I am the worst person to date in the world
No, she's doing the crab, she is doing the cr-
I still haven't found Mr Right. Is that cringey? That's cringy.
I can't believe I just said that.
Okay so Tegan I want to know, why have you got me here today?
Basically I'm sick of Kelsie
Oh she's always on her phone, she does gymnastics, she drinks too much
One of my worst habits is doing me party tricks
I jump into the splits, I do head spins
and this is all when I'm on dates or I'm on nights out because I'm trying to show off but it's not good
Right, Kelsie, tell me about your dating history. Where do you meet guys?
Nights out when I'm drunk.
Have you ever been on a date where you haven't had a drink?
Urm, I don't think I have
So Kelsie, we've got some videos from people that you know who are gonna share what you're like
I remember when we were younger, she was seeing this boy and we were out drinking and she literally cheated
on this boy for a bite of a kebab wrap. Honestly I don't know where we got her from
Wow, so wait, rewind. Cheated on your boyfriend for a bite of a kebab?
It's true. So I messaged him the next morning being like, "I cheated on you" and he was like
"who with and why?" and I was like... "for a bite of kebab wrap!"
Hi!
You okay? What's your name?
Callum. You okay?
Hi Callum
Think she might like him. He's got like the dark hair which is what she goes for
What's your name? Kelsie. I'm a bit hungover. So I'm a bit nervous.
Why? Was you out last night? Yea.
Just a bar and then out? Or was it a nightclub...
She's already got a drink And she's drinking
Do you know what? Let's just hope she doesn't go overboard
Are you not getting a drink?
He literally just sat down. It's only been two minutes.
Right, his seat's not even warm yet
Can I get you anything guys?
I'll have a pornstar martini
I knew she was gonna say that
She's on her second drink, she hasn't even finished the first one
Do you work full-time, then go all out?
I work. I did go to the gym but I don't anymore
Why? I just cannot be arsed
She said the word "gym", I'm hoping it doesn't turn into gymnastics
Do you get your eyebrows threaded?
Yea
Do ya? Can you tell?
Look good. Yeah I haven't even got me specs on
I was gonna trying to a haircut but it was
a bit short notice
Oh she's on her phone!
Just get a picture. It's lovely in here, isn't it?
Oh no, she's doing the Boomerang
Do you always bring your phone out on dates?
Yea, good question. Do you always bring your phone out on dates?
Shoutout to your Instagram fans? Yea
Stop
I feel like if she carries this on, I might just have to call her.
Oh, who's this?
Kelsie, I'm watching you and you need to put your phone down
We want you to ask different questions. Ask him about his family. Ask him about
his friends. Right okay, bye!
What do you like to do in your spare time then?
Oh God! She's went straight in with it.
Going out is probably the main one just because it's easy for me to sort out a night out
I'll actually put me phone down in one second but I need to do one more thing
Oh my God!
Will you take a Boomerang of us necking this?
She doesn't listen No
Proper necked it, aye. Do you go on a lot of dates?
Um, I've been on a few
Have you got, like, a way to impress people?
no
Don't ask that question
Like a pick-up line or... anything?
No don't ask it
I do have these tricks
No! What?
Is it good?
Yeah. It's a headstand Would I would I be impressed or would I just think, "What an idiot"?
I think you'd be impressed, maybe
No
Would you do it on a first date, or would you sort of leave a handstand out?
Oh no I do it. You do believe I can do it though?
We believe you
No I believe you
Well impressed Shall I add you on Twitter?
Ah she's really obsessed with social media
I just got a Snapchat
The body language just shows that she's disinterested
Hey guys I'm just on my date with Callum. Do you wanna go on, or not? Or I shall not put you on?
Not a chance
Ok sorry
I just wanna know how she'd feel if a guy was doing this?
Yea if it were the roles reversed? Yeah
Wow
Please don't shine it in his face! There it is!
Do you know what? I've seen enough
[burps]
Oh she's just burped!
Look after yourself, yea? Don't miss us too much
I won't believe me Bye!
When I first met Kelsie, she was lovely, definitely sticks to what she knows she doesn't really sway
Really wants to get her gymnastic moves out. It was quite a bad first impression
always being on your phone. You know she was always taking photos of her drinks
and showing off to her friends but she wasn't really focusing it on me
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