- Welcome to the White Elephant show
where we gather gifts from Vat19 and beyond
to see what we love best.
Today's theme is gifts that
could clear a room.
- Oo.
- Now Jon, you're up first.
You can take any gift from the table
except these two gold ones.
Those we are saving for a bonus at the end.
- Okay, all right.
I'm going big.
- Oh!
I see sprinkles!
- We're going real big!
- That is a big one!
- Oh no!
- Uh oh.
- Okay, before you guys even see it,
I'm gonna clear the room out.
You ready?
(rubber chicken noise)
(yelling)
- What?
- [Adam] That's a big rubber chicken.
- It's so long!
- It is pretty funny though.
This seems a little bit bigger
than the rubber chickens that I'm used to.
- This is probably three times,
four times the size of those other ones.
It's certainly longer and louder.
And more annoying!
- It sounds like a child learning to play bagpipes.
(laughing)
- Kelsey, it's your turn next.
You can either steal Jon's giant rubber chicken
or you can select a new gift from the table.
- I absolutely do not want that.
That freaks me out, I hate it.
I want this one.
- Mermaid.
- Awe.
- What, how is that gonna clear a room?
- Wait, what?
- [Adam] Oh no.
It's a Baby Shark!
- It's a stuffed animal!
- [Adam] Squeeze it.
- [Kara] It's cute!
("Baby Shark" starts playing)
- No!
- It's cute!
- I hate that song, it's so annoying.
I'm gonna have it in my head the rest of the day.
- I like it.
This is cute though and you don't have to listen to it.
- I literally have hearing!
What are you talking about?
Now, Kelsey.
I notice there's something else in that present.
- Oh my!
(yelling over each other)
- So Kelsey just got a golden ticket which means
after all the other gifts are open,
then she gets a chance at one of these special,
gold wrapped bonus gifts as Kelsey always gets a bonus gift.
- Always!
- I promise you I will never steal Baby Shark.
I'm gonna take a new gift from the table.
I'm gonna take this one, front and center.
Oh okay.
(yelling)
- I'm gonna go ahead and clear the room.
- This is our "stank prank" candle.
The first part of the candle smells delicious,
and then it gets down farther and it smells...
I've actually never smelled it.
- Oh, I almost threw up when I smelled it.
- I'm told it smells like fart.
- That's an understatement, it's pretty bad.
- So you give it to somebody and then they're like,
"It can't be the candle, this candle is orchard breeze."
I'm gonna open it just a smidge
and see if it smells good or bad.
I don't know if this is a fresh one or not.
It smells good.
- Okay.
- So I like this one
because this is like ideal pranking.
All right, Danny, you're up next.
You can steal any of these gifts
or you can choose a new gift from the table.
- My kids love Baby Shark.
And honestly I'm gonna go with stealing Baby Shark.
(yelling)
- First steal of the game.
- Because I'm a good dad, you know, and...
("Baby Shark" starts playing)
- But you're a terrible human
for bringing that on us.
- I'll put up with this for my children.
- I would not.
- [Adam] No, stop.
That must be the daddy shark.
- [Danny] I'm getting into it.
- Okay, okay.
Kelsey, you were just stolen from
which means you can either steal Jon's gift
or my gift or you can select a new gift from the table.
- Have you changed your mind about the chicken?
- Eff no.
I'm gonna go with rainbow.
Oh my God.
- That's every reaction in this game.
(yelling)
- I'm gonna clear the room right now!
Oh man.
I got liquid ass.
- [Ben] It's a prank spray that smells like butt.
- I feel like Kelsey, you need to experience it.
- No.
- At least once so you know--
- All right, tiny sprits into the air.
- No!
That was so much!
- Oh it's going back!
- Oh my God!
- No, keep that away!
No!
- Why does it smell warm?
You know when you fart in the shower
and it's like, worse?
(laughing)
That's what this is!
You guys all know what I'm sayin'!
- Okay, Adam, it's your turn.
- All right.
- You can steal or take a new gift.
- You wanted to try this, so I think you'd wanna keep this.
- Really tempted to open one
but you know what, I do wanna annoy you guys some more
so I am stealing the chicken.
- Stealing the chicken!
- All right.
(rubber chicken sounds)
- Okay, Jon.
You can--
This is not a good combination, Adam and this Chicken.
- [Danny] Somebody steal it just to save us.
- Jon, you can either steal a gift or take a new one.
- All right I think I'm gonna go for this one.
Polka dots, why not?
Oh!
Oh I hate this.
It's the Pop it Pal.
- That's the best one!
- No, I mean I guess you can call this a toy.
I don't know why.
But this is like a thing that you squeeze
if you're really into popping pimples
and clearly some people are into it.
- It's awesome!
- So you feel it up with this like, fake pus,
which is very realistic,
and then you just kinda,
and you squeeze the little strands of wormy grossness.
And a bonus gift!
- [Ben] You got the golden ticket!
So Jon and Kelsey will be opening
our two gold wrapped presents following
the end of our gift round.
Kara, you are up now.
You have all these fine gifts to choose from
or you can gamble on what's left on the table.
- Don't you dare steal that Pop it Pal.
- I don't want anything to do with that Pop it Pal.
- Yeah, I think you're safe.
You're safe on the Pop it Pal.
Adam with that chicken.
- So I'm gonna steal this!
(cheering)
- Thank you!
- Take it out of Adam's hands!
- Okay, that's all I'll do.
I just had to--
- Silence.
- Adam, will you steal or will you take a gift?
- You know, I haven't gotten any sprits
of that liquid A...
(laughing)
- Let's retitle this video
"Adam Annoys his Peers Repeatedly."
- Yeah give it to me.
(yelling)
Here we go!
(yelling)
- Why?
- It's not coming my way!
- Yes it is!
(yelling)
- I'm only coming back because I might
be able to get something else.
- It's like getting in my mouth.
- This is available now.
- It's less of a smell and more of like a "spaste."
You can like, smell-taste it, you know?
- Gosh dang it, it won't go away.
- So uh, Kelsey--
- Why is "Baby Shark" happening?
What is happening right now?
- Oh my gosh I wanna get out of here!
- We lost control of the set!
- All right Kelsey, it's back to you.
There have been two steals this round
so you cannot steal.
You must open a gift from the table,
which one would you choose?
- I'll go with the feather one.
I don't wanna get into the cloud of fart over there.
- It's so bad!
- No, nope.
(yelling)
I'm not!
- You have to open it!
- No!
- We need to see what's inside of that.
- It's just a box.
- I can't.
I know these are like, trick boxes
and something's gonna jump--
- You don't know that.
- I do know that.
- That's not what it is.
(yelling)
- So this is a spider in a box.
- Stop!
- You can just fling it and it'll open!
Like you can go, oh!
- Stop it!
- Nice little prank.
- It's a good one, it's very realistic
as it like jumps out at you.
- Okay that brings us to Jamie.
You're the last one.
See what's in the mystery blue package
or you could steal one of these other
fine horrific gifts that people picked.
- Right, well since both golden tickets have been found
I feel like there isn't a lot for me to get out of that.
I feel like the Pop it Pal, by far,
is the greatest gift maybe that
we've ever done on this show.
- I think you mean disgusting,
but yeah, yeah, go ahead.
- You're all wrong.
Give me the Pop it Pal, Jon.
Yes.
Oo there was one in here guys!
(whining)
It was preloaded with one!
Check it out, Kara!
- Oh that's so gross.
- [Ben] It looks like cottage cheese!
(rubber chicken noises)
- I'm gonna spray it Jamie.
- No!
- I will spray this!
I will spray this!
- Call the police!
- I will do it!
- It's not bad.
(yelling)
- No, no!
Hey, hey...
There's a lot of innocent people here, okay.
- Ben's demeanor just completely changed.
- Think about what you're doing.
- Guys, it's just canola oil and bees wax.
- So what?
- That's it.
- All right, Jon.
It is your turn.
Will you open or steal?
- Goin' for the box.
I mean, maybe it'll be something great.
Oh no.
It's a thank you card.
What could be wrong with that?
- Oh no.
- All right, so this looks
just like a regular thank you card
that you would give someone,
but it's actually a prank card
that plays the theme song to Golden Girls
on loop forever until it runs out of batteries.
So if I remove this tag
and then press the button it will just go forever.
- It will play for hours.
- [Adam] Well until the battery dies.
- But we could test it if we don't remove this tag.
Okay, all right, here's the test.
(Golden Girls theme song plays)
- It's pretty cheesy.
You hear it once, you're like,
oh that's kinda like, fun and cute.
But after about ten times it really gets on your nerves
and it just keeps going and going for hours and hours.
And if you try to like, open it to take out the speaker
it's full of confetti so you just make a huge mess.
Okay, that brings us to the swap round.
Jon, it is actually back to you as our first player.
So you get to decide whether you wanna trade
with any of the gifts here,
or you do you wanna keep what you have?
And remember, after this we are still
gonna open our gold wrapped gifts.
- Okay, I don't really want this.
It would be fun to give to someone
but I'm gonna swap with Kelsey.
I want the spider box
and I know she doesn't want it so that's perfect.
- This is why Jon is my friend and Danny is not,
so I want the shark back!
- Give me that, Adam.
I just needed to be safe.
- Thank you.
- Why would you do that?
- I'd rather hear that than smell this again.
(rubber chicken noises)
- Look at it, Kara.
Look at it.
- The gross Pop it Pal
or the fart candle are my options.
- That is correct.
- I would keep that.
- I'm keeping this.
- What a wise choice.
That's the end of our swap round.
But as you remember, our two golden ticket holders
now get to open these gifts.
One of these gifts is pretty awesome.
One of these is not.
- Kelsey, you can choose.
- One of them is a live cobra.
- Don't tell me that!
I hate you, Danny.
- A lot of animosity on this set right now.
- King Cobra.
- All right, we're gonna have you guys
open at the same time, okay?
- That snake might pop out.
- Don't tell me that!
- Oh no!
- This is not gonna clear this room, but.
It's kind of awesome.
Actually, I know exactly who I wanna give this to.
This is the Sonic Bomb Alarm Clock,
which is the world's most obnoxious alarm clock.
It shakes your bed, it's the loudest sound
you've ever heard in your life.
It basically wakes up the deepest sleepers,
which is my brother.
- Perfect.
- I got a business card for a moving company.
Is it they're gonna clear my room?
- They will literally clear your room.
- For once Kelsey did not get the good golden gift.
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and hundreds of other white elephant approved gifts.
(rubber chicken sounds)
(yelling)
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