So, today, Murr is our big loser, so we welcome you to...
All: "Is Murr Smarter Than A Young Child Student
Between 4th & 6th Grade?"
That's right. Welcome.
Thank you so much.
We'd like to introduce you to our between
4th-and-6th-grader, Jake.
Joe: Jake, everybody.
Now it's widely known between us that for years Murr has stated
if he ever had to go up against a between-4th-and-6th grader,
he would demolish and destroy them.
Here's how it works. Every time Jake beats Murr,
he gets to choose an item from Murr's apartment.
The game's over when Murr beats Jake three times.
Q: And Murr will not be reimbursed
for any of the items Jake wins.
Jake, look at me. He's very nervous right now.
-Yes. -Yeah.
Okay, question number one.
This city was the first capital of the United States.
Answers logged?
Great. Murr, what do you have?
Not only do I know the answer, I live down the block
from the first capital of the United States.
-What did you get, Murr? -What did you put?
-New York. -New York.
Jake, what did you get?
-Philadelphia. -Ooh.
Murr is correct.
Yes. It's alright, Jake.
Just get your [bleep] together.
Next question.
In the game of chess,
which two pieces are involving in "castling"?
Q: Oh, Murr's got a neck twitch,
saying to me that he does not know this answer!
I -- I don't know chess.
Queen and a rook? -That is not correct.
I know it's not correct. I know.
Jake, let's see if you got the correct answer.
"King and the rook."
[ All cheering ]
Yes! Yes!
You know what that means, everybody.
Sal: Here we have a live feed in Murr's apartment.
-What? -He will be guiding Jake
through the house, and Jake gets to pick anything he wants.
-Here you go. -Xbox.
-Next one, Nintendo Switch. -Nintendo Switch.
-Oh, my lightsabers. -Lightsabers.
Those are custom battle lightsabers.
They don't break. -Nice.
-Nice. -4k 80-inch TV.
Jake, what would you like from Murr's apartment?
-I choose his showerheads. -The showerheads?
Sal: Yes, yes!
Show me showerheads!
Showerheads? What does that mean?
-Uh-oh. -No!
Here is the official "Impractical Jokers" handyman.
You can't.
Ohh!
You took the showerheads over the TV?
What kind of kid is this?
Was that the guy in my building taking it off?
You understand the apartment is a rental.
I have to pay for that!
-Yeah, we know. -We know.
You just cost me serious money, kid.
Joe: Okay, and the game continues.
Alright. Which one of these states
was not one of the original 13 colonies?
Georgia was not one of the first 13 colonies.
-That is incorrect. -Shit.
Sal: Jake, what do you have?
Maine.
[ All cheering ]
He's [bleep] crushing him!
I can't believe this is working out like this!
Hold on, hold on. It's getting hot in here.
I'm like Steve Harvey right now.
Wow.
So what possession of Murray's would you like to own now?
I would like the front-door handle.
Casey, we're gonna go for the front-door handle, please.
Oh, man.
Many of you will note that the front-door handle
is needed to both enter and exit the apartment.
Do you know how much my security deposit is?
There you go!
Do you know how much my security deposit is?
Who wrote "The Outsiders"?
This is some classic stuff.
He doesn't know!
You're an English major and an author.
How do you not know this?
Jake, what is your answer?
-B. -B is correct.
Sal: Yes!
What do you want to take now, Jake?
I would like the Georgetown diploma.
Q: Ooh!
Sal: Going for the jugular.
Oh, yes.
Right off the wall.
-Yes. -Congratulations, Jake.
You just went to Georgetown.