- [Mother] Are you really gonna do this?
What are you doing?
(child screams)
Ew, Steve.
- It tastes like dog food.
- [Mother] Ew.
- Tastes like dog food.
- Duh.
- [Mother] Ew.
- Ah.
(children laugh)
- All right guys, today is Duncan's birthday,
and I'm going to get him up right now.
(graphic dings)
So we're gonna make it go over there right now,
and then sing Duncan happy birthday, 'kay.
(door squeaks)
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
♪ Happy birthday dear Duncan ♪
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
Duncan, guess how old you are?
Duncan is two.
Today Duncan turned two.
- Good morning Soty Family, like Taylor said,
it is Duncan's birthday. He is two years old.
And we are gonna celebrate his birthday.
Aw, did you already get something for your birthday?
Let's see your treat.
Oh, lemme see it!
Look at the awesome treat that you got.
His favorite thing in the world.
Happy birthday Duncan.
We have a few things that he is in need of.
So, we are gonna go get some presents for him.
Wrap them up, let him tear into 'em when the kids get home.
And we actually have some birthday cake for Duncan,
to celebrate his birthday because
why not have cake when you can, right?
Is today's video all about you?
Your craziness. Man , he's enjoying that thing.
What is going on in that head of yours?
All right guys, before I go and get
all of Duncan's amazing presents.
I am going to do a little swim in the pool
because the weather is nice,
it's starting to get colder but the pool is heated
and I don't have many good days where my pool
looks this inviting and this amazing
and I think it's super funny, guys
because when we get in the pool
this guy goes absolutely crazy.
You just have to see it.
(Duncan barking)
See guys, I told you.
Absolutely crazy.
Duncan, why don't you like it when we're in the pool?
Why don't you like it?
Honestly, like he does this every time.
I'm thinking that maybe he is worried that we're drowning.
I'm gonna go with that, that he is worried
that we're drowning in here and he just wants to save us
and not that he is being super annoying
every time we want to swim in the pool, right?
So annoying.
(Duncan barking)
I'm gonna go in.
(laughing)
I'm gonna go in.
All right guys, so I have done about twenty laps now
and he has not stopped.
Blake, is Duncan still being crazy?
He is so crazy.
Like after twenty laps you'd think
you'd get the hang of it, dude.
Why are you insane?
(laughing)
Why are insane?
- He doesn't know how to talk.
- Duncan doesn't know how to talk?
What if he did?
What would you say?
- [Blake] That would be silly.
- It would be silly.
All right guys, so he's right there, waiting.
As soon as I go out, he'll yap at me.
See.
(Duncan barking)
I'm going. And then he'll follow
all the way
to the slide.
He's insane. Duncan, you're crazy dog.
And then he goes and barks at you right there.
He's so crazy guys. So crazy.
You're so silly.
(Duncan barking)
Why you crazy?
- [Mother] Duncan, are we going take you to the store?
Taylor is back from school. Let's get him all situated.
All right, you get to go to the doggy store
and pick out a few things, 'kay.
Let us know what you like, all right?
- Get me something.
- Oh my gosh, Duncan is almost a dogler.
- [Mother] Okay, you gotta explain, what in the world?
- A dogler, is a toddler but for a dog.
- [Mother] Okay, so when does he become a dogler?
- When he's three.
- All right Duncan, one more year and you're a dogler.
According to Jordan.
All right, we have all these girlies in the car
and boy, Duncan.
We're taking him to go to the doggie store.
We're kinda gonna let him roam the place, right Taylor?
- Yeah. - He's gonna roam the place
and we're gonna see kinda things that he actually likes
and see what things he gravitates towards.
And then we're gonna surprise him.
And get a few things
and then he'll be able to open presents tonight.
Who's ready for that?
- Woohoo!
(children cheering)
- Duncan tends to get car sick
so hopefully he doesn't throw up on me.
- [Mother] Okay, hold on tight.
We have the window down, giving him some air.
Every time he has gotten in the car,
mostly when he was a little puppy.
He got car sick and would kinda throw up,
but you're all right Duncan.
Oh, where are we going Duncan?
- Do you smell dogs?
- [Mother] He hasn't been in the car that often.
He's enjoying the air on his face.
- He's like
- See, the dog store, it's those little puppies.
- [Mother] There is, we're right here.
We've arrived at the only store that
Duncan is allowed to go into.
And on your birthday, you get to go into stores.
Ready Duncan? Please behave, do not potty on the floor.
- [Taylor] He smells food.
- Or I can't bring you anywhere.
That's smart Duncan.
- Do your business before we go inside.
- Ew, he's licking it.
- It's gonna get dirty.
(upbeat music)
- [Mother] Oh my goodness, look at those doggy treats.
We can get Duncan some ice cream.
Do you want ice cream, Duncan?
Oh he's on the run.
Oh my goodness guys, these are Halloween costumes.
- We gotta-
- [Mother] We have to get him one.
- Hot dog?
- [Father] Wonder Woman
- [Mother] You wanna do the hot dog?
- [Taylor] Hot Dog
- Wonder Woman
- [Mother] Wonder Woman?
I vote for unicorn.
- [Taylor] No.
- [Mother] All right, you think so Taylor?
Should he be a hot dog?
- Yes hot dog.
- [Mother] Hide it, don't let him see it. Hide it. Hide it.
Duncan, close your eyes. You can't see your presents.
- We have to get him a glittery bone.
- [Father] A glittery bone? What color?
- The pink one.
- Oh, the pink one.
That's bigger than Duncan.
- [Mother] That is.
- Um, I want the little one.
- [Mother] A little one.
- Okay, what do you like?
- [Mother] Sniff it out. Tell us what you like.
C'mon girls. We're looking. We're seeing-
- I found a leopard gecko.
- Focus Jordan, what did you see?
(gasp)
That's a cool toy.
(toy squeaks) - [Child] Look at his face.
- [Mother] Oh my goodness.
- It's a hat.
- [Mother] He needs a birthday hat, right?
(child laughs)
- [Mother] Oh my goodness.
- Look at this.
- [Mother] What?
Duncan, you are totally getting this.
- Oh no, Duncan.
He hates this stuff.
- But I love it so much.
All right guys, so we have an entire
cart full of birthday stuff.
We haven't let Duncan see any of it
because we want him to be surprised,
but Taylor is on a search for a new collar.
She wants Duncan to have a new collar
and Parker, oh my gosh.
What would Duncan do with something like that.
I don't even know what he would do with something like that.
- Can we buy Duncan this? - [Mother] Oh my goodness.
If it were up to Parker,
we would buy everything in this entire store.
Why do you think Duncan wants an elephant so bad.
- To do this.
- [Mother] To cuddle it?
To bite it?
- No, cuddle it.
- [Mother] What is the matter?
- You never look at my stuff.
- [Mother] I look at all of your stuff,
you put so many things in the cart.
(Parker crying)
- She literally has put everything.
This is a little too big for him, I think.
Duncan look.
Yeah it is way too big for him.
Oh my goodness, is that a real turtle?
She's so emotional right now.
Oh and Jordan found the leopard geckos.
- Actually, leopard gecko.
There's apparently no more in this place except this one.
- All right guys, so we found some wrapping paper.
I have my wrapping buddy here.
We have some gifts wrapped already.
The giant one behind me.
Hopefully Duncan is able to unwrap some of these.
Do you think he'll be able to do it on his own?
- I'll help him. Oh my gosh, what are you doing?
(upbeat music)
- We're ready to party.
- Duncan.
- [Mother] Come and get your presents.
- C'mon Duncan. You want your presents.
(family cheering for Duncan)
- The birthday boy.
- You're almost a dogler
- [Mother] All right Duncan,
it is time to open your presents.
The only rule is, you must open the big one first.
Let's see.
- You want to see all your toys?
What?
- [Father] What's he gonna open?
(gasp)
(cheering)
(father laughing)
- [Mother] Your birthday bear Duncan.
- [Father] Finally,
a stuffed animal you're allowed to rip apart.
- [Child] I picked that out.
- [Mother] That's your birthday bear. Watch.
Watch.
(toy squeaks)
- We have a birthday bandama.
- Uh, what?
- [Parker] What's a bandama?
- Yeah Taylor, what is that?
- I mean, bandana.
- [Mother] Do you love your bear?
- And a birthday hat.
- [Child] Ew, he's kissing it.
- Aw.
- [Mother] Flip it around. There's your bandana Duncan.
- Hey Duncan, you wanna see?
Oh, look at how beautiful he is.
- Aw, Duncan.
- [Child] Put on his hat.
He's chilling.
- [Taylor] He's not gonna like it.
(children laughing)
- Oh my gosh, he is so adorable
- Birthday picture.
- [Father] Let him have his birthday party over there.
(children laughing)
- He doesn't like the hat.
- Wait, I said he look like cat in the hat but he's a dog.
(laughter)
Dog in the hat
- [Child] Dog in the hat.
- Ow, he bit me.
- He's taking his toy.
- He's taking his bear and leaving.
(children laughing)
- Duncan, you want more presents?
- He loves it.
- [Mother] Are you completely frozen?
He's like a statue.
So when Duncan was a puppy we would put outfits on him
and he would just freeze and not move
and we put the bandana on him and guys,
he's completely, look at his foot,
his foot is even up in the air.
He's completely frozen.
- We need the socks.
- [Child] Get the socks.
- No, get the-
- [Mother] Happy Birthday Duncan
- [Taylor] My gosh, he's so adorable (laughter)
- [Mother] Happy birthday.
- [Child] Dog in the hat.
- [Taylor] He doesn't want you to take that.
- [Mother] I'm not taking it.
It's still your bear.
- [Child] Oh my gosh.
- [Taylor] Here, let me put it behind his ears.
- I need to blow it out.
- [Mother] Blow out the candles, Blakey.
(laughter)
- Look at him, he's frozen.
- [Mother] Happy birthday.
(blows candle out)
(laughter)
- [Taylor] Ready?
- [Mother] There you go Duncan.
There's your hat, and there's your bear.
Well, so do we not need all the rest of these presents then?
We should of just got him the bear, guys.
Oh, this is the present that I always wanted for you.
Now you smell good, sucka.
Come back Duncan.
- [Child] He left his bear.
- [Mother] Now you smell good.
All right Duncan,
are you ready for some more of your presents?
- Look Duncan.
- [Mother] Let's see.
Maybe he'll tear it open.
- [Taylor] Maybe he will.
- [Mother] There you go Duncan.
Come back.
- [Father] What is it?
- Duncan
- It's my gift
- What?
- [Mother] What?
- [Father] Birthday cake?
- [Mother] Birthday cake.
- Do you want one? Let's give you one
- [Mother] Let's give him a birthday cake treat
- Can I give him one?
- Once
- Since it's my gift
- [Father] Let Peyton give it to him.
- [Mother] That was Peyton's pick.
- 'Kay, tell him to sit.
- Sit - And I gave him the bear.
- Lay
Good boy
- [Mother] Good job Duncan.
- [Father] Does he like it?
- Do you like it?
- Guys, he got birthday cake doggy treats.
It spells birthday inside.
Do they actually smell like birthday cake?
- Whoa
- [Mother] He loves it.
(laughter)
(sniffs)
- A little bit
- [Child] Eat it
Try it
- [Mother] Does it really?
Oh my gosh. Do not.
- Should I taste it? - [Mother] Do not. Do not.
- Duncan, I'm going to share a B with him.
- [Mother] Are you really gonna do this?
Ew, what are you doing?
(child screams)
Ew, Stephen.
- It taste like dog food.
- [Mother] Ew
- Taste like dog food.
- Duh.
- [Mother] Ew
(father screams)
- He's coming after you.
- You want it Duncan?
Do you want it?
- [Father] He's getting the idea now. He's getting the idea.
- [Mother] What is it?
- He knows he's getting some presents.
- Let's see what it is Duncan.
- [All] Socks!
- [Mother] Oh, he gets socks.
- He's getting them put on him right now.
- He's going to hat those.
(laughing)
- [Taylor] Ready? He's like, no.
We're only gonna do his front hands.
Put him down.
- [Child] My gosh.
- [Mother] You have sockies Duncan.
- [Child] He's trying to get it off.
- [Father] No, why would you take them off?
- [Mother] You have sockies.
- [Child] He wants to take off his socks.
- [Mother] Duncan, you have to keep your footsies warm.
- [Child] Duncan come here.
I wanna see him walk.
(children laughing)
- He's gonna appreciate those in the snow.
- Duncan
- [Father] Get it Duncan, get it.
- [Mother] Open your presents.
I think he's done.
He's worried that you have more socks for him.
- You want it.
You gonna open it?
Okay, let's open it.
(gasp)
Duncan
- [Father] Oh, Duncan
- [Child] Oh no
- [Mother] Oh, he's going to hate this
- Get me Duncan
- [Father] Is that a costume?
- [Mother] Let me see it.
Oh, you're gonna be a-
- [Child] That's Duncan's Halloween costume
- [Mother] You're gonna be a hotdog
(child laughs)
- [Father] Oh man, he's gonna love this.
(laughter)
- [Mother] He's frozen
You're a hotdog, Duncan.
(laughter)
- [Taylor] No, he's ashamed.
- [Mother] He's ashamed of what you've done to him Taylor.
- [Child] This is Halloween
- Don't look at me, I'm a hotdog.
- Yes, you are a hot dog
- Guess what Duncan?
- Awe
- [Mother] What is that?
- [Taylor] It's a pig.
- [Mother] It's a pig, because you sound like a pig
- He does sound like a pig.
- Totally true.
- [Mother] Now you have a piggy and a bear.
- [Father] Look at you, just eating stuff.
- All right Duncan.
- [Mother] Okay, open it up.
- [Taylor] He smells it.
- [Mother] He wants what's in there.
- [Father] What is in that thing?
- [Mother] He wants it.
- [Child] Oh, I got him those.
- [Mother] He most love 'em.
- [Father] Little tennis balls.
Ready Duncan?
(toy squeaks)
- [Mother] Oh there he goes.
Look at that hot dog.
- All right Duncan.
- [Father] You know it's gonna be tough
to beat tennis balls.
- It's a leash.
- [Mother] A leash, yay.
Duncan, we have a leash to take you on walks for.
- All right Duncan
- [Father] What is it? Oh, he wants it.
He wants it.
(toy squeaks)
- [Child] He must smell something
- [Mother] What is it?
- [Father] Take your time Blake.
- [Mother] Blakey, he wants it.
What is it?
- [Child] Is it bones?
- [Father] Is it a dog bone?
- He likes the blue one.
No, which one?
Oh, he likes this one.
- He like the gold one.
- He likes the bone.
- [Mother] All right Duncan, there's all your presents.
- [All] Happy Birthday.
- All right, who wants birthday cake?
(cheering)
- I want birthday cake.
(cheering)
- [Mother] Ready?
Two candles, because Duncan is two.
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
♪ Happy birthday to Duncan ♪
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
- Blow out your candles Duncan.
Try again
- [Mother] C'mon Duncan
(cheering)
Duncan wasn't very good at that.
- Duncan was too far away.
Duncan is the only one who's never asked anything of me.
But he's also the only one that's peed on my foot.
- Duncan is cute, nice, cuter that anything.
- He's always fun and energized and always in a good mood.
- Duncan, whenever I'm sad he's always there.
He's my baby boy
and he needs to eat food soon.
- Duncan is funny, cute,
amazing,
sometimes likes to bite people, like with me.
Amazing!
- Duncan is so cute and I always follow him.
(laughter)
- [Taylor] Where do you follow him to?
- I follow him wherever he goes.
- You know I've been thinking
and I don't really have
anything real nice to say about Duncan.
- [Child] Because you hate him?
- No!
(laughter)
- [Father] That's what it sounds like to me.
- I love him. I love Duncan.
I have one.
Duncan, you were so adorable when you were a baby.
- Duncan never bothers me
when I'm at school.
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(upbeat music)