- Tonight, I can report the sky is absolutely falling.
We are all doomed.
The end is near, the apocalypse is imminent,
and you're going to all die.
Or at least that's what the media mob
would like you to think.
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- Get the (beep) outta here, man!
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- Simple question: Why is Joe Biden hiding from the media
and the world?
What is his campaign so afraid of?
Hillary, why is she hiding from the press?
What's she afraid of?
The Biden family business, the syndicate,
was turning a massive profit every step of the way.
Selling access is what was going on.
Clearly she sold access and profited from her office
for the Clinton Foundation.
Some might call it influence peddling.
I call it Quid Pro Quo Joe.
Hillary, quid pro quo, certainly conflict of interest.
Biden is also adopting the radical left's war on police.
Hillary has embraced the Black Lives Matter movement.
You know, "What do we want?" "Dead cops."
"When do we want them?" "Now." - Racist motivations.
- I'm not a doctor but I have observations.
This is not just your occasional gaffe.
I'm not a doctor but there's something going on here.
I don't know what's going on with Biden,
but it's obvious that something is off, very off.
There are moments when I'm literally watching her
and I'm thinking, okay, the facial expressions are odd.
They seem off.
America needs to now demand a full physical
and cognitive assessment of Joe Biden.
This is a cognitive issue, a neurological issue.
Joe is quick to fly off the handle
in fits of rage and irritability.
She admitted she collapsed not once, but a few times.
And he appeared flustered, irritated.
She keeps getting flustered or the coughing fits.
Forgets the day of the week,
forgets what office he's running for.
She couldn't even remember being briefed
because of a concussion that she suffered.
Two brain aneurysm.
A cerebral vascular collapse.
Eyes filled with blood.
Or you hear about the blood clots.
Declining mental acuity and alertness.
Parkinson's, is that a possibility?
MS a possibility?
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- Sean Hannity held a master class
on how to flip the script, a.k.a. "What about?"
- What about investigating their roles in Russia?
Hillary Clinton's State Department;
Eric Holder signed off on the deal.
A year later, Bill Clinton makes a fortune,
doubles his speaking fees paid with a check from a bank
that has a financial interest in Uranium One.
The Fusion GPS, Hillary DNC, President Obama funded dossier.
- Damn, Sean Hannity.
Look at you, you middle-aged white tiger. Roar.
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Obama, Clinton, and Uranium One, GPS Fusion.
I feel like that's the closest Sean Hannity will ever come
to a rap battle.
(audience laughing)
For real.
Just give that man a hoodie and a parking garage
and he's going viral.
(audience laughing)
- This is beyond incestuous.
What about investigating their roles in Russia?
Hillary Clinton's State Department;
Eric Holder signed off on the deal.
A year later, Bill Clinton makes a fortune,
doubles his speaking fees paid with a check from a bank
that has a financial interest in Uranium One.
America tonight is at a crisis point.
Will we have equal justice under the law?
Or will America just be a Banana Republic?
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- Chicky, chicky, Sean Shady.
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- I think that the president deserves a lot of credit
for being willing to talk to somebody
that everybody thought would be a bad idea.
Now, is it just me or does it look like President Obama's
more willing to give his time to our enemies
than our allies?
I see a lot of parallels between President Trump
and Ronald Reagan.
Barack Obama catering to the world's dictators
is literally the Neville Chamberlain of our time.
Certainly there's no downside
to what's happened here at all,
only a win on every side, as far as I'm concerned.
It's not wise. It's not in our best interest.
We're dealing with the world's worst dictators
and we're showing a lot of weaknesses.
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- Do you want Sean Hannity who's trained in the safety
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- It's cute that these two talk before bed every night.
(audience laughing)
Yeah, they're like eight year old treehouse buddies
with those cans on strings, you know, gossiping
about which girls they secretly paid off.
You know, or whether it's Yanny or Laurel.
It's Laurel, by the way.
But that feedback loop part is really weird for me, right?
They're saying that President Trump
says something outlandish to Hannity on the phone,
Hannity then repeats it on TV,
and then Trump watches that and goes,
"You see, exactly. That's what I was saying!"
(audience laughing)
Trump is like that gorilla getting riled up
by what he's doing in the mirror.
He's like, "You see what he did?"
And here's my favorite part of this story.
White House staff know that the calls happen
thanks to the president entering a room and announcing,
"I just hung up with Hannity,"
or even ringing Hannity up from his desk in their presence.
How are you both the president and a star (beep)? How?
Like, no other world leader does that, you realize it.
Putin's never talking to his assistant like,
"Not big deal, but I was at a party with actor
"who plays Sheldon on 'Big Bang,' yeah.
(audience laughing)
"Yeah, Elon Musk and Grimes there too, just saying.
"Yeah, yeah."
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- Danny Presti, he's the co-owner of the Staten Island bar
Mac's Public House.
He was arrested for refusing to abide, they say,
by New York's draconian coronavirus restrictions.
Some people have an appetite for more risk than others.
There's still freedom in this country.
Curfews need to be enforced.
Until now, they're not being enforced.
We have curfews now in effect in many cities,
nobody's listening.
- You can't take away everybody's freedom
and expect it's all gonna go smoothly.
You can try to manage, you know, human behavior,
but people are on the edge, Sean.
Excusing criminal behavior as somehow justified
when it's carried out in response to police brutality
or any other abuse only ends up
making a bad situation worse.
- Governor Cuomo, one of his comments was,
"He's a Mr. Tough guy, sarcastically.
"He drives his car into a police officer.
"It's disgusting and he's a coward."
I'm not sure what gets accomplished
when you just beat up on officers,
- It seems like if you stick your neck out,
you're one of the few and you object to this lockdown,
they ruin you.
How do you stop the rioting if the rioters are arrested
but not charged and set free?
How do you do that?
Dearie me.
- Police say Presti hit one of the deputies with the car,
but it kind of looks like he jumped on it.
He was trying to go away the way.
The way I saw you pulling away, you're trying to say,
"Get out of the way."
And you're going slow to start.
So obviously you're scared here too.
Our police officers are under attack.
There is absolutely no reason, no excuse,
that this continues to take place.
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- Democrats are being sore losers.
They refuse to acknowledge they lost the election.
So what do they do?
They cry malfeasance, wrongdoing, criminality, fraud.
- Democrats, more so than Republicans,
seem to have a problem conceding defeat.
Either the election system broke down
or some mystery votes are hiding somewhere.
- You have a whole series of Democrats
who've just said one bluntly,
"If our candidate doesn't win, they stole the election."
- The Dems just wanna make America suffer.
It's like losing the World Series
and demanding an extra inning a day later.
- The Democrats are refusing to accept
the declared results of the national media.
So how do they do this?
Lo and behold, they find missing ballots.
- The radical left is attacking the sanctity of our votes.
- Refusing to accept the midterm election results.
So what if these were Republicans refusing to concede?
- Democrats may see how they'll be able in the future
to steal elections through lawsuits
that they can't win with the voters.
- Ramping up election conspiracy theories,
accusing Republicans of outright stealing the election,
kind of rich.
You know what? Sounds sore loser-ish.
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- Even though yesterday might've sucked for Hannity,
it helped his ratings because everyone tuned in
to see what creative excuse he'd come up with
to explain his Michael Cohen relationship.
And the answer was, "It's complicated."
- Let me set the record straight. Here's the truth.
Michael Cohen never represented me in any legal matter.
I never retained his services.
I never received an invoice.
I never paid Michael Cohen for legal fees.
I did have occasional brief conversations
with Michael Cohen, he's a great attorney,
about legal questions I had
or I was looking for input and perspective.
- He wasn't your lawyer,
he just answered your legal questions.
(audience laughing)
How do you not know the definition of lawyer
when your head is shaped like a dictionary?
(audience laughing)
How do you not know this?
Seriously, giving legal input and perspective
is exactly what a lawyer does.
Hannity might as well have come out and said,
"He was just my lawyer, but just the tip.
"Just the tip, guys.
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"Just the tip."
Now, what people are really wondering is this.
Whatever legal advice was, why didn't Hannity get it
from his regular attorney, right,
instead of turning to a guy who's specifically known
for paying off mistresses?
Why did he go to him?
But according to Hannity,
baby, this is not what it looks like.
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- To be absolutely clear, they never involved any matter,
any, sorry to disappoint so many, matter
between me or third party or third group at all.
And are my questions exclusively almost focused
on real estate.
- Wow. He really slipped in the almost there.
Did you hear it?
Yeah, it was super quick. It was super quick.
He was like, "All my questions to Michael Cohen
"were exclusively almost real estate."
Exclusively almost.
Yeah, he sounds like the voice
at the end of those medical ads.
Zernax is exclusively almost side effect free.
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Exclusively almost.
You can't say exclusively almost.
Exclusively almost is the kind of phrase
that makes people ask more questions.
If someone tells you that they exclusively almost
have sex with adults,
you're not hiring them to babysit your kids.
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That's not what you're thinking of right now.
But okay, fine. Okay, fine.
Hannity claims he was just getting
some informal real estate advice from Michael Cohen,
which makes what he said a few hours earlier
on his radio show all the more confusing.
- I never gave him a retainer, never received an invoice,
never paid any fees.
I might've handed him 10 bucks.
"I definitely want your attorney-client privilege on this,"
something like that.
- Okay, okay. Okay, whoa, whoa, whoa.
No, no. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Okay, wait. So he's not your lawyer.
All you had was a few chitchats about real estate,
but you definitely want attorney-client privilege.
Yeah, you definitely want that.
What the did you bury under that house?
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No, I'm just saying I've had a lot of conversations
about real estate.
At the end of it I never went, "This never happened."
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And you know what gets me is how casually Hannity
is trying to minimize his connection to Michael Cohen,
like it means nothing,
especially when every other day of the year
he's the guy who can bake a conspiracy cake
out of nothing more than an egg and the word Hillary.
- Let's talk about a family responsible for actual crimes,
we'll call it the head of the notorious political cabal,
of course, Bill and Hillary Clinton,
the Clinton crime family.
If we're gonna go to crime families,
let's look at the Mueller crime family.
And well, this is near and dear to Comey's heart.
We'll call it the Comey crime family.
- I like how Hannity puts a question mark
at the end of each one, just to cover his ass.
He's like, "I didn't say Mueller runs a crime family.
"I just said Mueller runs a crime family?"
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Well, you know what, folks, I have a theory of my own
and I honestly think that it's gonna bust
this whole Hannity-Michael Cohen story wide open.
Get ready to have your minds blown
because I believe I've uncovered a complex criminal network.
My theory is that Sean Hannity is a client
of Michael Cohen.
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Look, we may never know the true nature
of Hannity and Cohen's relationship,
but what we do know is that as someone
is discussing Cohen and his case on the air,
Hannity should have been more transparent, right?
He should have said something about it.
In fact, what Hannity did was so shady
even when he tried to talk about other things on his show,
his own guests had to call him out.
And please, do enjoy.
- A foreign national using Russian sources, of all things,
to get it.
Is that a crime in Alan Dershowitz's book?
- Well, first of all, Sean, I do wanna say
that I really think that you should have disclosed
your relationship with Cohen
when you talked about him on this show.
I think it would have been much, much better
had you disclosed that relationship.
You were in a difficult -
- Do you understand the nature of it, Professor?
I'm gonna deal with this later in the show.
- I understand. - It was minimal.
I put out a statement about it.
- You should have said that
and that would have been fair to say that it was minimal.
- That's fine.
- You had the right, by the way, not to have your identity
revealed. - I have the right to privacy.
- Right. - I do.
- But, you know, it's a complex situation when you speak
with millions of people. - It was such a minor-
- I think you should have- - Professor, it was such
a minor relationship in terms of-
- You should have said that.
You should have said that.
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You should have said that.
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That was priceless.
And keep in mind, this guy, Alan Dershowitz,
he isn't a hater, right?
He's been a vocal defender of President Trump
and a frequent guest on Hannity's show.
Like, that's how you know that this is bad for Hannity.
He's getting called out by someone on his own team.
You know what this reminded me of?
It reminded me of that one deleted scene from "Star Wars"
When the Stormtroopers called out their boss.
- Now we can finally destroy the rebels.
- Sir, real quick.
We all think you should have disclosed your relationship
with Luke Skywalker.
(audience laughing) - What?
(man clanking)
I barely know the guy.
He's not even my son.
It's more like a baby mama thing.
(audience laughing)
- Sir, sir, you should have told us.
- This isn't a big deal.
Ugh, I have a right to privacy.
- If it wasn't a big deal, why didn't he tell us?
- What a dick.
(audience laughing)
- Yeah, it's true.
That scene was exclusively almost from "Star Wars."
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