HOW ARE YOU?
VERY GOOD TO SEE YOU.
DID YOU WATCH THE OSCARS LAST
NIGHT?
>> THEY WERE LAST NIGHT?
[ LAUGHTER ]
OH, MAN.
>> Jimmy: YOU MISSED IT AGAIN.
YOU DIDN'T EVEN GO WHEN YOU WERE
NOMINATED FOR BEST ACTOR, RIGHT?
>> WHAT?
>> Jimmy: YEAH.
YOU WERE NOMINATED FOR
"WITNESS."
THE MOVIE "WITNESS."
YOU WERE NOMINATED IN 1986.
YOU DID NOT ATTEND THE OSCARS.
>> WELL, I HAD A LOT OF
HOMEWORK.
>> Jimmy: LAST TIME YOU WERE
HERE --
>> IT'S OLD NEWS.
>>.
>> Jimmy: -- OR MAYBE IT WAS THE
TIME BEFORE.
I DON'T REMEMBER.
YOU WERE ALMOST PLEADING WITH
THE "STAR WARS" PEOPLE TO KILL
HAN SOLO.
YOU'D HAD ENOUGH OF HAN SOLO.
YOU WANTED HIM DEAD.
AND THEN --
>> WE'RE PUTTING A DIFFERENT
COMPLEXION ON IT.
I FIGURED THAT HIS UTILITY HAD
BEEN EXHAUST ED, BLED OUT, AND
WAS -- WELL, AND I WAS WILLING
TO DIE FOR THE CAUSE.
>> Jimmy: FOR THE CAUSE.
I DIDN'T REALIZE.
>> BRING SOME GRAVITAS.
SOME BASE.
>> Jimmy: AND YOU DID INDEED DIE
FOR THE CAUSE.
>> I DID.
NO GOOD DEED GOES UNPUNISHED.
>> Jimmy: YEAH.
LIKE JESUS HAN SOLO ROSE AGAIN.
>> I LIKE JESUS.
>> Jimmy: MAYBE A LITTLE LESS
DRAMATICALLY THAN JESUS AND IT
TOOK MORE TIME THAN IT TOOK
JESUS, BUT IT'S STILL LIKE
JESUS.
HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?
WHO CONVINCED YOU TO DO THAT?
BECAUSE I WOULD IMAGINE IT TOOK
SOME CONVINCING.
>> J.J. SAID THIS IS A GOOD
IDEA.
I, J.J., HAVE DECIDED THAT THIS
IS A GOOD IDEA.
>> Jimmy: UH-HUH.
>> AND I WOULD LIKE YOU TO DO
IT.
>> Jimmy: AND YOU TRUST HIM
ENOUGH THAT WHEN HE SAYS
SOMETHING LIKE THAT YOU'RE ON
BOARD?
>> DON'T YOU?
>> Jimmy: YES, I DO.
ABSOLUTELY.
YEAH.
BUT I'M NOT HARRISON FORD.
QUITE A DISTANCE FROM IT.
>> I'M ACTUALLY NOT EITHER.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: GUILLERMO, REMOVE THIS
MAN.
>> I'M LITTLE HARRY FORD.
I'M HARRY FORD.
>> Jimmy: WHAT KIND OF MUSIC ARE
YOU -- DO YOU LIKE IN GENERAL?
>> I GENERALLY LIKE THE KIND OF
MUSIC THAT NOBODY IS LIKING AT
THE TIME.
>> Jimmy: I SEE.
BECAUSE THIS IS SOMETHING THAT
WAS POSTED BY SERGIO MENDES.
ON FACEBOOK.
AND THERE HE IS.
SERGIO MENDES.
HE DID A LOT OF VERY POPULAR
SONGS.
>> AND THAT'S ME.
>> Jimmy: HE WROTE "THE FORCE
AWAKENS BEFORE HAN SOLO, A GREAT
CARPENTER NAMED HARRISON FORD.
HERE HE IS WITH HIS CREW THE DAY
THEY FINISHED BUILDING MY RORGD
STUDIO BACK IN 1970.
THANK YOU, HARRISON.
MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU."
AND THERE YOU ARE, BAKED OUT OF
YOUR MIND, YES?
[ APPLAUSE ]
>> NO, I'M NOT BAKED OUT OF MY
MIND.
I'M WORKING.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: WHEN YOU WERE WORKING
AS A CARPENTER AND BUILDING
THESE KIND OF PLACES HERE IN
L.A., WOULD YOU CHARGE MORE TO A
CELEBRITY THAN YOU WOULD TO A
REGULAR CIVILIAN?
>> WOULDN'T YOU?
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: YES.
SERGIO SPENT $6 MILLION ON THAT
RECORDING STUDIO.
DO YOU STILL FIX THINGS AROUND
THE HOUSE?
DO YOU STILL PUT THOSE SKILLS TO
USE?
>> YEAH.
IF IT'S NOT TOO COMPLICATED.
>> Jimmy: IF IT'S NOT TOO
COMPLICATED YOU'LL DO IT?
>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: AND ARE PEOPLE OVERLY
IMPRESSED BY THAT?
>> NOT MY WIFE.
>> Jimmy: SHE EXPECTS IT AND YOU
DO IT.
>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: YOU WORKED AT THE --
WAS IT THE FIRST CRATE & BARREL
IN CHICAGO?
>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: WHEN WAS THAT THAT YOU
WORKED AT CRATE & BARREL?
BECAUSE I LOVE THIS IDEA, THIS
VISION.
>> IT WAS FOR ABOUT FOUR MONTHS
UNTIL I GOT FIRED.
>> Jimmy: OH, THEY FIRED YOU?
>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: WHY DID THEY FIRE YOU?
>> I CAME BACK LATE FROM LUNCH.
>> Jimmy: THAT WAS IT?
>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: WHAT WAS YOUR POSITION
THERE?
>> I VAGUELY REMEMBER THAT I WAS
EITHER -- IT WAS THEIR FIRST
STORE.
AND THE COUPLE THAT OWNED THE
COMPANY WERE STILL THERE.
>> Jimmy: WAS THIS CRATE AND
BARREL?
>> CRATE AND BARREL.
>> Jimmy: WHAT WAS YOUR JOB
THERE?
>> I WAS THE INCOMPETENT MANAGER
OF THE STORE.
>> Jimmy: OH, YOU WERE THE
MANAGER OF THE STORE SHOULD.
>> I THINK SO.
>> Jimmy: WOW.
WAS THE STORE MORE RUSTIC?
LIKE WAS THE STUFF MORE
SUBSTANTIAL BACK THEN?
>> THERE WERE CRATES AND
BARRELS.
>> Jimmy: THERE WERE ACTUAL
CRATES AND BARRELS.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> STUFF WAS IN CRATES AND
BARRELS.
>> Jimmy: HENCE THE NAME I
GUESS.
WELL, WE'RE GOING TO TAKE A
BREAK.
WHEN WE COME BACK, I HAVE A
BUNCH OF THINGS TO TALK TO YOU
ABOUT INCLUDING THE NEW MOVIE
"THE CALL OF THE WILD," WHICH
HARRISON FORD IS IN.
HE STARS IN.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH
HARRISON FORD AFTER THIS.
>>> HEY!
WATCH YOURSELF.
>> LAST BOAT TO DAWSON LEAVING
NOW.
>> THAT'S MINE.
HEY.
THANKS.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S "THE CALL OF
THE WILD."
HARRISON FORD.
AND WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GUYS
FIND A DOG THAT PLAYS THE
HARMONICA?
THAT IS IMPRESSIVE.
>> JIMMY, WE MADE THE DOG UP.
>> Jimmy: YOU MADE A DOG?
IMPOSSIBLE.
I DON'T BELIEVE IT.
>> OUT OF A DOG PARTS.
>> Jimmy: OUT OF DOG PARTS?
>> NO.
THERE'S NO DOG.
>> Jimmy: THERE WAS NO DOG.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE'S NO DOG?
I SAW A DOG.
I SAW THE DOG PLAYING THE
HARMONICA.
>> IF THERE WAS A DOG, HE'D BE
SITTING RIGHT HERE.
>> Jimmy: THERE'S NO DOG?
OH.
EWE RUINED EVERYTHING NOW.
BY THE WAY, THE --
>> I'M NOT SAYING DON'T GO TO
THE MOVIE.
BECAUSE IN THE MOVIE THERE'S A
DOG.
>> Jimmy: THERE IS A DOG.
>> BUT WHEN I SHOT THAT SCENE,
NO DOG.
[ LAUGHTER ]
I SAID, WHERE IS THE DOG?
AND THEY SAID HERE.
IN YOUR HEAD.
>> Jimmy: "THE CALL OF THE
WILD."
THAT CALL WAS PERFECT.
DONALD J. TRUMP.
THIS IS A PERFECT CALL.
IT'S A GREAT CALL.
NOT JUST A GOOD CALL.
SO THE REVIEWS ARE REALLY
POURING IN.
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ APPLAUSE ]
>> THAT WAS THE FIRST THING THAT
SOF
SON OF A BITCH HAS DONE FOR ME
EVER.
>> Jimmy: YOU KNOW, SCIENCE BOB
IS --
>> SPEAKING OF SCIENCE.
>> Jimmy: SPEAKING OF SCIENCE,
YES.
SCIENCE HAS COME UNDER ATTACK,
HASN'T IT?
>> YOU THINK?
>> Jimmy: YEAH.
>> OUT THE DOOR.
WE DON'T BELIEVE IN SCIENCE
ANYMORE.
NOBODY HERE BELIEVES IN SCIENCE
ANYMORE, RIGHT?
>> Jimmy: WE CAN'T EVEN BELIEVE
THIS DOGS ANYMORE THANKS TO --
[ LAUGHTER ]
SOME OF THIS STUFF, YOU KNOW.
>> THAT'S A LESSER OFFENSE.
>> Jimmy: WERE YOU GOOD IN
SCIENCE WHEN YOU WERE IN SCHOOL?
>> I WAS GOOD.
I WAS GOOD AT THE DISSECTION.
>> Jimmy: AT THE CUTTING UP OF
THE --
>> OF SMALL DEAD ANIMALS.
>> Jimmy: DID YOU GET GOOD
GRADES IN SCHOOL IN GENERAL?
>> UP UNTIL ABOUT THE FIFTH
GRADE.
WHEN DID YOU PEAK?
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: SIXTH GRADE.
100% SIXTH GRADE WAS MY PEAK,
YEAH.
>> I KIND OF -- I WASN'T A GREAT
STUDENT, NO.
THAT'S WHY I'M AN ACTOR NOW.
BECAUSE IN THE MIDDLE OF MY
COLLEGE CAREER I REALIZED I WAS
NEVER GOING TO MAKE IT.
>> Jimmy: THAT IT WASN'T
HAPPENING?
>> NO.
>> Jimmy: WOULD YOU BE
INTERESTED IN STAYING OUT AND
MAYBE PICKING UP SOME OF THAT
SCIENCE KNOWLEDGE YOU MAY HAVE
MISSED BY DROPPING OUT OF
SCHOOL?
>> YEAH.
BECAUSE OTHERWISE HOW DO WE KNOW
REAL INFORMATION FROM TOTAL
[ BLEEP ]?
>> Jimmy: RIGHT.
EXACTLY.
>> IT'S SCIENCE.
>> Jimmy: SO WHAT WE'RE GOING TO
DO --
>> IT'S SCIENCE.
>> Jimmy: WE WILL TAKE A BREAK
AND WE WILL COME BACK AND WHEN
WE DO WE WILL WEED OUT WITH
HARRISON FORD AND SCIENCE BOB
THE REAL FROM THE [ BLEEP ].
YES?
HARRISON FORD, "THE CALL OF THE
WILD" OPENS FEBRUARY 21st.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH SCIENCE
BOB.