(keyboard clacks)
- I don't know what I was expecting.
(grooving music)
- Package for Mike!
Uh, Mike R.?
- Who's gonna remember all those numbers?
- [Voiceover] A latte for Alex!
(bubbles popping)
(bubble pops)
- Hi, this is Sarah!
Yeah, this is definately Sarah.
Sarah with an H.
Okay, yeah, maybe next time just put full names
into your phone, okay?
- New guy in town, what's up, dude?
- Hey, I'm Mike.
- We already got a Mike, we can't call you Mike.
- Oh.
- Ike!
How 'bout--
We already have a Mike, so we'd call you Ike!
Mike and Ike, like the candies, like the red and--
You've ever eaten the candies?
- Yeah, I understand.
- Alright, man, I'll see you around.
- Cool, see you around.
- So, I will say, I did Google you last night.
- Oh, really?
- [Voiceover] Yeah.
- Oh, did you find any dirt?
- By Googling Alex White, no, just a lot of athletes
and porn stars, mostly.
- Yeah, it's pretty standard.
- You could have a less generic name.
- So, anyway, that sounds great.
Why don't you find me on Facebook?
- Yeah, yeah, for sure.
- Okay, great!
- I'm not adding her.
- Wait, why?
- You know how many Sarah Millers there are on Facebook?
- Oh.
- I'll never find her.
- It was good porn.
- Oh, that's good.