That Was a Lot to take it
Calm down bro
What's your deal okay fuck come on in jesus as Usual my pets are freaking Around Bugs Just This Morning Matt What's good fam
No, Ma'am yeah i'm not gonna lie though gang
I'm a Bit tired This morning Feelin a Bit slow but there's One Thing that can and Will save me yeah?
Also Brendan Do You Got the Goods like you got That
Do you have an eta or something give me anything it'S a three Minutes oh?
yeah
It's my Big day i don't know Why bro my face Feels like Swollen or Puffy This morning my dog Won't shut up
What is your Deal hello what is your deal kong oh?
He's Got a case of the crazies Lately Brothers could Mean Drugs
No, it's an Actual problem Guys like When you go down here it's Just like an Enclosed space and the only Thing you Hear is?
The freaking coffee Bar Game Knowing These Guys Bro They're gonna Like hire someone to kill kong They won't even ask you That's Just
That's Actually Horrible But It fits the theme of Today's, Vlog i think Killing babies
No, Brendan no Was It Beeman
Oh the theme of the law I'm Actually Excited
Rocha he's a Bit of a different one i want to try Stuff i like to experiment see what you Guys like test Things out
and so uh
I'll Explain This Later But uh Let's Just Say It Involves a car Too Anyways yo
Please someone ring The Doorbell in the Next Ten seconds
(This'll take a while)
(Still waiting)
Magic!
Thank you bro it's my big day yeah yeah bro magical Food ah
From Right Under Yo Yo Looking you know this breakfast Burritos i love them hi baby i love you
Oh you know it's crazy Is eating This breakfast burrito can You Just please is eating This
Breakfast burrito Reminds me of My roommate Evan how is he sleeping right now oh?
Hey i got you this Monkey oh?
okay Just me Evan and the Monkey you know one Big Cuddle fest yeah yeah one big colorful
we made a Good decision
Monkey okay so as you all know we had a Little maverick Merch Drop Yesterday This was one of The items the blue crew net
Man We Drop The Red as well the V-neck and all these hats New maverick hats on deck Hawaii
Long-Sleeve maverick ceo turner on bro no gang on the block too sexy bro but
Yo One thing i forgot to mention Because They didn't?
Have the product Yesterday Cuz we're turning This also His uh
Ladies This is like Kind of for you we Got It like i don't i'm not a girl i don't know What is this a
scoop neck yes
scoop Neck Here Actually you know you're a boy here lydia the weather is getting a little colder Let's Get the girls again and i
Like a Nice sweatshirt Thing i don't Know how these Work cuz again like Penis and all but like It like Falls off the Shoulder
Right And Like it's like oh
Yo Shoulders are sexy speaking of That i remember growing Up Girls were not Allowed to show Their Shoulders in school do You remember That
Yeah Right
with the schooling System
AnyWays team Maverick We Do Like Shoulders so yeah scoop necks looking ball that comes Lash Out Playing in description y'all know it okay maverick
Hey Boys I'm Eric How are you
What
That's a Good question i guess we could Just Yeah use brendan's camera huh!
oh
The house Yeah oh Yeah how we're like Homeless right Now?
We're Working on It we're Working on It yeah yeah Let me show you What
Exactly
We did come up with an interim Solution
Solution on i purposely save this box Because i knew this day Was coming as you can see we Kind of made It sort of
Like The home There's Not Much in it yet We have like you got the pillow Got a blanket Like right Here the toaster yeah
Evans Been trying to toast up any Heaven
It's Kind of Sad But it's the best We Got right Now
yeah
Marvin Yeah We there's no Electricity it's never gonna Work everywhere there's nothing no Electricity in the box but like i don't see that Working
Yeah I don't Know Guys the point is we're Working on it we have to find a house but for now i guess
we're really Thankful for What we Have no it's true now like for now i guess we'll take this box i
Was Just Cardboard Could Conduct Electricity Because Yeah the Toaster Would be Nice Just
think you Know Work this is not a lot of space Bro freaking cooped up
The Go-To Statement birthday cantata it's like noon bro i got stuff. To do bro oh oh?
I
Mean i got stuff to do i have to Address the problems that Actually
Hi oh Hello wow but this is Actually Perfect because okay so Just follow me into the kitchen
So the problem has to do with these two Things Right Here
Comm and Plates hi buddy as you Guys Know When it comes to plates
i like Plates
Car-Lengths Plates Look we've all Look Everyone in the house Loves Plates look See What's kong has made a distance i will take a Plate
and i'll
Throw It Now Great Look look look
He's Still over there Now i'll grab another plate i'll look i'll make Eye Contact look he's still over there okay and i'll Throw The
Place
He's Still over there?
Granted he may Have Got a Little closer but the point is my boy is safe
Okay so i guess the best Way to describe this um
We Got an email on the store website local paul cops last Shot and It Was a Combination of Like Yelling at me but also
Like Really Funny and creative and Witty and i
Resonated With It i was like Whoa this is like Kind of Funny but at the same time They're Yelling at me because i i
Throw Plates Around
calm I completely Understand It i Get how it Would Appear as if i'm putting my dog in Danger trust me guys i'm not
We make It a point that Kong Is a Safe distance Away
Whenever i pick up a plate the house rule is Lydia Goes and grabs Kong Just Because obviously I'm not like i don't want to
Hurt My dog With My stupid Antics However this person
Is not They're not aware of that so i decided to make a Cartoon Out of the email They send
Okay so i've Been waiting for this Vlog My dad Was Actually The one Who noticed This email
Come back i need you for my blog we were in the car one day Brendan Was there Every Was there we were all there?
and he started reading This Funny email and It Was Just like the most diabolical
Evil Yet Funny email i've ever Heard so i was like dad before Would be the email and i Wanted like
Where's Got to be something i can do It after about a Solid
30 seconds of Thinking i Was like Greg yo We Need to make that into a cartoon When i was a kid i loved Cartoons
Like Looney Tunes and Other Tunes yeah so i had my friend ben phillips he's a creator in the uk help me out with this
My God did we create The most Amazing cartoon ever
Like i said it Involves This old guy right Here king kong The savage bomb so yeah Without Further Ado
Enjoy
I've spent the past hour writing This email in a premeditated attempt
To hopefully save call Losing and i are even potentially far worse
These Words Need to reach Logan Urgently regarding This juvenile Plate Breaking Whilst there are animals Living in the apartment it's Only a Matter of
Time Until Kong is standing in the wrong Place at the wrong time and that is i Pierced by Surrounded oh?
I've lost count of the amount of
Vlogs in Which i've Seen Kong standing Dangerously close to the area of Impact Whatever you guys decide to Turn the Play into a projectile
By Hurling It Aimlessly It'S a Grounder Wall ah ha wait pause yo at this point i'm reading This email I'm like with them
Another Like Two and a Half Minutes I'M Just
Incredible in this so it continues kong is going to get hurt this needs to stop now
How are you going to feel When young dog oh starts Yelping and Excruciating
Amounts of Pain
Rambling Around on Your Kitchen Floor His little Paws
Slipping in the Blood Seeping from his Head trying to correct his Clumsy attempts at Staying Upright
All While trying to make sense of What the hell Just Happened?
I'll tell You right Now how you're going to feel in those mere seconds after you discover What you've done to poor Puppy You'll question
How you could have Been so
Stupid By putting innocent Family members in Harm's way offer a Little more content a Few Extra Views and a Bit more Attention
You'll Wish nothing more Than being Able to wind the clock back 10 seconds and choose not to smash that Ceramic canine cannon on the
Floor Which May Result in Forever Saying Goodbye to that Little Fluffy good boy both you i and all of The low gang Loved
So as if it's not Already Just Like Weird and Way
Too far This Guy's Freaking Goes darker Bro like Really Dark
Go after Those mere seconds of Laughs The overwhelming gravity of the situation will begin to sink in Waves of Gut-Wrenching
We'll Rush Through Your body You will find it physically impossible to aid kong in the moment so fingers Crossed
Lydia Will be there to rush Him out the door to the Nearest vet Hospital?
Brendan Will Be Lost for Words As he frantically delete the footage before turning the camera off and sitting down in silence
You'll find Yourself in the most deplorable
distressing in Self disdaining Situation One could ever create for Themselves the absolute destruction you Just cost
It will all of a Sudden Seem so stupid and completely avoidable as Your Mind starts to process all of The agonizing Consequences
No more Than a minute would Have passed but You've somehow Just inflicted a lifetime's Worth of suffering and regret upon Yourself
Glancing Down at the floor you see nothing but Shattered Ceramic maverick Remains Covered in the Blood of The savage your savage our
Savage Looking Up your cylindrical rope feature You'll contemplate cutting a piece off and ending Things quickly over the Balcony Rather Than Dealing with the
ramifications This event Will Have on Your personal and professional life at What Point will your ego stop
Blindsiding Your common sense and Duty of care for the General Well-being and Safety of others Logan I
Hope These Words Reach You and make you think about What'S more important in life you are 22 Years old bro it's time to grow
Out of this Absolutely
Asinine
phase that Set a Good Example for the millions of Kids that look Up to you Every day you've crafted a Career for Yourself That
Harnesses Great Power don't Forget he comes with a greater responsibility
Don't let Uncle ben down don't let Yourself down don't let Your family down don't Let your team down and most
Importantly don't Let The low gang down
That Was a Lot to take It i i
Respect The
Spider-Man reference Uncle Ben Good guy i also like others taste in this right There Was a Lot of low gang Flavor Whoever Wrote This
Is Clearly in the low gang and and Honestly They Just want. To have cause back?
Trust me Whoever Wrote this i like Thank you first Up forgive me this is amazing piece cut but second off i respect and
Totally Understand The Concern but do not fret he's gonna be fine look at him Just
in fact watches
Oh he wanted to Join Look like everything's find it oh
But That Was a Wizard Play for a Second wait yeah i Just i'm curious did you Guys like the cartoon Like Would you like
To see more like logan Story Cartoons
Okay see you later i have a Bunch of Like Weird Crazy Life Stories That like i think Would be Funny if i put them
in the cartoon can I get a Second Blog so comment Below if this gets Let's Say
200,000 comments Out There some more cartoons with That Said no gang that is the vlog i know a Bit of a Weird One today
That's Cuz Tomorrow's it's like a Really Special one have to end it a Bit Early some of You might Be Able to guess What
It is but it's gonna be dope if you have not yet purchase your new maverick merch We Just Drop some new shoes Throw Logan
Paul calm Slasher the hottest
Softest Merch in the game during the movement Baby Because That's What It is it's a revolution and as the maverick enterprise grows the low
Gang Does to subscribe if you're not a part of It i love y'all and i will see you Tomorrow