- ♪ Duh duh duh duh duh duh duh... ♪
- Shut up!!!
- (gasp!)
Where the hell am I?
- It's dangerous to go alone! Take this!
- Uhh, no thanks.
- TAKE IT! JUST TAKE IT! TAKE IT!
- Alright, fine, I'll take it!
- Got any change?
- N-- sorry, no.
- Look, I need money for the bus, and I gave you that sword!
The least you could do--
arggh!
- Woahh!
Coool!
- What the hell are you wearing?!
- Man, you look like
Robin Hood if he was in a ballet about being a dumbass!
- Ah, yeah!
- Yeah!
- Take it back.
- Or what?
- Or I swear to Kokiri Village I'll slice the two of you into--
(pained groaning)
(sadly) Oh.
Oh, man!
- You want to get your ass beat? What? Come at me, bro!
- What's a fat Goron like you gonna do against the sword like mi--
(groaning)
- And don't
ever call me a Goron! What does it even mean? A gay moron? Either way, it's mean
and politically incorrect. Hmph!
(life meter beeping)
- Quit making that stupid noise!
- You could use a
fairy!
- Jesus! I thought I killed you.
- Meh.
- Well, anyway, what did you want me to do? Use a
fairy?
- (laughing)
Hola, boys! You want
to party? (giggles)
- Uhh...
- No!! (grunts)
A fairy.
- (gasps) Ew! Ew!
Ew! Get it-- gross! Get it-- (groans)
(grunts)
(slow-mo groaning)
Oops.
(lips flutter)
Finally, a pot store! I can go in there, break some pots, and then get me
some rupees!
(coughing)
Wrong kind of pot store. (coughs)
- It was, like, this big. Huge.
- (gasps)
- I was like, is it that big?
- (gasps)
- Oh my god. I gotta have one. I mean, it's like...
- Huh?
- And I named my horse Your Mom. That way, I can
always say I'm riding Your Mom.
- (chuckles) Moms.
- Hello!
- Can you stop doing that?!
- You should really throw a bomb at them if you want to teach them a lesson. First,
you have to equip the bomb from your inventory, then select the desired angle,
and then toss it! But you need to make sure to throw it before it starts
flashing red, because that means it's about to explode.
(kaboom!)
- Oh! Oh.
Well, on to more
important things.
- You can also roll the bombs now, which is a
great new feature, especially if...
- (growling)
(triumphant music)
- To see bloopers and this...
- (retching)
- ...click the video
right here!
- I could s--t anywhere I want. It's a free country.
- Click the subscribe
button before it starts flashing red, 'cause that means it's gonna explode. Hmm, that's
weird. Why is it flashing red? (kaboom!)
(flames crackle)