Hey, guys.
I'm Tracy.
And I'm Andy.
And this episode was a whirlwind of so much drams.
Lies, lies, lies, lies.
Drams, drams, drams.
And we have got to get right to it.
So you--
Wait.
Do you hear that?
[TRAIN WHISTLE]
Is that-- is that what I think it is?
Someone's coming.
Choo-choo.
There he is!
Yay!
It's the Corey Palent choo-choo train!
The Corey Express.
I nailed that one.
Right?
Nailed it.
That was a really good one.
When you saw me rolling in--
I thought you were on a train.
--and you heard that noise, you were
like, I think it's the train.
OK, you guys, we have got to talk about this episode.
We go back to Denver and he meets, of course,
our other Denver Bach, Ben Higgins.
I forgot that he was from Denver, too.
So when he showed up--
That was like, a quick beat.
Ben Higgins is there to give him love advice,
because he's worked out so well, I guess.
Yeah.
But, whatever.
Oh, I know.
I know.
But anyway, and so--
What was the one takeaway?
It was kind of the theme of this episode.
Lean in.
Yeah.
Right.
Whatever you do, lean in.
Yeah.
What does that mean, lean in?
Listen to them.
Talk to them.
Your heart's on the line.
Listen to them.
Listen to your gut.
So then we get our first one on one.
Well, actually, all the girls meet in the park
and they get to meet his cute little dog, Sniper.
And they're all like-- and he's like, Tayshia.
I know.
Well, first of all, surprised by that.
Yeah.
I was surprised by that, too.
I was not expecting it to be Tayshia.
That's the first-- I was like, oh.
And you could just feel the discomfort is--
Sucked out of the room.
Yeah, tangible.
They're literally just they're, like--
OK.
But anyway, so then we get into there sitting there
and they're talking.
And Colton is obviously very upset
because in the previous episode three of the women
had said somebody or some people here are not ready.
Great teases.
And he couldn't get past it.
But who knew in his mind--
Who did you think?
Well, we talked about it last week.
Right.
We thought Hannah B.
Right.
It turns out--
Not.
Not Hannah B.
I thought Caelynn.
OK.
Well, so what I was not expecting
was for Tayshia to actually say names.
One thing I want to talk about is what she said they said.
OK.
Exactly what she said they said.
Which, by the way, nothing.
Because not one person--
Ever brought that up.
--talking to Colton--
That was always so annoying.
That's the whole thing that's so annoying.
Do you know what I mean?
Not one of the ladies talking to Colton
said, well, Cassie said the following.
No.
What they all kept saying was that I heard
Katie say that she heard Cassie and Caelynn talking about how
they--
Want to be the Bachelorette.
--didn't want to get married, aren't ready to get married,
and they want to be the Bachelorette.
Right.
I'm sure those conversations happen.
Because there is only going to be one winner.
But that doesn't mean--
Every one of the girls in that house said that at one point.
But that does mean that they don't want to win.
Of course.
It's a what if.
The question, I'm sure, gets asked--
Right.
Of course,
--if you were to be the Bachelorette, would you do it?
And then someone says sure.
And then someone goes, oh, she's not here for the right reasons.
Not just someone.
Katie goes, oh, I heard this.
And then Kirpa goes, oh, I heard this.
Katie's also not there anymore.
Exactly.
And so Katie very--
Who knows what she said.
Well, Katie, also very easily could have said, oh, yeah.
If I'm not picked, I would be the Bachelorette.
Right.
It could have all been in that context.
OK.
So the next one on one was Caelynn,
which made perfect sense because Tayshia had just brought her
up.
Welcome to the Continental Divide.
Yeah.
OK.
So they go snowboarding.
Caelynn's never snowboarded.
Colton teaches her how to snowboard.
It's very cute, la, la, la.
They're on the deck.
Then they go to the deck.
They go to the deck.
And he goes, I've had a great day with you.
And it's probably 11:00.
Yeah.
[LAUGHS]
This has been a really fun day--
It's been 30 minutes.
--down the bunny slope.
What we really need to discuss now is--
and so then he confronts her.
And Caelynn is totally thrown off.
Oh, for sure.
You can tell that she did not--
Spinning in her head.
Yeah, did not see--
Deer in the headlights, right?
--what was-- she did not expect this, at all.
She was like, anybody but me.
And what you want is for her to throw something and be like,
are you kidding me?
Yeah.
This is not me.
No way.
Why would you think that?
Like, freaking out like, this is ridiculous.
Like, get heated.
Instead, they're like, that's not true.
Yeah.
And it totally makes them look guilty.
She couldn't have looked more guilty.
It's so not true.
I'm really here for you.
Imagine in any other instance--
And you want to be like, no!
Right.
In any other instance, if you are accused of--
[CRASH]
Oh.
Oh, that's--
That's real glass.
and real roses.
No.
Those aren't real.
By the way, just for a second when it actually left my hand,
I was like--
That was a bad idea.
--this is a mistake.
Yeah.
That was a mistake.
So, yeah.
So then they go-- they go to dinner
and she finally gets to speak her mind where she's had
some time to think about it.
And she says, I wouldn't be here if I didn't really like you.
And I see myself marrying you and having kids.
She told him what he wanted to hear.
Having kids is in his mind, I think, the golden ticket.
He gives her the rose, and it's all--
and he tells her--
Lovey dovey.
--I'm falling in love with you,
Yeah, which I was surprised by.
He did that a lot with her.
He said it to her, which was crazy.
All right.
So moving on, then we go to our final one on one with Hannah B.
Yeah.
Oh, boy.
And this one started off great.
And I will say Hannah B. is likeable.
She's got that accent, that smile.
And she was going in--
She's cute and--
She had no idea how this was going to end.
She's like a puppy dog.
Oh, she got so-- yeah.
She's like a puppy dog, right?
So basically, long story short of what happened
is Hannah B. thinks she's having a great time.
And then they go to dinner.
She was until--
He dumped her at the air force hangar.
And she's like, I'm still falling in love with you,
like, blah, blah, blah.
And he's like, interesting.
But I'm still escorting you out.
Can I walk you out?
There was a moment.
Sadly--
I know.
She's like, OK.
You know if I'm pulling this out, you know what that means.
So the group did happened.
And immediately-- and I respect Heather for this.
She just comes in and she's like--
Well, he also-- he teed it up.
He's like, I really am serious now.
I'm not going to your hometown unless this is for real.
Yeah.
And she kind of went--
And you know what?
It was perfect for her.
I love it.
She had just gotten her kiss.
You're not in love with him.
Yeah.
You need more time.
It's OK.
You're happy.
You had a nice time.
You're ready to go home.
She didn't shed a tear.
Bye, Heather.
So then we get our World War III, Cassie, Kirpa.
Which, by the way, Kirpa, she's now a villain?
Wait.
It's hard not to be a villain when you don't smile.
Kirpa's chin got more screen time
than she did the entire season.
This is so true.
And then, now of a sudden you're like--
My favorite line that Cassie said, is she
goes Kirpa, this reeks of desperation.
[LAUGHS]
Oh, yeah.
I was like, damn.
I like Cassie.
But in this episode and in this situation specifically,
I was like--
Yeah.
When she went and sat with Colton,
she said everything I wanted Caelynn to say.
Right.
Yeah, exactly.
She was legit.
You could tell she was upset.
Yeah.
Everything that Cassie was saying,
Caelynn tried to defend herself, to a certain extent.
Exactly.
And I appreciated it.
Cassie was just very much like--
it didn't--
She almost gave what you wanted, which
was the table upside down.
Absolutely.
She was actually getting genuinely frustrated.
It didn't happen.
I didn't say it.
It didn't happen.
But I think the difference is, Caelynn was blindsided.
Cassie had a heads up from Caelynn.
I kind of feel like Hannah G. got the short end of the stick,
because she gets the rose and goes back.
She don't need no drama.
But then she didn't get the rose for the date.
She's taking the high road.
No, but then that's it.
She just gets to know him.
Yeah.
She's like--
But in that moment, she's probably like--
Oh.
--great.
Just send me back to the house with my rose.
I'm good.
So then Caelynn comes back in and talks to Colton,
but we don't see what she says.
No.
That was good.
Are we ever going to see?
I don't know.
That's going to come out in the tell all.
But how do we feel about her doing that?
I didn't like it.
I hated it.
It broke format, and you're not allowed to do that.
It's like, go home.
It didn't bother me, but it made me
wonder if she went in and said, here's what happened.
Yeah, we were talking about it because we realize
only one person can win.
We said if we were asked, we had brought that up.
But we are here for you.
But let's be real.
Kirpa was going home, anyway.
So thank goodness he gave the rose to Cassie.
Bad date.
And then he and Cassie got to go and have
like, the rest of their night together
on the roof with the champagne.
Yeah.
That was sweet.
Very dangerous.
They're very high.
There was a slope.
That's when I thought Hanna G. got a little bit of a shaft.
Yeah, she got screwed.
Yeah.
But anyway, OK.
So we are down to our final four.
Cassie.
We got Caelynn, Cassie, Hannah G. and Tayshia.
We got to talk about what happens next week.
What a tease.
Except we don't get the fence jump.
It's never going to happen.
We don't get that.
It's never going to happen.
So it's clearly not next week.
It's got to be fantasy suites.
So we get hometowns next week.
We get a skydive with a nice, shrill scream from Colton.
(SCREAMS)
I thought about it.
As soon as he did it, I thought I
hoped that you would imitate it so that I don't have to.
You're off the hook.
And then we got a little button at the end
which was so funny, where it turned out
that Tayshia sat on chocolate.
She really sat in it.
A big thanks to y'all for joining us once again.
Tune in next week when we talk all about hometowns.
And comment below to tell us what you think.
And tell us who you think the Bachelorette could be,
because I don't know.
Bye!
Got to get my check, guys.
Yeah.
Bye.
(SCREAMS)