
???: Oh, it looks like FUC-King's 'Daffa-Dildo' has just been
FUCKED OVER!
King: Huh?
The high-pitched referee thing?
Wait..
Where are the two girls I just Solar Beamed?!
High-pitched referee thing: Oh where, oh where could they have gone?
Dead?
Maybe.
If not for the fact that they were wearing head protection!
Or rather...
Head protection was wearing THEM!
King: What the-
How did he do that?!
A trap door?!
How are you doing that... floating thing?
*GASP*
???: So, we meet again, King...
...or should I say...
Harlequin.
King: No...
It can't be..
You're...
I watched you die!
???: Oh, I assure you...
I am very much alive!
King: I can't believe it...
Y-You..
???: That's right! IT'S-
Wait...
Do...
Do you not remember my name?!
King: I am.. SO sorry...
???: Says the douche who already has a spear aimed for my head!
King: UGH! I deserve that...
OUGH!
???: Come on now, old pal'...
I know you got more in ya than this.
King: I'll remember this...
Youuu..
???: Hold up, le-let's address the elephant in the room.
Do you REALLY not remember me?
I-I thought you were partially messing with me at first,
but now I'm VERY concerned...
Agh...God...
You're...
...really gonna get it now, old friend?
King: It's Jackson!
Apparently not Jackson: ...
King: One-Eyed Jackson...?
Not One-Eyed Jackson: I'm going to enjoy killing you...
Ban: Alright...
You get the cappy out of the crystal gem...
and let us free...
and I won't tickle the Princy-Princess here to death.
Bubbles: You can't tickle people to Death!
Ban: Oh yeah?
Try me...
Tiny...
Tiny: ONE TIIIMEEE!
Ban: EVERYONE WAS THERE!
*slashes*
OUGH!!!
Damnit...
Jerry-boy..
Bubbles: Princess!
Jericho: It's FUCKING Jericho!!!
Say it with me..
JER-
-I-
-CHO!
Ban: Jerry... boy...
Guila: Very impressive, Lady Veronica.
You have been able to bottle a sin,
and capture a princess.
...We'll take over from here.
Bubbles: Ehh, okay.
Elizabeth: Ah!
Guila: Okay, little princess,
would you mind coming with moi?
Veronica: Not so fast, squitter Frenchman!
You can't take my baby sister away!
Bubbles: What is the meaning of this?!
Guila: I've had quite enough of this charade.
You, and your stupid...
bitch of a girlfriend,
will let us take the princess-
Bubbles: DON'T.
CALL MY FIANCÉ.
A BITCH.
Veronica: Ya, you tell them, Bubbles!
Elizabeth [thinking] (wow, she can think?): Now's my chance!
TO FREEDOM OF NUDITYYYY!
Veronica: Bad, Elizabeth!
COME BACK NOW!
Guila: Hmm...
Using your Michael Bublé spell to trap us?
A bold move!
Bubbles: HAH!
I've said I'd foil your plans with my
IMPREGNABLE BUBBLE BUFFER!
God, I need to get a new name for that...
Guila: Not really.
Our back-up plan is already...
how do you say...
the BOMB?
Bubbles: You say it just like that..
the bom-
*gasp*
OH NO!
LADY VERONICA!
STOP, PLEASE!
Elizabeth: ...meeeeeeeee Veronica: Noooooooooo
*KA-BOOM*
Bubbles: LADY VERONICA!
Lady Veronica...
Are you alright?
Veronica: Bubbles,
I mean-
Griamore...
I-I'm seeing the light...
Bubbles: Don't go towards the light, Veronica!
Veronica: Light looks... goooood...
Elizabeth: No!
Bad light!
Veronica: I like iiiit...
Bubbles: Stop, Veronica!
Don't go!
Kiss me...
Griamore...
Gaaahh...
Griamore: Lady Veronica...
*MANLY CRYING*
Veronica: HA!
GOTCHA!
Griamore: Wha...
What?
Elizabeth: PRANKED!
YOU GOT PRANKED, BITCH-BOY BUBBLES!
Bitch-boy Bubbles: That's...
That's not funny...
Veronica: You think my prank isn't FUNNY?!
Bitch-boy Bubbles: I-it was actually very funny...
Veronica: Daamn right,
Bitch-boy Bubbles!
Ha, it's funny when I say it...
Elizabeth: Oh, Veronica...
You were ALWAYS the funny one..
Veronica: Duh!
HEY!
Remember the time I pranked the Gods?
Young Veronica: HEAVEN!
I BROKE MY LEEEG!
Ha!
Now someone's gonna think I broke my leg!
Young Elizabeth: And I'M the one with the broken leg!
Both: AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA
Elizabeth: Yeah, good times!
Hey!
Remember the time that we-
Oh shit, she's dead...
Guila: Alright...
...enough of this sobfest..
Time to take the Princess and the broken sword with us..
Griamore: YOU BITCH-
*BOOM* GAAAH!
Now, Princess Elizabeth...
Let us go, no?
Elizabeth: BIG SISTER, NOOOOO!
BOYFRIEND!
HELP MEEEEEE!
Guila: Shouting at that purple rock isn't going to help solve any of your problems..
Elizabeth: BOOOYYYFRIEEEND!
Ban: Cappy?
Veronica: What's up bitchees! It's me, Veronica!
Coming here from beyond the grave.
HA! Now I'm going to be on Ghost Busters!
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