- [Christopher] What are you doing?
- [Jessica] Wiping your face, what a gentleman.
(dramatic orchestral music)
- Good morning, everyone.
It is a beautiful day, and I'm out
of batteries on this camera, so give me a second.
That's better, you don't notice a difference,
but it should feel very refreshing,
'cause it's a brand new battery, in the camera now, so.
There we go.
Good morning, everyone, today is a very exciting day,
we are going to the house, and we have two people,
two friends of ours who do interior decorating
and who do landscaping, coming to the new house
to sort of look over everything
and give us some advice, give us some ideas,
and just talk to us generally about it,
and also visit, 'cause we're friends with them,
so, that's always good.
I'm still in my pajamas,
I've gotta hurry up and get the day started,
but it's already been a very productive day.
Let's talk about your nose for a second,
people are going to notice
that your nose is a little busted, what happened?
- I got this thing at store night at Awanna's,
and I let people have turns and I flinged it once--
- [Christopher] Wait, wait, wait, wait,
let's back up, let's back up, what is store night?
- Store night is when you can buy things.
- So you earn...
Like a kind of money, and you get
to buy stuff at the end of the year?
- Yeah.
- [Christopher] Okay, so you bought, what did you buy?
- A helicopter.
- [Christopher] Okay, where is it, can I see it?
- Yeah, why?
- [Christopher] I just want to show everybody what it is.
You okay?
Oh man, now you busted your thumb,
you're busting all your things.
Give me a hug, give me a hug, let me take a look.
Is it this hand?
- [Jacob] Yeah.
- [Christopher] You okay?
Can you squeeze my finger?
You can't squeeze it?
No, squeeze it with all your fingers.
That's as tight as you can squeeze?
Oh no, you're gonna faint, oh.
Oh, man, he's a goner, I guess we gotta get a new Jacob.
- [Jacob] Helicopter!
- [Christopher] Helicopter, okay,
you got your, you've recovered.
Okay, show us your helicopter.
Whoa!
That's cool.
So far, you've had store night at Awanna's,
got this helicopter, banged your hand on the wall,
and gone through two living rooms,
and an outside, what does this have to do with your face?
- I bought it at Awanna's, used it--
- [Christopher] Whoa.
- Like that.
- [Christopher] And it went right into your nose?
- Yep.
- [Christopher] And it gave you this mark on your nose?
Oh, man.
So you got hit in the face by a helicopter.
- Mmhmm.
- [Christopher] Cool story.
Look who's still asleep.
It's little Duncan.
(Jessica giggles)
He's so precious.
(soft piano music)
Before you guys spazz out about the way he was sleeping,
we know babies aren't supposed to sleep on their tummies,
Jessica was just nursing him, like just now,
and we're in the room with him watching him,
so, just wanted to let you know,
don't worry, we're taking care of that little baby.
We are in the master bedroom right now,
our friend just left who helped us out
with the interior design ideas, what are we doing?
- [Parker] We're unscrewing things.
- [Christopher] We're unscrewing things, that's right.
We're taking out everything that's in this closet here.
- [Parker] Why?
- [Christopher] Because I'm gonna put a desk in here,
and some shelves, for my filming stuff,
so I'll do all my editing up here, at night.
- Oh.
- This space, instead of having a
big office like I currently have,
I'm gonna have a studio area in the garage,
which I'll show you in a bit, and this closet I'm converting
into, like, a desk space, so it'll close up during the day,
no one will know that it's back here,
and then when I open it up, I'll have my computer
and all my editing equipment,
and I can do all my editing right here.
- [Parker] Now it's a build!
- [Christopher] You're gonna build?
Oh, you're doing it.
All the way.
Oh.
Wait, it might be a little hot, because of the friction.
Almost got it.
Thanks for the assist.
That's some good teamwork.
Watch out, that might be hot.
Put it down, put it down, put it down!
Oh, hot, hot.
Are your fingers okay?
- [Parker] Yep.
- [Christopher] Did you know
that screws were hot when they come out of wood?
- No.
- [Christopher] That's because they're
rubbing up against the wood so fast.
Take your hands and put 'em together.
(Parker claps)
And now rub 'em together, and rub 'em faster
and faster and faster, did they start getting hot?
- Yeah.
- [Christopher] Yeah, so when the screw is coming out
of the wood, it's rubbing against the wood as it comes out,
and it's getting hotter, and hotter, and hotter.
So you don't want to touch the screw
right when it comes out of the wood.
You want to let it cool down.
Are you going to do another one?
Okay, push down.
(screwdriver whines)
Good, push down harder.
Make sure it's in there.
- [Parker] This screw is pretty, pretty,
I don't believe what it, what it's supposed to do,
but I'm gonna unscrew this one (mumbles)
because this one is really heavy.
(screwdriver whines)
- [Christopher] You did it, high five!
Nice.
So at our old house, I had my own office,
and it was downstairs in the opposite corner
of the house from the bedroom,
and since Jessica's gonna be nursing the baby,
and she's kinda gotta stay up in the bedroom,
we miss each other at night.
So this way she can be up here nursing the baby,
or resting, or watching a show, or doing social media work,
and I can be right here, editing,
and we're right next to each other, and in love.
(screwdriver whines)
Whoa, careful.
- This one is kind of...
Not getting out because it's so difficult,
and I think it needs to be unscrewed,
but by me, because on (mumbles)
handles are really hard to do, so.
- [Christopher] Oh, so you're not pushing
down hard enough here, and you're squeezing this too fast.
So you want to do the slow push in the button,
and hard pushing down.
There, yeah, keep going.
(screwdriver whines)
- Why does it make that beeping sound?
- [Christopher] That's the motor inside there,
the electricity's going through the motor, and you hear it.
It sounds like a little whine.
Oh, too fast again.
- [Parker] Oopsy.
- [Christopher] That's okay.
Do you want to show them the other closet?
So this is the closet in the master bedroom,
that I'm converting into my little office space.
But, there's another closet in here, do you want to show us?
- Yep, it's that space.
- [Christopher] Yeah, this is a big, huge closet.
- [Parker] Yeah, we need to get all the screws out.
- [Christopher] No, we're gonna leave this,
this is gonna be where Mommy and Daddy put all our clothes.
- But I wanted it to be, this to be our hideout.
- [Christopher] This is gonna be your hideout?
No, but your hideout is the tree house.
- No.
- [Christopher] And Grandma said
I should put a trapdoor in the tree house,
what do you think?
- Yeah, that's a great idea, Daddy!
- [Christopher] I know, let's go do it.
- [Jessica] Look at his onesie, what does it say?
"I wear this shirt periodically."
- [Christopher] Good one.
- [Jessica] Baby joke.
- [Christopher] Hi.
Uh-oh, he's doing that thing where
his eyes go in different directions.
(upbeat music)
- [Jessica] Big stretch.
- [Christopher] Duncan is getting to be so big,
his umbilical cord is almost off.
Look at that.
Look at that umbilical cord.
(Duncan sneezes)
Oh my goodness, are you allergic to umbilical cords?
Well, you can't pull these things off,
but it's almost off of there.
- [Jessica] You have to let it come off naturally.
- [Christopher] And that's his little bellybutton,
that's the first time we've really seen it.
It's pretty cute.
It's cute like the rest of you.
What do you think, you got a bellybutton?
You got a bellybutton now?
Almost.
Look at this little guy, he's so wiggly.
You're so wiggly.
Is it a pretty hot day?
Pretty hot, huh?
Feel good to get your clothes off for a second and stretch?
Big stretches.
Whoa, you're so long.
Mommy kisses!
Mommy kisses are the best!
You can ask any kid, and me.
It's true,
it's true.
Oh, that's why we changed your shirt in the first place.
Spit up.
Look at your eyes.
Look at your arm, there it is, you've found it.
Oh, is there more, more pukies?
- [Jessica] I'd like to see
what's going on down there, mister.
- [Christopher] You hiding it from us?
No, what are you doing?
- [Jessica] Wiping your face, what a gentleman.
- [Christopher] Very good manners.
Uh-oh, you working on a project? (laughs)
You're gonna fill up a diaper?
I just changed you, so it makes sense.
I can't believe this is happening so quickly.
You're only one week old.
That's just coming right off, it's coming right off.
Oh, you bonked the camera.
(Duncan sneezes)
Bless you.
You're making some faces.
(gasps) It came off, it came off!
- [Bailey] What came off?
- [Christopher] His umbilical cord!
- [Bailey] Oh yay, may I see?
- [Christopher] Yeah, it came off, oh my goodness.
There it is.
- [Bailey] I want to see his--
- [Christopher] There's his bellybutton.
What do you guys think?
- Oh, he's got a sticking-out bellybutton.
- Just like Jacob.
- [Christopher] Look at that fresh bellybutton.
- [Jessica] You're gonna have a full tummy indicator,
just like Jacob does.
- [Christopher] That is the freshest
bellybutton you'll ever see, right there.
Brand new, brand new little bellybutton.
Good job, dude, good job.
- Duncan, did you know that your own bellybutton?
- Duncan, did you know that you
can feel around with that thing?
- [Christopher] With a bellybutton,
you feel around with your bellybutton?
- Well, you can feel--
- [Christopher] You just go like,
"oh, what's this doorknob feel like,
"let's just check it out with the bellybutton."
- No, you can feel stuff with it, like, it's sensitive.
(Jessica and Christopher laughing)
- [Christopher] I don't think most people are going,
"oh, I wonder if this is soft,
"let's whip out the bellybutton and find out."
- Stop. (laughs)
- [Christopher] I wonder if this is sharp?
Bellybutton will tell me.
(Bailey laughs)
So Jacob is on a date with Grandma right now,
she has been taking the kids out one at a time,
and so now Jacob is out with her,
and they're doing something together,
just Grandma and Jacob.
(slow guitar music)
I remember when Rachel was a little baby,
my Dad would make home videos with us,
and we always made these, like, really crazy,
epic storyline home videos, like,
we were kinda weird like that,
but he would always spend hours just filming Rachel,
I never understood it, and then I had kids.
Now I get it.
You guys are just precious babies.
You only get this moment for so long,
like just, just a little bit amount of time,
you get this little moment, and you wanna remember it.
And I wish I could capture the smell of this little baby.
Hey, Duncan.
I love you.
Ow.
He got me, he got me right on the nose.
(Christopher laughs)
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Hi, let's talk about what we learned today.
(slow guitar chords)
We learned that helicopter accidents
can lead to minor nose injuries.
We learned that this screw is not coming out,
because it's being so difficult.
And finally we learned that most people
determine textures via bellybutton.
Thanks for watching, everybody.
We'll see you next time.
(baby laughs)
(upbeat polka music)