um is anyone else concerned right now
about what bro they say we're playing a
child's game and if we win we get a ton
of money hey yeah plus we got these dump
track suits i know but this feels
weirdly familiar shh pipe down before
you ruin this for the rest of us dude
welcome contestant
oh my god
today you will be playing a game of red
light
orange light
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oh my gosh pear this is just like squid
game it's not just like it i think this
is squid game look
cool man oh battle battle battle man how
do we get out of here by following the
rules shh listen attention contestants
the rules are simple when orange says
red light you're free to do as you
please but when he says orange light you
have to say something funny when he
looks at you uh excuse me i have a
question
yeah why is this called squid game that
wasn't very funny but to answer your
question
talk about an octopi am i right
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come on that was funny everyone laugh
oh man it's so much easier to tell jokes
when your friends are under duress red
light
uh pear what's going on what's happening
haven't any of you seen squid game i
honestly tried to but i don't like to
read subtitles yeah look just do what
they say when orange looks at you say
something funny is a physical comedy
loud i'm much better if i have some
props
orange light okay never
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mind oh man
he's looking at me tell him a joke any
joke okay um uh what was in the octopus
of underwear i don't know what squid
marks
[Applause]
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i just got it but i had to ink about it
for a second
you did good bro squid marks
this game is so great red light
okay so everyone think of some jokes
that way you'll have one ready to tell
when he looks at you i'm more worried
about my delivery critics in the not so
distant past and describe my stage
presence as quote robotic stilted and
offensively abort could anybody teach me
literally everything i was supposed to
learn in my 36 part improv course real
quick
orange light dang it out of time again
little apple you're up i
i oh no he's freezing up
dude just say something do something
anything
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good one little apple but i didn't do
anything all i did was peddle myself and
you're in luck because i have an
unrefined sense of humor and bodily
fluids are hilarious
okay well glad it worked out um is there
somewhere i could get this tracksuit dry
cleaned hmm
now who should i look at next
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what the is he looking at me
i think so
whoa hey now i didn't prepare anything i
didn't know i was gonna have to pass
red lights jeez orange ain't squinting
around
bro save me for the game oh right dang
it that was a good one look everyone the
timer is running down this is the home
stretch if we can all manage to stay
alive for another minute or so we're
home free here's right okay everyone
focus up oh man i lost the half of my
brain that's capable of focusing
whoa
a bug look at that oh my gosh we're
doomed
orange light
where did the down and out octopus go i
don't know where squid row
[Laughter]
uh you hear the one about the squid who
went into battle yeah he was well armed
[Laughter]
what does it take to make a squid laugh
i don't know what oh about 10 tickles
[Laughter]
you hear about the missing octopus she
was squid that oh
oh well that's actually kind of sad
but also hilarious
oh thank god
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okay okay nice work everybody you all
did incredible
i'm happy to inform you that you will
not be getting squid squished to death
here today
[Applause]
now if you'll kindly exit into the next
arena you'll be introduced to the next
game hold the phone there's another one
afraid so in squid game it's just one
child's game after another but i don't
risk my life anymore i want to go home
you sure we've got all sorts of
annoyingly murderous games planned tic
tac tor inch orange rover dodge orange
um
what's dodge orange
that's dodge orange
wait wait orange the rule book says if
we all vote to go home you have to let
us leave ah man i didn't think anybody
would actually rate that thing
i'm gonna have a heck of a time
returning my ghost costume for duck duck
orange all in favor of going home say i
i
[Applause]
okay okay well if everyone's gonna
refuse to play annoying squid game with
me i guess we better get cracking great
so which way did the nearest exit no
kraken huh
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