[gentle music]
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hold on just a minute there, buster.
- Dad, I'm supposed to pick up Emily
in, like, ten minutes. I got to go.
- Well, Emily can wait for a little bit, can't she?
You got a minute to talk to your old man, don't you?
Have a seat.
[groans]
♪ ♪
You know, son, you're not a kid anymore.
- Oh, no. I go to health class, Dad.
I already know all this stuff.
- Well, they don't teach you about everything
in health class, okay, Mr. Smarty-pants?
So just listen.
When boys and girls get a little older,
they start getting interested in one another, right?
- I know, and nonbinary people,
agender, intergender
FTX, genderfluid people...
- What?
- There's more than just boys and girls now, Dad,
and they're not girls. They're women.
- Yeah, okay, sure. [clears throat]
My point is that...
Sex is a-- it's a very important decision.
- How are you defining sex?
Sex is different things to different people.
- Mm, I guess when--
when a penis goes into a vagina.
- What if there's two men or two women, or more?
- More? - How would you define sex
with multiple simultaneous partners,
or what if somebody's undergone
genital reconstruction,
or is intersex?
- No, but I'm just talking about normal, straight--
- "Normal"? Come on, Dad.
- Okay, here we go. Let me ask you this.
Son, are you attracted to women?
- Yes, but I'm--I'm young.
- Is Emily a woman?
- Biologically.
- [seethes quietly] Okay.
You're attracted to women. Emily's a woman,
so if you were to have sex with Emily--
- I wouldn't just have sex with Emily.
We'd have to make that decision together.
Homecoming's not an excuse to ignore consent.
- I'm not saying to ignore consent!
I never said ignore consent!
You and Emily, right,
consensually decide to have sex.
- Vaginal? - Yes, vaginal.
- Just the two of us? - How many people do you want?
Yes, just the two of you, Colin.
- And I'm playing the traditional male role?
- Go to homecoming.
- You seemed like you really wanted
to talk about this.
- No, no, I don't want to talk about anything
ever again. - So I can go?
- Please do.
Out! Thank you.
Don't forget your corsage.
- Hey, Dad.
- Yeah?
- H-how do I look?
[tender music]
- You look very handsome, son.
- That's gender-coding, but--
- Get out of my house!