every decision I've ever made in my
entire life has been wrong my life is
the complete opposite of everything I
want it to be every instinct I have in
every aspect of life be something to
wear something to eat
what's up and wrong tune on toast
coleslaw cup of coffee yeah no no no
wait a minute
I always have torn on post nothing's
ever worked out for me with tuna on
toast and I want the complete opposite
of tuna on toast chicken salad on rye
unposted with a side of potato salad and
a cup of tea well there's no telling
what can happen from it you know chicken
sells out the opposite of tuna Salmons
the opposite of tuna cuz salmon swim
against the current and the tuna swim
will look good for the tube uh George
you know that woman just looked at you
so what what am I supposed to do don't
talk to her
Elaine bald men with no jobs and no
money who live with their parents
Rutherford strange women well here's
your chance to try the opposite instead
of tuna salad and being intimidated by
women chicken salad and going right up
to yeah I should do the opposite issue
if every instinct you have is wrong then
the opposite would have to be right yes
I will do the opposite I used to sit
here and do nothing and regret it for
the rest of the day so now I will do the
opposite and I will do something excuse
me I couldn't help but notice that you
were looking at my direction oh yes I
was you just were these same exact
lunches me my name is George I'm
unemployed and I live with my parents
I'm Victoria huh