♪ You rap about me, listen, who does that ♪
♪ He look like Cynthia of "Rugrats" ♪
♪ Cynthia from "Rugrats," Cynthia from "Rugrats" ♪
- Your scene is "Blue's Clues."
- Welcome to "Blue's Clues."
Today, we're trying to find Justina's ass.
Can you guys find it?
(audience laughing)
- [Cortez] It's nowhere!
(audience applauding)
Nowhere!
- [Man] Steve's house, round four, fight!
New challenger!
(audience laughing)
There you go.
Fatality!
(audience applauding)
- [Bobb'E] Whoa, hey, hey, hey.
- My name's Little Bill.
- Yeah, you on the wrong set, Little Bill.
Come on back.
(audience applauding)
- The scene is a magic carpet.
(audience applauding)
♪ I can show you the world ♪
- No, let me see your real hair first.
(audience laughing)
(bell dings) (audience applauding)
- It's not moving.
(audience laughing)
(bell dings)
- I think there's a weight requirement.
♪ Under the sea ♪
- Oh my god, Ariel, did Ursula give you your voice back?
- Yes.
- Whoa, whoa.
(audience laughing) (buzzer buzzes)
- [DJ D-Wrek] Oh, that's (beep) up.
- Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
(Cortez laughing)
(audience laughing)
(bell dings)
♪ Let it go, let it go ♪
♪ Can't hold me back anymore ♪
(audience applauding)
♪ Let it go, let it go ♪
(bell dinging)
- Hop on the back real quick.
- All right.
♪ I can show you the world ♪
(audience applauding) (bell dings)
- [Nick] All right.
- The battle is second Aunt Viv versus first Aunt Viv.
(audience exclaims)
- When it comes to the battle,
I get told I'm the worst mom.
- Facts. (audience laughing)
- But yet, my money fill up banks
ever since I took your job.
- Fill up banks.
- So this who they got to replace me?
(audience laughing)
I been on way more seasons than you, sis,
and on all them episodes, I never seen you do this.
(audience applauding)
- And the winner is, the Black Squad,
make some noise for them! (audience applauding)
Every Black person has watched this show.
(buzzer buzzes)
- What is...
♪ Oh, oh, oh, this is "All That" ♪
♪ This is "All That" ♪
♪ Check it out ♪
- Black Harry Potter spells.
(buzzer buzzes)
- What is, does it look like something bad and boujee?
(bell dings) (audience applauding)
- What is, Amara La Negra?
(audience applauding) (bell dings)
(buzzer buzzes)
- What is, please shut your damn mouth?
(audience laughing)
(buzzer buzzes)
I'ma bust your ass, boy.
(audience laughing)
(buzzer buzzes)
- What is, I wish this bitch would'th this?
(audience laughing)
(bell dings)
(buzzer buzzes)
- What is, Alakazam, Alakacap, whoosh,
now Nick Cannon can wrap, how about that one?
(audience applauding) (bell dings)
- Magical, magical, it's magical.
(buzzer buzzes)
- What is, Alakazam, Alakazooie,
he still gonna make the (beep) movies.
(audience laughing)
(bell dinging)
- Your late night pairing is Spongebob and Patrick.
(audience laughing)
(audience applauding)
- What took us so long to get to this point, Patrick?
- Spongebob, you know you live in a fruit house?
(audience laughing)
- Have you been messing with Sandy's cheeks?
(audience laughing)
- Have you been in her bikini bottom?
- Are you jelly fish?
- Are you still accompanied by Mr. Krabs?
(audience laughing)
(Timothy chuckles)
(bell dings)
(audience applauding)
- Your word is 90's cartoons.
- I was a child.
I was a child.
♪ Check it, yo, DC, boy, what's up ♪
♪ Get fly on your girl like Darkwing Duck ♪
♪ Darkwing Duck, that's a no ♪
♪ I'll give your girl this bone like The Flintstones ♪
♪ Flintstones, boy, stop that ♪
♪ Why is Conceited built just like a Rugrat ♪
♪ Like a Rugrat, he's a fool ♪
♪ I'll get on my knees ♪
♪ And (beep) your girl like a Looney Tune ♪
(audience applauding)
♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
- Your topic is Disney movies.
♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
♪ If you was Aladdin in a new world ♪
♪ You still couldn't get a Wild'N Out girl ♪
♪ Wild'N Out girl, okay, they fun ♪
♪ But I smashed your girl and her name was Mulan ♪
♪ Her name's Mulan, don't mean to dis you ♪
♪ My girl Mulan, dog, that was your sister ♪
♪ That was my sister, you an imposter ♪
♪ When I'm in the cat, she call me Mufasa ♪
♪ Call you Mufasa, that's what you say ♪
♪ Your girl Moana, she's all on my waves ♪
♪ All on your waves, yeah, that's okay ♪
♪ Hey, what's up, hey ♪
♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
- Your topic is fairy tales.
♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
♪ Fairy tale, fairy tale, that's the discussion ♪
♪ Started from the bottom like the ugly duckling ♪
♪ Like an ugly duckling, well, I'm still a cutie ♪
♪ Uh huh, when I nap, I'm a Sleeping Beauty ♪
♪ Sleeping Beauty, this is not fair ♪
♪ Wanna hear a fairy tale, Chico with hair ♪
♪ Chico with hair, hey, he's a baller ♪
♪ You want a fairy tale, Bobb'E getting taller ♪
♪ Bobb'E getting taller, yeah, I'm feeling thankful ♪
♪ Wanna hear another fairy tale, Nick Cannon faithful ♪
♪ Nick Cannon faithful, okay, that's dope ♪
♪ With those dis tracks, Jayvon's the new host ♪
♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
- Your topic is villains.
♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
♪ Pick up and kill it and rap about villains ♪
♪ Well, Spider-Man hands from crawling the buildings ♪
♪ Look, Spider-Man, boy, you a soldier ♪
♪ Her face look like The Joker ♪
♪ You talk about The Joker, I never seen it ♪
♪ Maddy on your team, she look like The Penguin ♪
♪ Look like The Penguin, hold on, we know ♪
♪ Lex Luther head, Chico ♪
♪ Don't talk about Chico, that's my man ♪
♪ You on the team with Candy Man ♪
♪ Candy Man ♪
♪ You on the team with Candy Man ♪
♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
(audience applauding)
♪ Back when I was a young cub, I used to have a heart ♪
♪ 'Til my ex girl Nala left me all scarred ♪
♪ 'Cause she was all about a dollar ♪
♪ But I feel like with you, it's Hakuna Matata ♪
(audience applauding)
- That's for sure "The Lion King."
(bell dings)
(audience applauding)
- Hey girl, all right, I'm back.
♪ Every time I swing, it's quite insane ♪
♪ And you know I pfft, pfft, yeah, I'm the man ♪
♪ Yes, I got the mask all on my head ♪
♪ We didn't go internet dating, but we met on the web ♪
- "Spider-Man."
(audience applauding)
(bell dings)
♪ I was born in the jungle, I'm a killer ♪
♪ My whole family wild, even my momma a gorilla ♪
♪ Well, I want you for the whole day ♪
♪ I swing through half-naked, baby, we can role play ♪
♪ I mean, our love may take time ♪
♪ You probably heard about your boy through the grapevine ♪
- "Tarzan."
♪ I'm telling you, it's scary insane ♪
♪ I'm high off love, you gonna be my Mary Jane ♪
(audience applauding)
♪ Look, where I live it's some trees that'll damage you ♪
♪ My name is Mowgli and I run with some animals ♪
♪ Bring some friends along and their hair long ♪
♪ And if you got some friends then they can Shere Khan ♪
♪ But this monkey right here, I won't share it ♪
♪ The way I blow on your neck, can you bear it ♪
- "Jungle Book."
(bell dings) (audience applauding)
- Damn, she knows.
♪ Yeah, okay, fresh out the box so come play with me ♪
♪ When you come into the room I can't help but freeze ♪
♪ Ken and Barbie, that's what we could be ♪
♪ So let's catch a buzz and play with my Woody ♪
(audience applauding)
- "Toy Story."
- [Timothy] Yeah.
(audience applauding) (bell dings)
♪ Yeah, okay, it's so hard being green ♪
♪ Trying to save the princess from the king ♪
♪ And it's hard with this donkey on my side ♪
♪ Trying to make Fiona my bride ♪
- "Shrek?"
(bell dinging) (audience applauding)
♪ She know that movie ♪
- Oh man, listen here, y'all ain't gonna believe this,
listen here, I have been a fan
ever since I came home from school
and every time I cut on my TV
and I just hear, oh!
Y'all make some noise for Spongebob's house.
(audience laughing)
(bell dings)
- All right, Eman, who are you sitting with over there?
(audience laughing)
I said, Eman, who are you with?
- Oh, I'm coming in.
Oh hey, yes, I am here.
Hey, oh my god, listen here,
this here is a phenomenon and I can't believe
we actually had one fly into the building, it's crazy,
because all the kids love it
and any time they see you, they go up to you
and they say, hey, you got games on your phone?
Without further ado, I want you guys to give it up
for the yellow angry bird, right here, yeah.
(audience laughing)
Uh huh, just swipe on up and knock these down.
- Okay, you know what, I am literally freaking out right now
I am utterly starstruck,
I used to watch "Rugrats" all the time,
guys, give it up for Chuckie Finster.
(audience laughing)
Oh my gosh.
(audience applauding)
- Parental advisory, these are Nicholas...
Boy, your head stank!
(audience laughing)
I really have this on my mind,
and I think the world should know.
Boy, your ass look like Bert off of "Sesame Street."
Ugly ass boy.
(audience laughing)
I'm on your ass.
(bell dinging)
- Conceited, you is not that dude!
You a grown ass boy with Crayola tattoos!
(audience laughing)
- Can I go now?
- No!
(audience laughing)
Shut up!
It's New School day.
That's all I got to say.
- All right, hold on.
Now I just gotta scorch this kid the right way,
(beep) take off your glasses
you look like Sid from "Ice Age."
(audience laughing)
Doja Cat, you being here makes me actually happy,
but you got the same thighs as Squidward
when he ate all the Krabby Patties.
(audience laughing)
(bell dinging)
♪ Hey, hey ♪
♪ Clap your hands, y'all ♪
♪ Gonna do it like this ♪
♪ Ever since "All That" I been about them flows ♪
♪ Y'all wanna hear me do a rap ♪
♪ Then oh, here it goes ♪
♪ 'Cause like my man Kel, I love orange soda ♪
♪ And I'ma keep on rolling like I'm on this coaster ♪
♪ So I'ma freestyle and you know I'm the man ♪
♪ Y'all gotta give it up for Detective Dan ♪
♪ And I'ma keep on doing it 'cause I'm in the mood ♪
♪ My man Kenan told me I was a Super Dude ♪
♪ But I keep it popping ♪
♪ I keep it hot, yeah ♪
♪ Lori Beth, what's your vital thoughts ♪
♪ And I just go and keep on rhyming ♪
♪ Nick Cannon is perfect, I could do it every time ♪
(audience applauding)
- Cut the beat.
- Bobb'E, your raps don't really work for me,
you got the face for an old folks home
and the body for a nursery.
(audience exclaims) (bell dings)
- Chill, Justina, he was on "That's So Raven,"
but he ain't on that show anymore.
(beep) ain't she psychic,
how come she ain't tell you, you wasn't gonna grow anymore?
(audience laughing)
(buzzer buzzes)
- The Disney Channel jokes are cute,
I ain't knocking you,
but don't she look like
a trailer park version of Kim Possible?
(audience laughing)
(bell dings)
And you, you wanna talk stupid?
If she Kim Possible, little (beep), you Rufus.
(audience laughing)
(bell dings)
♪ I don't know why he gave you a bell ♪
♪ You in all red, boy, 'cause I sent you to hell ♪
♪ Matter of fact, you need to just switch ♪
♪ You look like the dinosaur from "Lilo and Stitch" ♪
- Okay, Justina, your voice ashy
and your face filled with pimples.
You still wear Pull-Ups and you built so little.
That's the Rugrats, back in the '90s,
I'ma keep this simple,
you Chuckie Finster, and I'ma aim my Tommy at your pickle.
(audience exclaims)
(bell dings)
- Justina, I don't know who did it,
but that track in your head, it gotta go.
I don't know why they got us battling
the 8-Mile version of Kim Possible.
(audience laughing)
♪ You new on this show, nobody ever knew you ♪
♪ Matter of fact, y'all give it up for Timon and Pumbaa ♪
(audience laughing)
♪ But you know they ain't gonna win, why bother ♪
♪ All I gotta say is Hakuna Matata ♪
♪ Kung-Fu Panda, we throw that out in the world ♪
♪ You got the same eyeballs as a Powerpuff Girl ♪
(audience laughing)
♪ DC, my name is Chico Bean ♪
♪ I said something about you earlier ♪
♪ But you know you my G ♪
♪ I ain't got nothing else to say ♪
♪ Just wanna let you know I agree ♪
♪ That dude sitting right there look just like ♪
♪ A negro broccoli tree ♪
♪ Negro broccoli tree ♪
♪ You rap about me, listen, who does that ♪
♪ He look like Cynthia off "Rugrats" ♪
♪ Cynthia from "Rugrats," Cynthia from "Rugrats" ♪