- Heelys. - Yeah.
- [Button] What are Heelys?
- Heelys are shoes that have wheels in them.
- So would you consider yourself a skater?
- You know what?
- [Button] You can't actually do that.
- I wasn't saying that. Oh my God.
- [Button] Only when I light up red, can you press me.
- Oh, no. Shit.
- Yeah. Wow.
- Welcome to The Button, a speed dating show.
When the button lights up red, either player may press it
and swap out their date for a new person.
- [Button] Get outta here.
- If two people can last on a date for 10 minutes,
they win an all expenses paid second date.
- [Button] This is The Button.
- Hello
- [Button] The date has begun.
How about you introduce yourselves?
- I was just working on that, Button.
My name's Evan.
- My name's Hannah.
- [Button] Hannah doesn't wash her bedsheets very often.
- It's kind of off topic.
- Thanks, Button.
- Are we talking like two weeks?
- Maybe like a month?
Yeah.
- I mean
- [Button] Evan, how frequently do you wash your bedsheets?
- I feel like it's every two weeks,
and I thought that was kind of long, but to each their own.
- That's okay.
(Button beeps)
- [Button] Sorry, Evan. You are eliminated.
- Nice to meet you.
- You too.
- [Button] Hannah, why did you reject him?
- I just didn't feel attracted to him, I guess.
Hi, I love your hair.
- Thank you. I like your eyeliner.
- Thank you.
- What do you like to do?
- I like to play volleyball.
- Oh, really? I play volleyball too.
- Really? What's your position?
- Yeah, I played in high school.
I was in the back where I was a hitter.
- [Button] Is volleyball a gay sport?
- Yes. The Spandex. The Spandex.
That's what got us.
- Yeah.
- [Button] Are you attracted to each other?
- Yeah, I think you're cute.
Do you think I'm cute?
- I think you're hot.
- Oh, thank you.
- Which is intimidating me.
- Aww, it's okay.
- [Button] What are you two looking for in a partner?
- Friend first and someone you can lean on.
Like definitely more emotional side of things first.
- Yeah. No, I totally agree.
I'm actually a sex worker
- Oh.
- So I am a sexual person.
(Button beeps)
So, I can, if I wanted to
just have sex with someone, I could, but I want
(Button beeps)
- [Button] Sorry, Sapphire.
- It's okay.
- [Button] You are eliminated.
Hannah, why'd you do that?
- It kind of caught me off guard
that she was a sex worker, and she kinda intimidated me,
and that's how I graded it.
- [Button] She intimidated me too.
- Yeah. I'm glad we're together.
Hello.
- Hi. How's it going?
- [Button] So when was the last time you two had sex?
- A week ago.
- Damn. It's just like a hook up?
- No, somebody that I'd been seeing casually
for a little while.
- [Button] Patrick, are you poly?
- I am, yes.
(Button beeps)
- Oh.
- Yes.
- Okay. Have you been in a polyamorous relationship before?
- This is my first.
(Button beeps)
- [Button] This is your last. Bye, Patrick.
Why did you reject him?
- The polyamorous kind of put me off, I guess.
- How are you doing?
- I'm good. How are you?
- Good. I love your eyeliner.
- Thank you. I love your makeup too.
- Thank you.
- The green favorite color.
- It's my favorite.
- You're kidding?
- It's my favorite color.
Yeah. I love the color green.
So, anyway, what, why are you up here?
- I go to school here.
- What do you study?
- Graphic design.
- So do I.
- You're kidding.
- I study graphic design.
- [Button] You both have so much in common.
- I mean, yes.
Green and graphic design.
My two personality traits right here.
(Button beeps)
- [Button] Sorry, Hannah. You are eliminated.
- You're so nice.
Loved meeting you. You're amazing.
- Yes.
- [Button] You had so much in common.
- I know. I just wasn't feeling the spark.
And then also if I'm being honest,
some of the people before were just
she buzzed them out really fast.
And, I don't know about that vibe.
I don't know.
- [Button] Feel that. Do you think I'm cute?
- I mean, yeah.
I mean my gender, I see myself as like a green orb
in my mind.
So I feel like a button works just as good.
- [Button] I love that.
- But, I do fear AI a lot.
- [Button] Okay. Rude.
Let's bring in the next date.
- Hey.
- Hello. Heelys.
- Yeah.
What's your name?
- Emile.
- Emile? Nice. I'm Pie.
- Pie. There's your handshake.
- Handshake. Yeah.
Nice to meet you.
- [Button] What are Heelys?
- Button doesn't know anything.
- Doesn't okay.
- Yeah.
- You wanna take this one?
- I mean, you're wearing them.
- Yeah, you're right.
Heelys are shoes that have wheels in them.
- So would you consider yourself a skater?
- I would consider myself an ex-skater.
- Is it because the wheels aren't there?
- It's cause, what?
Oh, on the Heelys right now?
- Uh yeah.
- You know what?
- [Button] You can't actually do that.
- I wasn't saying that.
Oh my God.
- Yeah. I didn't like that.
- [Button] Only when I light up red, can you press me.
- Oh.
- [Button] This is awkward.
- Oh no.
- Yeah. Wow.
- Shit.
- Wow.
- [Button] This is so cringe.
- It is.
- [Button] I'm dying.
- I just I'm just gonna hit the button.
- No, I'm gonna, I want to hit it now.
- Now we both want hit the button, Button.
- I mean, I was vibing until you wanted to make me leave.
- Well, shit.
- [Button] What are you looking for in a partner?
Let's try and save this.
- Let's yeah
- Yeah, no. Yeah.
- Basically. I'm looking for a partner
who understands Heelys.
- I do is what I'm saying.
- You do? Okay. All right. Cool, alright.
- Yes. I was not making fun of you for the Heelys.
(Button beeps)
- Do you like The Cure?
(Button beeps)
- [Button] Sorry, Emile.
Why did you reject him?
- It just seemed like a certain type
that has approached me before and made me not feel great.
So, I don't know.
I hope they're not talking shit about me back there.
- Yeah. You've been here for a minute.
- A little bit, yeah.
- Hi, I'm Leah.
- Leah. I'm Pie.
- Okay. Nice to meet you.
- Yeah. Nice to meet you.
- [Button] Leah is kind of famous on TikTok.
- Tell me, tell me about your, how many,
how many followers do you have?
(Button beeps)
- Not that many.
- Not that many?
- Just, like, 135,000.
- Not that many.
- It's really not.
- What do you make? What do you do on TikTok?
Is it cringey?
- Like, thirst traps, I guess.
(Button beeps)
But it's, like, comedy, like, comedic.
- I'd watch them.
- Okay. Yeah.
- What kind of dating things do you like to do?
- I'm, like, a big activity person.
I like to be doing things.
- Yeah.
- Well, I guess it's like a high and a low.
Sometimes I just wanna, like, stay in, take a nap together.
I love, like, somebody who could take a nap with me.
- Yes. That's so sweet.
I love that so much.
- I get why you've been here so long.
You're very likable.
- Oh my God. Thank you.
- Yeah. I love that.
- [Button] It seems like the two of you
really compliment each other well.
- I was gonna say, I think you're super cool.
- I think you're cool too.
- [Button] Leah, where would you take Pie on a second date?
- Like a picnic sounds really good.
- Yes. That would be so lovely.
- [Button] Yeah. And maybe I could come.
- I don't know if we need you for the prompts anymore.
- [Button] I'm gonna light up red one more time.
I'll give you both one more chance to press The Button.
And if you don't, then I think we have a winner here.
(Button beeps)
- We're gonna be winners.
- I wanna be a winner.
- I wanna be a winner,
and I also wanna like go on a second date with you.
- I like you.
- I like you too.
- I'm so glad we connected.
- Yeah. Same
- [Button] Leah, Pie.
Congratulations, you have won The Button.
- Yay! We win.
(applause)
- We did it.
- Oh my God.
- [Button] Now go on that picnic have fun.
- Yes. Yes, let's go on a picnic.
What? Now
- [Button] Please leave.