I mean she, she- I think she asks
to ask.
You know? To, to be in a conversation with me. Because she clearly knows this right? 'cause like we watched um Eddie: To be in a- Sure
Avengers infinity war. I swear to God I watched this movie with her because she loves it. Eddie: Mm-hm
So I watched this movie with her at least
at least five times
Okay, so she knows what's going on?
But she will- I am not kidding you like every single time we watch it
She'll be like "Is that Thanos? Daddy, is that Thanos?" And I'm like
Eddie: That's super cute
And this is like the fourth- like third, fourth time we've seen it and I'm like-
And that happens immediately right? Thanos appears like literally immediately
And as soon as he appears
She's like- he, he's got like the his back to, to the camera and she's like "Is that Thanos? Daddy,
"Is that Thanos?" and I'm like-
First when she asked me I was like "Yes, that's Thanos"
Second time she asked me I was like, "yeah, that's, that's Thanos"
Third time she asked me I was like, she's like "Daddy daddy, is that Thanos?" and I whispered to her
I was like, "you know that that's Thanos"
"You know this"
fourth time she asked me I was like
"Haru"
"Why are you doing this?"
Eddie and Diane: *laughs*
"Why? Why are you asking? you know. Why, why are you doing it to me??"
Um, but I- she knows but she, I think she just wants to ask
To be in the conversation so I don't think you have to worry
That kids will stop asking questions because they- that's, that's just what they do
Diane: *laughs*
Yeah, so anybody that's generation I or generation alpha that is listening to this podcast
We're not worried about you guys, we think you'll be fine
Eddie, Eddie was worried for a second there. Eddie: Kids will want attention no matter what?
Tablo: Yes Eddie: Cause I uh,
Tablo: Yes Eddie: I have a very specific story about that again. There is this girl.
Dude, this is slowly turning into the Eddie Podcast. Are you sure you don't want to be like a star or something? Diane and Eddie: *chuckles*
Eddie: There's one. There's just one story that comes to mind. It was in third grade.
Eddie: Miss Clark, shout out to my teacher from third grade. She was super nice to me, very kind
Tablo: dude I haven't even mentioned my third grade teacher yet Eddie: but I have to, I have to
Eddie: It's gonna bother me, the entire episode if I don't get this out. Tablo: So what about Miss Clark?
No, she's just a teacher I'm just setting up the story so far
Tablo: Oh my god she's not even important Eddie: So this classroom,
Eddie: but she's you know, when teachers like "okay people what is like six times eight?" and then everyone goes like
Eddie: Right? *raises arm* They raised their hands and they're like this *waves hand furiously*
There's one girl in particular. I know her name and I don't know if she's listening
I don't know if she got into the kpop wave
Like I don't know if she's in a huge Epik High fan so I will not name. Tablo: yo, wait I'm really sorry to bother you
I'm sorry to stop you, but it's, it's bothering me. What is 6 times 8? It's 48, right? Eddie: Yeah, its 48. Yeah, ok
I was like, it's 48. It's 48 right?
And I wasn't listening to a thing you were saying because I was like what 6 times 8? It's 48 right?
Eddie: But you know what? The other million listeners on this Tablo podcast, they're following right now. Tablo: That is true
Eddie: So they're just they're at the edge of their seat saying where is this going?
Okay, so where is it going Eddie: and let me feed these baby birds. Alright.
Don't refer to my listeners as baby birds
Okay
Eddie: Alright, let me get to it! Tablo: Okay, feed them the worm of knowledge. Go!
Eddie: Okay, go not much of a worm of knowledge. But there is one girl who I said, you know as a disclaimer
I'm not gonna say her name because she may be an Epik High fan. she maybe listening to this podcast, but you know
Who you are if you are listening, right? She would always raised her hand and she would say
Eddie: "Oh, oo oo! oo! oo! oo! oo!"
Eddie: and then she would go like this and then, Miss Clark would be like yeah like whatever
Yeah, wh- wh- wh- What? what do you want to ask? Eddie: and then she would say
Eddie: "Oh, I forgot" and then she would look around the room and just like give a smirk
She would do this all the time? Eddie: Dude, all the time
Eddie: And I'll never forget it because of the way Tablo: Wait, what grade were you guys in? Eddie: Third grade
This is, that is, I am, I don't even know this person. It didn't happen in a time Eddie: Right
I was a part of, but I am super annoyed right now. Eddie: Right. No exactly. So again, I'm like nine years old, right?
Eddie: I'm like, first off
Very good at math at that time multiplication was my- that was my shit
Eddie:Right, but this girl. Tablo: 4 times 9
Eddie:36. So she was like Tablo: He is good
Eddie: She was always
Eddie: Doing this and it was you remember like when you're kids and like teachers are telling their stories in there like this
Eddie: and then they really want to show how much they want to be answer so they hold their arm up like
Eddie: It was like that
Tablo: Looks like you're getting an extra centimeter by doing. Eddie: Yeah, like just uh please, please, please
Eddie: and
Eddie: Like inevitably it'd be a very tough question and no one knew the answer to it. Definitely not girl Z Tablo: her
Eddie: knew this answer, but it was like you can't ignore it.
Eddie: You just have to call her be like "what do you want? What is it?" And she's like "I forgot"
Tablo: Oh my god
Tablo: I can imagine that this person is somewhere like, like some, at some company right now like
she's like in a board meeting and
this is still happening
Eddie: or she's in jail Tablo: like the CEO's like
"what do you guys think?" and
she has her arm up and the CEO is like
*sighs*
"What is it?" "I forgot"
Diane and Eddie: *laugh*
And everyone's like I'm gonna quit today. Today is the day!
I end my life!
Eddie: Exactly. But you get what I'm saying so that I just thought about attention
Eddie: I thought about wanting to be heard maybe like her parents weren't paying attention to her and that could be a very
Eddie: Sad thing at home. Definitely. So you got to love your kids. You gotta give them the attention
Eddie: So what I'm trying to say is there's Tablo: okay, dude. I didn't know we were gonna go there
Eddie: There's a lesson at hand, right? And the lesson is no matter how many times Haru asks you? Tablo: I'm sorry
Eddie: You know "is that Thanos daddy?" You should say with a smile and say
"Yes it is."
Oh so you're trying to teach me a lesson Eddie: Yeah, I'm always trying to teach you a lesson. Yeah
I was smiling
I was totally smiling when I whispered to her
"Why are you doing this to me? That's"
"Daughter, daughter. Why are you doing this to me?" Eddie: okay, we can move on. I just need to get off my chest. It was really on my mind
I mean, okay. That's a that's a good point. Eddie: Yeah
Haru: You're listening to Tablo
Haru: *pauses*
Haru: pod class
Tablo: Haru, podcast
Haru: You are listening to your pod class
Tablo: Hey, I didn't say your *chuckles*. You are listening to THE Tablo podcast Haru *chuckles*