Well, hi, Ryan.
Hello.
It's good to see you.
It's good to see you. Isn't it good to see him?
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[CHEERING]
So nice.
Thank you.
It's good to see you.
[CHEERING]
Look at that.
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A lot of airbrushing.
No.
Photoshop.
No, no.
What's going on with you?
Look at that.
What's--
[CHEERING]
[LAUGHS]
Oh!
Those are some good shots.
Thank you.
What's happening with you?
Are you dating and stuff?
Are you interested?
Well, darn it.
I just got married.
No, no, no, no.
But I think I have to ask for other ladies.
They would want to know if you're single.
[LAUGHS] Yeah, I'm dating.
I'm dating.
My emphasis right now is on the kids and career thing.
I think it'd be good for me to be single for a little bit.
Yeah?
Yeah, yeah, to find some focus, some personal focus.
Really?
Is that what you're going for right now?
I think so.
Maybe. Oh.
All right. Yeah.
Why not?
No, no, that's good.
I think that's fine.
But I just was wondering.
And I know that--
are you and Reese still friends?
I know--
Yeah.
--you were married to Reese Witherspoon, and you remain--
We are and things are great.
It's so important, too, as divorced parents, I think,
to keep that connection and to let--
it makes the kids feel better.
Sure.
They know the parents are interacting
and with each other.
And we show up to all the--
Yeah.
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We go to all the school events together.
And yeah, we're there for each other.
And also, in our line of work, you have to be flexible.
Because from one week to the next,
you don't know where you're going to have to be,
if it's for a promotional tour or on location.
And so we've done a really good job with that,
and our kids are happy and healthy and doing awesome.
How old are they now?
My daughter, Ava, is 10.
And my son, Deacon, is 6.
Mm-hmm.
And what are they into?
They're into lots of stuff.
Ava, right now, has taken to cartwheeling from place
to place instead of walking.
She's super obsessed with gymnastics.
And so that's how she gets around.
She cartwheels.
She must get places real fast.
Yeah, she does.
Yeah.
Deacon just started playing flag football, which
if you have a six-year-old or a five-year-old,
it is one of the most hilarious things
to see them try and grasp the concept of football.
And trying to teach them to run a play as a minor miracle.
But that must be adorable.
Do they have little outfits on, little uniforms and things?
Yeah, they do, actually.
Yeah.
And then the little flags hanging off.
And they're all-- it's a mess, really, but it's super cute.
But that's cute, at six years old,
to be running around like that.
Yeah, he's into that.
And then he's into martial arts because I--
You're into martial arts.
Yeah, I started when I was eight years old,
and I competed in tournaments.
And he loves having that point of connection with me,
where I can train.
I used to teach kids--
Oh, really?
--Taekwondo.
Yeah.
Because you-- I have--
Andy, come on out.
We want to see a little bit of this Taekwondo
you're talking about.
Aaron.
Sorry.
[CHEERING]
I was going to--
I'm sorry.
I was going to teach you some kicks,
but your back isn't acting right.
Yeah, my back is-- we shouldn't do it.
[LAUGHTER]
But this is Aaron.
Oh, Aaron, you're--
What's up, Aaron?
Look, that's perfect, Aaron.
Aaron, you're brave.
Yeah. What are you going to do?
Your elbow or your--
I'm going to do an elbow strike in a suit jacket, which,
to my knowledge, might be the first time someone--
Why don't you take your jacket or shirt off?
Whatever you need.
[CHEERING]
Oh, yeah.
This is just for you.
I'll do it.
[CHEERING]
Oh.
This will easy.
Yeah.
Too easy.
Ah!
[CHEERING]
Thank you, Aaron.
Thank you.
That didn't hurt?
No.
[CHEERING]
I was going to teach you.
Like, I could do these kicks.
Like, I have a friend who's 6 foot 7".
I can kick him in the face, but I don't do that anymore.
I can't do that.
Yes?
Well, don't you-- he's not your friend anymore
if you kick him in the face.
You shouldn't do that.
Jordan Sparks, that was impressive.
[LAUGHS]
All right.
No, I can't do that right now.
But soon, I'll be able to do it.
And then when you come back, then I'll kick.
Because I have pretty good flexibility.
Maybe we'll spar next time.
Oh, I would love it.
Yeah.
[LAUGHTER]
I'm so excited to see you in this comedy.
Because last time you were here, I said, you're
always doing these heavy roles.
You've got to do a comedy.
And here, you are doing MacGruber.
Well, that's why I did it, pretty much.
Oh, really?
On your career advice, yeah.
Well, then I should get a percentage.
I got paid so little, so I have 20 bucks in my pocket,
if you want it.
All right.
Well, maybe there'll be a sequel.
That's where you'll get your--
I think there will be.
Yeah. It's such a funny movie.
It looks funny.
Shockingly funny.
That's great.
All right.
Well, I have a little something for you.
Since you're so into this, I wanted to get you a gift.
And this is-- you have a--
[CHEERING]
That's awesome.
That is so awesome.
All right.
And then we have a blue belt that goes around it.
A blue belt?
Yeah.
So you have a blue belt.
All right.
My friends in the martial arts community
are going to hate me for having a blue belt, a light blue belt.
Well, you do have one now.
Yeah.
All right, MacGruber opens in theaters May 21.
Court Yard Hounds perform after this.
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