-Congratulations to you, by the way.
You just got married like -- -Yes.
-What was it? Six weeks ago? -Six weeks ago, man.
-Hey, brand-new newlywed.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Well, now, explain this to me here.
Now, did you know you were gonna get married or --
Is it a planned w-- 'Cause I know it was at City Hall.
I mean, I'm saying this because --
-I did. I thought about it for about 30 seconds. No.
-Yeah, exactly, yeah. Yeah, no.
It was a City Hall courthouse wedding.
-And this is what you always wanted to do?
-Um, no, I just -- I guess I didn't really know what I always wanted to do,
which is maybe why it was so untraditional.
I wore a mustard-yellow suit and a black hat,
which was all part of my plan to not be noticed.
[ Laughter ]
-Well, I mean if you're gonna --
Really? No one noticed you? I mean, that's --
-Well, everyone wore sweat-- like suits or sweatsuits.
And my husband is good friends with the Fat Jew,
Fat Jewish on Instagram. -Oh, wow.
-And they went to high school together. They grew up together.
And he wore a white jumpsuit, like, sweatsuit.
So I was thinking that he would be the decoy.
[ Laughter ] -This is a nightmare.
Thank God you didn't rob a bank.
I mean, really. I mean, that would really be --
-Truly didn't work out quite as I imagined.
-It's great being married. It's fantastic.
'Cause now you don't have to ask anyone if they want do stuff.
They just have to do it. -It's so true.
By the way, six weeks in, already learned that.
-Right? Exactly. And it's a good excuse to get out of things.
-Oh, totally.
-"I would love to, but my husband's got this thing."
-Oh, my God. Yes! Actually didn't use that one yet.
-Oh, get ready. That's gonna be fantastic.
-Thanks for the tips, man. Married life.
-It's fantas-- Then you have kids?
More excuses. It's great. Yeah, it's the best.
Like, "Oh, the kids -- Yeah, I can't."
-Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just have kids to have excuses.
-Just for the excuse, yeah, to not do things.
-Cool. Noted. -So, how did he propose?
Can you tell me that?
-He proposed to me at Minetta Tavern,
and he didn't have a ring, so I was like, "Hmm, nah."
And then he took the paperclip that the bill was paid with
and made me a ring, which I actually thought
was really romantic. -That's cute.
-And then we made our actual rings.
-You made them? -Yeah, so, he --
We're both interesting little humans, is what I would say.
-Okay. -And you do need 24 hours
before you have to go down to City Hall and get your license,
because they don't want you to do the Vegas thing.
Like, you have to think about it for 24 hours.
I think that's why.
-Like, "Yeah, sober up and call us back."
-Yes. No. 100%. 100%.
So, then we walked into Chinatown
and bought a little piece of -- an ounce of gold,
and he was like, "We'll melt down the gold to make the rings."
-Wait. Wait. What happened? What?
What do you have to do with gold?
How do you turn it into a ring? -Right, so I was like,
"I just don't see us melting down gold.
Like, that just seems kind of difficult."
-[ Laughs ] Kind of, yeah.
-But then he ended up going to some store in Midtown
and met this nice man.
This is the night before our wedding, by the way.
-You go from Chinatown to Midtown
and you smelt and make a...
-Yes, no, and this very nice Israeli man was like,
"I know how to do that." -Wow.
-So we came into his studio after hours,
and we, like, actually hammered them out, the whole thing.
Used a little blowtorch, yeah. -Let me see.
-And they were supposed to be temporary rings,
but now I'm very attached
and I really don't want to get rid of it.
That's a beautiful ring. -Yeah, and I just feel like
making it yourself, it'd be more personal, really.
-Yeah, that's what I did with my wife, too.
And we made our own everything. It was so cool.
Oh, wow. That's fantastic. -Yeah. It's a funny story.
-Congratulations to you
and, yeah, many, many, many, years of being married.
Let's talk about "I Feel Pretty."
-Yeah. -You, Amy Schumer.
Come on. You can't beat Amy Schumer.
-I mean, she's the best honestly.
-Yeah. -She's so great.
-What is the film about?
-So, the movie is about a girl
who deals with a lot of insecurities,
isn't confident in herself,
hits her head in a SoulCycle accident,
which, by the way, I can totally relate to.
Those things are scary. You have to strap your feet in.
-It's a bicycle. -No, you're strapped in.
It's scary. What do you do? You want to get out of it.
-You have to click out or something.
-Yeah, well, she does not click out and she falls.
And all of a sudden, she sees herself
as the most beautiful woman in the world,
like the ideal -- whatever your idea of beauty is.
But she doesn't change at all. She's looks completely the same.
So it's a pretty funny bit.
But the really amazing message
is that, you know, it's all about confidence,
it's all about how you see yourself,
and the world will sort of follow.
-I like that. Great message. I want to show a clip.
Here is Emily Ratajkowski and Amy Schumer in "I Feel Pretty."
Take a look.
-You okay?
-Yeah. Just, um -- Sorry.
I'm just going through a rough breakup, so...
-Oh, I bet guys can be pretty mean
when you break up with them, right?
-Or when they break up with you
for being a real freaking person!
-Wait. Hang on. [ Chuckles ]
The acoustics in here are -- are weird.
It's sounds like you were saying you got dumped.
Someone said to you,
"I don't want to see you anymore, ever again.
I don't want to have sex with you again"?
Somebody told you -- You got dumped?!
-Can you stop saying "dumped"? -Of course. I'm sorry.
I just assumed that you wouldn't
have to deal with stuff like that.
-Why? 'Cause of my body or something?
-Your body, your whole head.
Do you have every rib that I have?
-[ Laughs ] Emily Ratajkowski, everybody.