Hey guys, So today I thought I'd make a video with a very special guest...
-Hey! -It's Beyonce!
-Hi, guys, I'm feeling really crazy right now.
Okay, it's not actually Beyonce, it's my mum! -Hello.
-Can you tell we're related? -I think we do look, a little bit.
-You're slightly more tanned than me. -Slightly.
-Do you remember my birth? -I do, funnily enough.
I was there, actually. -What was it like?
-It was fantastic. [Phil laughs]
-Did unicorns and ribbons erupt?
-Streamers, balloons, fireworks, the whole thing happened.
-Why didn't you have another child after me? -Because you were a naughty boy, weren't you.
-Really? -Yes. -What was the worst thing I did?
-Running into our room 5 times a night and standing by the bed and looking at us.
-Did I used to just stand by the bed and then not say anything? -Yes, yes
Did you ever think I was possessed by a demon? -Never.
-Have you got any stories of me being an embarrassing child?
-We went to a very popular baby shop, and you tried on all the little girlies' bonnets
-MUM! You can't tell the internet that. -He did. He did.
And he... and I turned around, and he was in his little crown thing (-NO!)
this beautiful hat on, and I said, "Oh, Philip, you're not a little girl, you see, so.."
He wouldn't take it off! [Phil laughs in embarrassment]
Are you blushing now? -Apparently.
-Do you watch any YouTubers, who aren't me? -There's somebody you might know, about "danisnotonfire"
-danisnotonfire? Do you like his videos?
-Yeah. He's a very talented young man.
Oh, I like the Llamas With Hats, who does "Caaaaarl". -"Caaarl."
-"Oh, Caaaarl."
-That's Llamas With Hats. -I love them. I love them.
And, of course, [high pitched] "Take me to candy mountain!"
-"Candy mountain". -"Oh, candy- Chaarlie!" [Phil laughs]
That's good, you should get [inaudible]. -"Oh, Chaaaarlie."
So I'm going to show you some YouTubers, and I want you to guess what kind of videos they make.
-Oh, my word. -Or just say the first thing that comes to mind. -Oh, okay.
-Who's this? -PJ.
-What kind of videos does he make? -Funny ones?
-They can be funny. -Does he have a mascot, that's a frog or something? [Phil laughs]
-Where did that come from? -I don't know.
Who's this? -Aw, that's so cute!
That is the grumpy cat! -She knows the Grumpy Cat!
[together] Yay.
Who's that? -Haven't a clue.
What do you think his name is? -I don't know, but I don't like his beard thing.
[Phil chuckles] Going on.
I'd call him... Gordon.
- [laughing] Gordon. -Yeah.
-He's not called Gordon. -What's he called? -PewDiePie.
-NO. NO. (-Yeah!) That is not a name.
-Well, that's his name. -Uh, he has to change that.
-Who's this? -I don't know, but she's pretty!
-She is called Grace, there's DailyGrace. -Grace is a lovely name.
-What do you think DailyGrace is all about? -About a newspaper?
Like the DailyGrace. It's like the Daily Mail. (-It's not.)
-It's not about a newspaper.
She does something called "Sexy Friday".
-Oooh. Gosh. I bet [inaudible].
First impressions. He looks a bit wacky.
-He is a bit crazy. -Yes.
-What do you think his name is? -Mitch.
-Mitch! -He's not a Mitch. -He's not a Mitch.
Shane Dawson. -Oh, I've heard that name.
-Have you? -Was he in High School Musical? -No!
[laughter] He was not in High School Musical.
-Why wasn't he? He looks like he could sing a good song.
-That's Zac Efron. -Oh, yes, him.
-You know Zac Efron, right? -Yes, he's a good-looking young man.
I'd bite his neck!
You'd bite Zac Efron. -If I had to be a vampire, Zac's your man.
Oh, she's a lovely girl, that's Carrie.
-That's Carrie. -She is a good singer! -She's a good singer.
She sang with you! -Do you think you could do a note?
-What note? -E.
-E!
-[laughing] That's not how notes work.
Can you do the intro to Toxic by Britney Spears? Like "BABY can't you see?"
[intro of Toxic]
"Baby..." no I can't. -You've to start like, "Baby..."
"Baby-" I can't do it.
-Do you know what "twerking" is? -Something about making moves, with your body.
-What part of your body? -Hips, maybe?
-Your bum. -Your bottom?
-Yeah, do you want me to show you a video? -No, not really.
[video plays]
That is horrendous. That is the most... Ugh! That is off-putting.
[Phil laughs] That is horrible.. -Why?
-No, no, no, no. -Should I stop it? -Stop.
-I can't make it stop. -Please stop.
Putting me off my dinner! [Phil laughs]
-I forgot to put the lion in the background of the video. -Lion!
See? Abuse. This is abuse of the mother.
-Do you want to introduce "Draw Phil Naked"? It's a feature in my videos.
-Okay, I'm not sure I like this bit.
-Really? Why? -Some of them are a little bit... close to the edge!
-Okay, go on! -Today's Draw Phil Naked is:
[usual upbeat DPN music]
Bye! -Who's on my T-shirt?
-Pikachu! -And? -Moo- kachu.
-[laughs] Yeah, it's Pikachu and Moo-kachu. -Okay. -You're right.
It's actually Ash. -I don't like Ash, and I don't like smoking. Don't ever smoke, whoever you are.
-Where did that come from? -I hate it!
Go! -Okay.
Make a noise of a constipated goose.
[weird cry]
[somewhat similar but equally weird cry]
[upbeat closing music]