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- Hi, this is 7 Minutes in Heaven with Mike O'Brien.
I'm here today with WWE superstar, John Cena.
- That's me, and that was very official of you,
WWE superstar John Cena.
- [Mike] You work out? - [John] No.
I was going to start tomorrow, everybody says I should.
- You should, yeah.
- Why, do I look feeble to you,
do I look like I can't handle myself?
- It seems like it's been going okay without it.
- So, I should not.
- Yeah, it's fine, I do 20 push-ups every couple days.
You might, at least, do that.
- Just, you know, for effect?
- Yeah, and to win the wrestle.
- To win the wrestle?
- [John] Okay. - [Mike] In the new movie,
Sisters, you play a tattooed bad boy.
- [John] Drug dealer. - [Mike] Drug dealer.
- [John] Yeah. - [Mike] Were you ever
that guy growing up, not drug dealer,
(John laughs) specifically, but, what's
the worst crime you committed?
- I was into the usual haberdashery as a teenager.
Just trying to--
- [Mike] Hatmaking? - [John] Yes, actually,
(Mike laughs) - [John] Actually hat-making.
- Well, that's legal.
So, WWE SmackDown is moving to USA Network
starting January 7th. - [John] Yes.
- Do you know who you've got on January 7th?
- I do not, I show up to fight,
ready to SmackDown, as they would say.
- Yeah, you have to, you have to either be raw
or you have to smack someone down.
You used to drive a limo?
- I did, that was a career short-lived, it was awful.
- [Mike] Always lost with a-- - [John] Always lost.
- [Mike] Big paper map. - [John] Always lost.
Always late, people would call me everything
on the way to the airport, because, literally
I'd be an hour late for them to miss their flights
and now, as a traveler, I would just--
- And it'd be your fault.
- Oh, definitely, (Mike laughs)
No other reason.
- You've wrestled Big Show a lot,
a rival, if you will.
- [John] Heavy man. - [Mike] Yeah.
- [John] Yes. - [Mike] Which leads me--
- [John] Smells like a chicken processing plant.
- My question is genuinely going to be
multiple choice, what does Big Show smell like?
- [John] Just-- - [Mike] (laughs) Chicken plant
My options were, like an encyclopedia
that's been in a swamp for a week.
- Okay.
- Like a dog toy that's been soaked in dog saliva--
- That's not it, that is not it.
- And also fell in a swamp.
- That's not it.
- Like a freshly opened stick of Right Guard
antiperspirant and deodorant Cool Blast?
- No, that's also not it.
- The stick of deodorant was in a swamp for a week?
- No, I will go with the swamp,
I will go as far as to say, an encyclopedia
wrapped up in a beach towel of farts.
- Okay.
Big Show.
That's how Big Show is.
- That's his musk. (Mike laughs)
- [Mike] He sells that scent, (John laughs)
"Beach Towel".
- Big Show.
- Let's do a little role-play scenario
where we're tag-team partners who are
in couples therapy because you turned
your back on me in the last match,
as you did to Billy Kidman. - [John] All right.
You don't do anything!
- See, when you yell, then do you know that that puts me--
- Do somethin' out there!
You just stand there.
And I just have to stand there
while you don't do anything.
- This is our whole relationship.
This is happening all the time.
- Smokin' gun!
- What are the most serious actual injuries
you've suffered from over a decade of--
- Every single time I go out there my feelings hurt.
- [Mike] Yeah. - [John] Yeah.
- [Mike] Broken hearts? - [John] Yeah, man, they--
- [Mike] Because you're like, I can't believe
this guy dislikes me so much.
- Yeah, and they sing along, like to my music,
♫ John Cena sucks ♫
and they're like, "Hey, man, you need to quit."
- [MIke] The fans hurt-- - [John] You suck, bro,
we hate you bro.
- I have to be honest, I felt that a little bit
when you said you wanted to punch me in the face.
- No, but that's just what I was thinking.
I didn't mean it, but I totally did.
- So I've had a good time.
(smooches)
- I think, I think that that, probably,
is going to get me in so much trouble with my gal,
but it was what you felt you needed to do.
- Yeah, I mean, sorry to your gal,
it was a one time thing, and it has not been
going on on the side for months.
- I'll tell you what, we'll keep it European.
(smooches) (slaps)
All right, perfect, perfect. - [Mike] Ow. (laughs)
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