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What up internet? Corinne here and you're watching
Corinne vs. Cooking
I have actually been out of town
and-
I was a slacker and didn't do a video last week.
I feel really bad about it because Rob stepped in like the champion that he is
and he's pretty tired
so
I wanna do something nice for him.
I'm gonna go to the store right now
and pick up all the ingredients that I need to make him
Breakfast in bed!
And you know what his favorite thing to eat is?
You're gonna be surprised by this-
Avacado toast
yeah
I know
You're probably like "Wow, this video is gonna be f*cking exciting."
I'm not just gonna make avocado toast
no
we can't do that here on this show
I'm gonna make the most beautiful f*cking avocado toast you've ever seen in your life.
Hopefully.
I saw this lady's post on instagram
and she makes some amazing stuff
I'm pretty impressed by it.
So, I'm gonna try to emulate that.
Plus, she lives in Amsterdam
so I'm pretty much sure she is high all the time
because why else would you make avocado toast that looks like this?
High as f*ck.
Let's get started, shall we?
Step one:
drive to the store-
do not cross right now-
no, no, no, no-
why is she crossing right there?
And this f*cking person, if-
turn signal!
Oh my Lanta!
Road rage?
I don't have road rage!
I'm very calm!
Step two:
go shopping!
Bags? Check!
Germs? In check!
That's right-
no zombie virus happening to me today.
Hm, the avocados are not really looking ripe enough
but, I was told that if you put them in a brown paper bag
they ripen faster, so-
the more you know.
Avocados? Check!
Ooh, hip milk!
Now we just need some
delicious bread
and boom!
this rosemary bread is actually Rob's favorite bread in the whole wide world!
So, getting that!
It's all about Rob today!
I think I got everything we need.
Step two accomplished!
Now I'm heading to a place called Hickory Nut Gap Farm
to pick up some eggs
because I wanna make this breakfast
EGGStra special.
This farm is truly cage-free
and free range
all of their animals are ethically raised
it's not too far away from my house
and it makes me so happy!
Are you ready?
Are you ready for it?
You get to see the chickens
and the little goats
and all the little piggies.
Oh my goodness!
So cute!
Winning!
You're a good goat.
Well, we're best friends now.
Goat selfie!
A "goat-fie," if you will.
Bye!
Hashtag: wish this was my farm.
Thanks Hickory Nut Gap!
Alright, time to get that prep done.
I'm pretty sure Rob should be working right now
in the workshop room
so
not gonna see me with all this stuff.
Shhh!
Alrighty, made it home!
The f*ck is this?
You know how terrible this stuff is for you?
Nope!
You in here?
Rob: Uh huh
What are you doing?
Rob: working
How much longer you got?
Rob: How f*cking long is a piece of string?
Alrighty then
so you're gonna be in here a while?
Rob: yeah
Okay
see ya later!
Rob: okay
weirdo.
Okay, so tonight I am going to prep as much as I can
so I don't have to wake up at the buttcrack of dawn tomorrow.
First, I am pickling red onions
in some red wine vinegar
agave syrup
and sesame seeds.
Boom! In the fridge that goes!
Rob loves fresh squeezed orange juice
so I'm gonna sit here and hand squeeze some orange juice for him.
This is a f*cking work out, holy sh*t!
And he also hates pulp so I gotta strain this sh*t.
And you know what?
This is how much juice you get from juicing this many oranges.
Totally worth it.
Moving on!
I saw this video the other day by Julia
on HGTV Handmade
and I thought it was so effing cute
so I got us a cantaloupe
and I have this bat-shaped cookie cutter
that I think is gonna really be an awesome way to start the day.
Who doesn't wanna think of Batman when they wake up in the morning?
Unfortunately, my bat cookie cutter is too big for the cantaloupe
so, apparenty, no
we CANT-aloupe.
But that's alright, I have a melon baller!
Because only cool people have melon ballers.
Next, I made some coffee in the French press.
Rob hates drinking hot liquids
so, I have to transfer this to a pitcher
add some agave syrup
then add that mixture to an ice cube tray
this one will do the job nicely
and, they're shaped like coffee beans.
It doesn't get better than that.
I also added some of this coconut based, dairy-free milk
and then put it in the fridge.
Last thing I wanna do to prep today
is to test out an avocado flower.
It actually seems pretty easy
all you gotta do is cut open an avocado
very carefully, because your knife is super sharp,
then you just scoop it out with a spoon
like this.
This isn't my first avocado rodeo.
Okay, then you very carefully slice the avocado into thin slices
making sure everything stays in its little place
and lastly you just shape it into a flower-like situation.
I think this avocado is a little too ripe, actually
It's one I already had before I went shopping
so I think this will work better with the not as ripe avocados that I have for tomorrow.
Just gonna douse this with some lemon and put it away for later use.
Feeling pretty confident at this point.
Gonna leave the rest for tomorrow
take this sh*t out to the compost
like a motherf*cking earth goddess.
I think I need to be paying a little bit more attention to this compost situation.
Shh! It's too early for that!
Yeah, okay so
the first thing on the agenda is go searching for some edible flowers.
I'm thinking these have probably been peed on more than once
and by more than one animal.
Yeah.
These however, are ripe for the picking.
but, so nervous
this is my neighbors house
they're totally home too.
Just gonna do it.
It's hot out there.
Got it though.
Next thing I'm gonna do is cut up some mango.
Kinda hard to cut mango.
Now, I'm adding the mango to the blender
with some blueberries
some banana
this coconut based diary alternative
and bam! Breakfast smoothie.
Next, I am toasting the bread
and then I'm just gonna fry one of my beautiful little eggs in some coconut oil.
This pan, by the way, is the best for frying a single egg.
Love this pan!
Now I am adding some of this local jam
to one of the pieces of toast
and some of Rob's favorite mayonnaise to this other piece of toast
Looking good!
Next I am topping that with a mixture of the pickled onion that we made yesterday
and the failed avocado flower.
Okay, woo! Everything is coming together!
It gets really stressful at this point
trying to make an avocado flower for the jam slice
and I think this avocado is a little too ripe.
It's not really turning into a flower formation
so I'm gonna abort that mission and just do this situation
which is still very pretty
and when I add the flower on top
its amazing.
Lastly, just gonna put the egg on top of the other piece
with a little bit of my favorite siracha
and yeah, this looks pretty dang good.
Wait. I think I'm missing something.
Oh yeah, the coffee.
Just gotta get a glass real quick
Wait, hold on.
Where are all of my wine glasses?
Please don't tell me they are in the dishwasher!
I've told him a million times they can't go in the dishwasher.
That's how they break.
Oh hell no.
F*ck.
My grandma gave us these wine glasses.
I like dining al fresco.
This looks delicious!
All for me.
This is good.
Cheers.
This is good.
Oh yeah! Coffee is coursing through my veins!
Yum.
Let's try this egg toast.
Oh my god.
It's delicious.
Rob: what the f*ck is that?
Oh hey!
Rob: what the f*ck?
How'd you sleep?
Rob: good, that looks f*cking delicious! What is that?
Breakfast, I worked pretty hard on it.
Rob: is that cantaloupe?
Uh huh, it's really good too.
Rob: did you make me any?
I left yours in on the counter in there.
Rob: awesome!
The avocado with the jam is the jam!
You knew that joke was coming.
Rob: is that it?
Yep, that's your breakfast. You like Wonderbread so much.
Uh huh, every time I go out of town this f*cking bread.
Plus, where are my wine glasses?
Rob: They're in the dishwasher.
No, no.
Yeah, bye!
Rob: I love Wonderbread.
Enjoy it, I know I'm enjoying myself!
Ah! That was uncalled for.
Oh hell no!
Alrighty then
I think that is it for this week.
I really don't know what the point of this video was
but hopefully you learned something.
I had a good time.
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I love you, bye!