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GET TO WORK, MAN.
>> IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME.
>> James: IT'S BEEN AWHILE.
YEAH.
>> James: HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN?
>> ABOUT THREE YEARS.
>> James: A LOT'S HAPPENED.
MARRIED MAN, GOT A MUSTACHE NOW.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> James: DO YOU MIND IF WE
LISTEN TO SOME MUSIC?
>> LAY BACK, BABY.
>> James: SHALL WE SEE WHAT'S ON THE RADIO?
>> YEAH.
♪ I'M AT A PARTY I DON'T WANNA BE AT
♪ AND I DON'T EVER WEAR A SUIT AND TIE
♪ WONDERIN' IF I COULD SNEAK OUT THE BACK
♪ NOBODY'S EVEN LOOKIN' ME IN MY EYES
♪ THEN YOU TAKE MY HAND ♪ DON'T THINK I FIT IN
AT THIS PARTY ♪ EVERYONE'S GOT
SO MUCH TO SAY, YEAH ♪ I ALWAYS FEEL LIKE
I'M NOBODY, MM ♪ WHO WANTS TO FIT IN ANYWAY?
'CAUSE I DON'T CARE ♪ WHEN I'M WITH MY BABY, YEAH
ALL THE BAD THINGS DISAPPEAR ♪ AND YOU'RE MAKING ME FEEL
LIKE MAYBE I AM SOMEBODY ♪ I CAN DEAL WITH THE BAD NIGHTS
WHEN I'M WITH MY BABY, YEAH ♪ OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH
IS I THINK YOU AND EDGE, INCREDIBLE WRITERS, WALTER
WALL SMASHES, ED IS NEVER GOING TO JOIN YOU IN CHOREOGRAPHY.
>> RIGHT.
>> James: AND THIS SONG I THINK IS CRYING OUT FOR
CHOREOGRAPHY.
>> I THINK YOU COULD DO IT.
>> James: WHAT WOULD THE MOVES BE TO THAT CHORUS?
>> WE WOULD HAVE TO STAND UP.
>> James: THESE ARE MY THOUGHTS --
♪ BECAUSE I DON'T CARE WHEN I'M WITH MY -- ♪
>> MIDDLEIMMEDIATELY, NO.
INSTANTLY I WAS, LIKE, YEAH, NO.
THAT WAS MY THOUGHT.
BUT I LOVE YOU, AND YOUR VALUE STAYS THE SAME, YOU'RE STILL
VALUABLE BUT THAT DANCE RIGHT THERE DOES NOT A ADD VALUE TO
ANYTHING.
>> James: YOU DIDN'T SEE ENOUGH OF IT.
>> I'M TELLING YOU RIGHT NOW, I'VE SEEN WHAT I NEEDED TO SEE.
>> James: BECAUSE I DON'T CARE WHEN I'M WITH MY BABY, YEAH --
>> NO, NO, THAT'S NOT -- IT'S NOT WHAT THE KIDS WANT TO SEE.
EVER SEE THESE KIDS ON TIK TOK?
THEY DON'T WANT TO SEE THAT.
THEY WANT TO SEE, WHOA!
>> James: WHAT, LIKE -- YEAH, EXACTLY.
( CHEERING ) SEE, THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT THEY
WANT TO SEE.
>> James: ♪ SEE I DON'T CARE, WHEN I'M
WITH MY BABY, YEA ♪ AND I HAVE BEEN ON TIK TOK AND
THAT'S PEOPLE DOING DANIELS TO YUMMY.
>> I THINK YOU AND I SHOULD MAKE A DEFINITIVE YUMMY CHOREOGRAPHY
TIK TOK DANCE RIGHT NOW.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ♪ THE YUMMY YUMMY ♪
>> NOPE, NOPE.
DO YOU WANT ME TO GIVE YOU SOME TIPS?
BECAUSE I COULD MAYBE GIVE YOU SOME TIPS.
>> James: ALL RIGHT.
SO YOU'RE GOING TO DO RIGHT ARM LIKE IT'S YUMMY.
>> James: ALL RIGHT,.
♪ YOU GOT THAT YUMMY ♪ >> THEN YOU'RE GOING TO BRING IT
THIS WAY AND THIS HAND THAT WAY, SO YOU'VE GOT THAT ♪
♪ YUMMY YUM ♪ AND YOU WILL BRING YOUR ARMS
OPEN LIKE THIS, YUMMY YUM.
>> James: IF I HAD JUST COME UP WITH THAT CHOREOGRAPHY, YOU
WOULD HAVE SAID IT'S TERRIBLE.
>> NO, I WOULDN'T HAVE.
( LAUGHTER ) >> James: I WOULD HAVE SAID TO
YOU, THIS IS THE DANCE TO YOU ♪ ♪ YEAH, YOU GOT THAT YUMMY YUMMY
YUMMY -- ♪ >> YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS?
>> James: YOU WOULD HAVE GONE, THAT'S TERRIBLE.
>> IT'S YOUR DELIVERY.
YOUR DELIVERY IS BAD.
> YOUR DELIVERY IS TRASH.
>> James: TEACH ME THESE COMPLEX MOVES.
>> I DIDN'T SAY THEY'RE COMPLEX.
I JUST SAID THE DELIVERY HAS TO BE A-1.
>> James: SO ♪ THIS IS GOT THAT YUMMY YUM ♪
♪ THAT OPEN YUMMY YUM ♪ >> SHALL WE DO THE WOLF?
>> James: IT'S NOT AS GOOD AS THIS.
>> I DIDN'T SAY IT'S EXTREMELY COMPLICATED.
>> James: ♪ YOU GOT THAT YUMMY YUM, YUMMY
YUM, YUMMY ♪ >> YEAH.
>> James: AND THEN WE BOUNCE ♪ ♪ YOU GOT THAT YUMMY YUMMY YUMMY
YUMMY ♪ ♪ SAY THAT WORD ON MY WAY ♪
♪ SAY THE WORD, ON MY WAY YEAH BABE, YEAH BABE, YEAH BABE
♪ ANY NIGHT, ANY DAY SAY THE WORD, ON MY WAY
♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ YEAH, YOU GOT THAT YUMMY, YUM
THAT YUMMY, YUM ♪ THAT YUMMY, YUMMY
YEAH, YOU GOT THAT YUMMY, YUM ♪ THAT YUMMY, YUM
THAT YUMMY, YUMMY ♪ SAY THE WORD, ON MY WAY
YEAH BABE, YEAH BABE, YEAH BABE ♪ ANY NIGHT, ANY DAY
SAY THE WORD, ON MY WAY ♪ YEAH BABE, YEAH BABE
YEAH BABE ♪ IN THE MORNING OR LATE
SAY THE WORD, ON MY WAY ♪ BONAFIDE STALLION
YOU AIN'T IN NO STABLE, NO ♪ YOU STAY ON THE RUN
AIN'T ON THE SIDE ♪ YOU'RE NUMBER ONE
YEAH, EVERY TIME I COME AROUND ♪ YOU GET IT DONE
FIFTY-FIFTY ♪ LOVE THE WAY YOU SPLIT IT
HUNNID RACKS ♪ HELP ME SPEND IT, BABE
LIGHT A MATCH, GET LITTY, BABE ♪ THAT JET SET, WATCH THE SUNSET
KINDA, YEAH, YEAH ♪ ROLLIN' EYES BACK IN MY HEAD
MAKE MY TOES CURL, YEAH, YEAH ♪ YEAH, YOU GOT THAT YUMMY, YUM
THAT YUMMY, YUM (
♪ THAT YUMMY, YUMMY ♪
>> James: WOW, OPIATE IF I'VE EVER FELT OLDER THAN I TID IN
THAT MOMENT THEN.
>> YOU'RE NOT GETTING ANY YOUNGER, I'LL TELL YOU THAT
( LAUGHTER ) >> James: NOW, I WANT TO TALK
TO YOU ABOUT SOMETHING, JUSTIN BIEBER.
>> UH-HUH.
>> James: A CHOICE YOU MADE LAST YEAR.
>> MM-HMM.
>> James: I'M GOING TO SAY I FOUND IT PERPLEXING.
>> OKAY.
>> James: YOU CHALLENGED TOM CRUISE TO A FIGHT.
>> MM-HMM.
>> James: WHY?
I DON'T KNOW, I WAS JUST BEING -- I WAS JUST BEING
STUPID, TO BE HONEST.
NOT STUPID, BUT -- AND PEOPLE WERE, LIKE, YEAH, I WANT TO SEE
THIS HAPPEN.
AND I WAS, LIKE, YOU KNOW WHAT?
THAT COULD ACTUALLY BE FUNNY.
>> James: WOULDN'T BE MUCH FUN FOR YOU.
I'VE GOT TO SAY, I THINK IF ME AND YOU HAVE A FIGHT, YOU WIN.
I THINK IF YOU AND TOM CRUISE HAVE A FIGHT, I BACK TOM EVERY
DAY TO HAVE THE WEEK.
>> ABSOLUTELY NOT.
>> James: I BACK TOM EVERY DAY OF THE WEEK.
>> I TRY NOT TO LET MY EGO GET IN THE WAY, BUT THERE'S
ABSOLUTELY NO WAY.
HE'S NOT THE GUY YOU SEE IN -- >> James: HE IS.
HE IS IN PHENOMENAL SHAPE.
>> PHENOMENAL SHAPE DOESN'T MEAN YOU'RE A GOOD FIGHTER.
>> James: OH, MY WORD...
( LAUGHTER ) >> I START TO GET FRUSTRATED
BECAUSE YOU'RE REALLY BOILING ME UP, MAN, I WANT TO FIGHT YOU!
>> James: WORK YOUR WAY UP TO TOM CRUISE.
DO ME AND THEN LIKE ZACH BRAFF AND THEN TOM CRUISE.
>> I THINK YOU'RE MESMERIZED BY THE CHARACTERS HE'S PLAYED.
>> James: NO, I'M MESMERIZED BY THE MAN.
I'M NOT JOKING.
I AM MESMERIZED -- >> YOU'RE MESMERIZED BY THE
CHARACTERS HE'S PLAYED.
>> James: NO.
I'M TELLING YOU, YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO -- I'M DANGEROUS.
MY AJILLTY IS CRAZY, INSANE.
>> James: HE DOES MOVIES CALLED "MISSION IMPOSSIBLE," THE
MISSION IS IMPOSSIBLE AND HE MAKES IT POSSIBLE.
>> HE'S AN ACTOR!
>> James: HE JUMPS OUT OF PLANES.
>> I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND THE MIND CONTROL THAT I HAVE!
( LAUGHTER ) MY MIND CONTROL IS ANOTHER
SPECIMEN -- >> James: OH, MY GOD.
I'M DIFFERENT.
>> James: LISTEN.
I'M THE CONNOR MCGREGOR OF ENTERTAINMENT!
( LAUGHTER ) THIS IS THE FACT!
WRESTLE ME RIGHT NOW, JUST DO IT.
>> James: DUDE, THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU'RE DOING.
THIS WILL BE TELEVISED.
>> YES!
( LAUGHTER ) >> James: OKAY, OKAY.
THIS IS HALF OF TOM CRUISE.
READY. ALL RIGHT.
ARE YOU GOING TO SAY AM I STARTING OR AM I STARTED.
>> YOU CAN SAY IT.
>> James: HAVE YOU STARTED YET?
>> YOU CAN SAY IT.
>> James: HAVE YOU STARTED?
I HAVEN'T STARTED YET.
THREE, TWO, ONE, GO.
AAAHHH!
♪ >> DRIVE THE CAR.
>> James: YOU STILL CAN'T BE TOM CRUISE.
♪ FOR ALL THE TIMES THAT YOU RAIN ON MY PARADE
♪ AND ALL THE CLUBS YOU GET IN USING MY NAME
♪ YOU THINK YOU BROKE MY HEART OH GIRL FOR GOODNESS SAKE
♪ YOU THINK I'M CRYING ON MY OWN, WELL I AIN'T
♪ AND I DIDN'T WANNA WRITE A SONG 'CAUSE I DIDN'T WANT ANYONE
♪ THINKING I STILL CARE I DON'T
♪ BUT, YOU STILL HIT MY PHONE UP AND BABY I BE MOVIN' ON
♪ AND I THINK YOU SHOULD BE SOMETHIN' I DON'T WANNA HOLD
♪ BACK, MAYBE YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT
♪ MY MAMA DON'T LIKE YOU AND SHE LIKES EVERYONE
♪ AND I NEVER LIKE TO ADMIT THAT I WAS WRONG
♪ AND I'VE BEEN SO CAUGHT UP IN MY JOB, DIDN'T SEE WHAT'S GOING
♪ ON, BUT NOW I KNOW, I'M BETTER SLEEPING ON MY OWN
♪ 'CAUSE IF YOU LIKE THE WAY YOU LOOK THAT MUCH
♪ OH BABY YOU SHOULD GO AND LOVE YOURSELF
♪ AND IF YOU THINK THAT I'M STILL HOLDIN' ON TO SOMETHIN'
♪ YOU SHOULD GO AND LOVE YOURSELF
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YOUR WEDDING.
YOU GOT MARRIED.
>> GOT MARRIED.
>> James: HOW LONG AGO DID YOU GET MARRIED?
>> I GOT MARRIED ABOUT A YEAR AGO.
>> James: OKAY.
YEAH.
>> James: AND HOW IS IT?
HOW IS MARRIED LIFE?
>> BEING MARRIED IS THE BEST THING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO
ME.
SHE'S EXTRAORDINARY.
>> James: WHAT DO YOU DO?
DO YOU STAY IN?
>> YEAH, WE STAY IN A LOT.
WE ENJOY WATCHING MOVIES AND JUST TALKING AND EATING
TOGETHER.
>> James: WHAT DO YOU BINGE WATCH WHEN YOU'RE HOME.
IT'S A COZY NIGHT IN, YOU AND MRS. BIEBS.
>> WE GOT THROUGH THE SERIES OF HOUSE, YOU KNOW, DR. HOUSE.
WE DO FRIENDS.
>> James: WHICH FRIENDS CHARACTER DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?
>> I THINK I'M A MIX OF ALL OF THEM.
>> James: YOU THINK YOU'RE A MIX OF CHANDLER, ROSS AND JOEY.
>> YEAH BECAUSE ROSS IS THE SUPER SENSITIVE ONE, AND I'M
SUPER SENSITIVE.
AND CHANDLER IS SUPER SARCASTIC AND WITTY.
I MEAN, I'M NOT GOING TO GIVE MYSELF COMPLIMENTS, BUT I'D LIKE
TO SAY I'M A LITTLE WITTY.
>> James: GIVE US YOUR BEST JOEY, HOW ARE YOU DOING?
>> HOW YOU DOIN'?
( LAUGHTER ) >> James: I MEAN, I'D QUITE
LIKE TO SEE ON TOUR JUSTIN BIEBER PULL OUT THE "SMELLY
CAT," YOU KNOW THE PHOEBE SONG?
♪ SMELLY CAT, SMELLY CAT ♪ ♪ WHAT ARE THEY FEEDING YOU ♪
♪ SMELLY CAT, SMELLY CAT ♪ ♪ IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT ♪
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> James: THAT WITH A B UNDER
IT -- R -- ♪ SMELLY CAT, SMELLY CAT, WHAT
ARE THEY FEEDING YOU ♪ ♪ SMELLY CAT, SMELLY CAT, ♪
♪ IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT ♪ >> James: I'M JUST SAYING.
( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )
SHOUT OUT TO YOUR MOM AND DAD ♪ FOR MAKING YOU
STANDING OVATION ♪ THEY DID A GREAT JOB
RAISING YOU ♪ WHEN I CREATE
YOU'RE MY MUSE ♪ THE KIND OF SMILE
THAT MAKES THE NEWS ♪ CAN'T NOBODY THROW SHADE
ON YOUR NAME IN THESE STREETS ♪ TRIPLE THREAT, YOU A BOSS
YOU A BANK, YOU A BEAST ♪ YOU MAKE IT EASY TO CHOOSE
YOU GOT A MEAN TOUCH ♪ I CAN'T REFUSE
NO, I CAN'T REFUSE IT ♪ PICTURE-PERFECT
YOU DON'T NEED NO FILTER ♪ GORGEOUS, MAKE 'EM DROP DEAD
YOU A KILLER ♪ SHOWER YOU WITH
ALL MY ATTENTION ♪ YEAH, THESE ARE MY
ONLY INTENTIONS ♪ STAY IN THE KITCHEN
COOKING UP ♪ CUT YOUR OWN BREAD
HEART FULL OF EQUITY ♪ YOU'RE AN ASSET
MAKE SURE THAT YOU ♪ DON'T NEED NO MENTIONS
YEAH, THESE ARE MY ♪ ONLY INTENTIONS
ONLY INTENTIONS (
NOW, DID YOU SING AT YOUR WEDDING?
>> YEAH.
>> James: WHAT DID YOU SING?
I TOLD MYSELF I WASN'T GOING TO BECAUSE I THINK THAT'S KIND
OF WEIRD WHEN PEOPLE, LIKE, GO AND THEY'RE LIKE THEIR OWN
ARTISTS AT THE THING.
BUT IT WAS AN ORGANIC THING.
EVERYONE WAS VIBING AND I SANG HALEY "ONE LAST LONELY GIRL."
>> James: YOU WOULD SING THAT ON STAGE.
YOU USED TO PICK A FAN AND GIVE A FAN A ROSE.
ON YOUR WEDDING DAY, YOU WOULD BE --
>> I SAID YOU'RE THE ONE LAST LONELY GIRL.
♪ HOW MANY I TOLD YOU'S AND START OVERS
♪ AND SHOULDERS HAVE YOU CRIED ON BEFORE?
♪ HOW MANY PROMISES BE HONEST GIRL?
♪ HOW MANY TEARS YOU LET HIT THE FLOOR?
♪ HOW MANY BAGS YOU PACKED JUST TO TAKE 'EM BACK
♪ TELL ME THAT HOW MANY EITHER OR'S
♪ BUT NO MORE IF YOU LET ME
♪ INSIDE OF YOUR WORLD THERE'D BE THE ONE LESS
♪ LONELY GIRL SAW SO MANY PRETTY FACES
♪ IN THE WORLD THERE'S GONNA BE
♪ ONE LESS LONELY GIRL I'M COMING FOR YOU
♪ THERE'S GONNA BE ONE LESS LONELY GIRL
♪ I'M COMING FOR YOU I'M GONNA PUT YOU FIRST
♪ I'M COMING FOR YOU I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT YOU'RE WORTH
♪ THAT'S WHAT I'M GONNA DO IF YOU LET ME INSIDE YOUR WORLD
♪ THERE'S GONNA BE ONE LESS LONELY GIRL
♪ YOU SHAWTY ♪ >> James: I HAVE GOT CHILLS.
CHILLS.
>> James: OH, GOSH.
WHOO -- >> IT'S OKAY.
IT'S OKAY.
TAKE A DEEP BREATH, HERE, THROUGH YOUR NOSE.
>> James: WHOO...
I'M GOING TO HAVE TO STOP FROM HERE.
( LAUGHTER ) THANKS TO JUSTIN BIEBER!