Planet Dolan
From wearing adult diapers to sucking on toilet paper, the Planet Dolan crew reenacts some of the best true stories from our subreddit about our weirdest secrets.
Part 2
I'm Danger Dolan, and today a will be your narrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr- your motor, apparently
Number 10 was submitted by Foxtrotz7
When my brother was a teenager, he was babysitting a friend's child when he had to change its diaper.
For some odd reason, he became fascinated with the idea of trying on one of the diapers.
Typical...
With no surprise, the diaper didn't fit, however he made a makeshift one wear them like that,
until inevitably, he bought his first box of adult diapers
And he's been hooked on them ever since.
'Cause he's a fucking weirdo
He doesn't need diapers, he wears them purely for the mental and physical comfort.
He looked them up online and was surprised to find that he wasn't the only one who enjoyed it. There was a whole community of adult babies out there.
Hey look, as long as he doesn't force his adult baby lifestyle on me, he can do whatever the fuck he wants.
Number 9 was submitted by supersonickid2d
Tolop's weirdest secret is that when he was ten years old, he was sitting in his backyard, playing with toys. (ya like jazz?)
He was playing with his action figures, minding his own business, when he suddendly saw a bee buzzing around his head.
Instead of trying to 'shoo' the bee, Tolop decided to...
Wip out his king kong dong, and PISS on the poor and defenseless BEE until it couldn't fly anymore.
The bee died in a pool of urine in the grass. Wasn't his proudest moment; Luckily, nobody saw him murder the animal with his urine of DEATH.
Number 8 was submitted by
[Having difficulty saying Qaot]
Goddamn it...
I don't even know what that is, I'm not even gonna try...
My- My word document- I think that's a 'Q' at the start?
Either that, or it's a 'Oaot'?
What ever, I'm not even gonna try...
Pringle's weirdest secret, is that when he was in second grade, he used to talk to his shadow
He thought that his shadow was a magic being who was listening and understanding every word he said.
Then one day, his friend informed him that it was just the Sun, shining on him, making shade in his body shape.
That night, Pringle cried himself to sleep, feeling like he lost a dear friend.
Now, whenever he sees his shadow, he feels BETRAYED.
Number 7 was submitted bu lumina_the_rebel_gal
When Melissa was ten years old, she used to think that if she ever EVER tried to touch a boy, she would EXPLODE.
It all started when she was five years old. Her friend high-fived a guy and began coughing so badly, she felt to her side.
Sprawled across the floor and then just barfed everywhere.
Melissa was a couple of feet away and she thought that the barf looked like body parts that have been blown out of her to smithereens.
So, just in case, she NEVER touched a boy, until she was eleven, when she accidently brushed past a guy at school.
To her relief, she did not blow up.
Number 6 was submitted by Lulu484
When Nixxiom was younger, he REALLY really liked hotsauce.
Nobody knew this, but he would wake up at two A.M. to sneak into the kitchen at night to drink hotsauce.
It became such a habbit, that he would keep a bottle under his pillow for him to drink at night.
His mum noticed how quickly the hotsauce would run out, and yell at his dad for using too much sauce in his pasta.
His mum had to start buying three bottles every week or so; thinking his dad was the hotsauce culprit.
Little did she know, Nixxiom was drinking straight from the bottle in his room, every night.
Number 5 was submitted by Shadownfriends
Ladybot's weirdest secret, was that when she was seven years old, she would eat crayons, because she thought it would turn her SHIT into RAINBOWS.
She would bite every color and eat it. Then when she had to poop, she would run into the toilet and do her business.
She was very disappointed to learn that her poop was plain ol' brown, and gave up on the idea.
That is, until she had the BRILLIANT idea to make her poop smell better.
Which she did by eating scented candles.
She admits that neither worked, but atleast she knows crayons tastes better than candles.
Number 4 was submitted by Lastlivingdeadguy
When Robo was younger, she always found Physics interesting. She was constantly during experiments with gravity.
Her friend Ghost Toast wafted over one day and they decided to do an experiment.
They went into the backyard, with a timer and a record-keeping diary and dropped a golf ball onto another golf ball, to see which way would it bounce.
This was the experiment. They were so dedicated, that they spent thirteen whole days doing this over, and over.
The worst part is, that they never got any remarkable results and ending up wasting over half a day playing with balls.
Number 3 was submitted by WwePlanetDolanFan200
Mkylem's weirdest secret is that when he was a kid, he would love to do nothing more than go for walks and be amongst nature
The weirdest part was that he would find a nice any empty park, sit down and tear lumps of grass out of the ground and then would eat them.
Sometimes, he'd come across a worm, which he would pick up, kiss on his head, or arse or what ever, and then throw it into the other side of the park.
He would then walk home with his belly full of grass and a smile on his face.
Number 2 was submitted by DarinkaR_10
When he was two or three years old, Slapped Ham would began sneeking into the bathroom, in the middle of the night, to chew on toilet paper.
He had no idea why he thought compelled to suck on the soft white sheets everynight.
And one night, his brother busted in and he was MOjjRTIFIED.
He yelled "Ugh! i'm related to a- toilet-paper-eating-weirdo!".
Quickest excuse he could think of was he pretended that he was a werewolf, and he needed to chew toilet paper instead of killing people!
His brother obviously didn't fall for it, and every now and then, Slapped Ham will still suck on a square or two.
Number 1 was submitted by me [Danger Dolan].
What's my weirdest secret?!
Well, one thing that has always bothered me throughout my entire life, that not alot of people know
is that whenever I hear, like, a SLAM, or a shake, like THE ROOM SHAKES, even for like a second, you know, be it an earthquake or a truck driving by or a motorbike, what ever
I ALWAYS think, every single fucking time
that it's the end of the goddamn world.
And that's only because I got told about how the dinossaurs died out and I was like
"Well, I guess our time'll come..." and then, like, it has to happen again sometime, it's gotta be soon,
an asteroid hits the Earth or there's a super volcano that goes off or,
I don't know, the Earth just fucking decides "Hey, I'm dying!" and just splits in half and everyone dies just real quick.
You know, just real apocalyptic stuff, and happens all the time, everytime.
There's a helicopter over head, or even sometimes, Gooby is outside, you know, on the treadmill, doing her thing and it's making the room shake
and I'm all like "OH! GOD! WE'RE GONNA FUCKING DIE!", again, "THIS IS AWFUL! WHAT'S GON- WHAT'S GOING ON! OH NO, NO! IT'S A METEOR SH-
Oh wait, no, nothing's happening...", like every other fucking time the room has shake or this noise, or anything.
I either choke it up to my anxiety, or choke it up to me being a fucking weirdo.
Huge thanks to the folks on the Planet Dolan subreddit for submitting their stories!
I know we already asked this one before, but we want even more stories!
"What's the dumbest thing you believed when you were little?".
Let us know on the reddit page, linked below, and you might be featured in a future countdown.
That's it for this video, and HAVE A GOOD ONE.