CHICKENNNNN
So as you guys can see I finally moved in.
*yay! :D*
It needs to need some work.
Don't worry guys. It'll look a lot less dirty.
Hopefully soon.
That's a lie
It's probably gonna look the same.
Let's just get it started
That's not the off button, I just covered the lid
There we go.
Dear Ryan
Can you make a man's not hot parody?
Pretty sure I could do that!
This part?
There's actually words in here. I thought there was no words
THETINGO'SGUDD *cringe*
The tingles? Mmm the tingles...
Yet done now. Ye don't know...
Which one is it? You're done now, or you don't know?
*boom*
*ah*
Poom Poom! You don't know. Gonna hear that again
The tingles!
*creative Ryan being creative*
You don't know! You don't know! I don't know. (me neither Ryan)
Dear Ryan, can you grow your beard back? You look like a pussy without it.
*cries*
(dont cri D,:)
I do not!
Dear Ryan, can you fart in front of your friends?
Is this one supposed to be difficult?
Umm...
I mean if you don't fart in front of your friends
you're not real friends, you're just a bunch of fakes.
Actually that could just be our group of friends...
we're pretty disgusting.
But guys fart in front of each other all the time!
It's funny to us for whatever reason!
It's not gross, I mean most times.
Fart in front of my group of friends? Easy.
Well unless...
Hey guys, hey guys! Guess what!
Oh! Hey Daina, I didn't, um, didn't know you were here!
What were you gonna say?
Nothing I just I came to say hi!
So, hi! :)
That's it...
Um... So...
Hi, I'm Ryan Higa
and every single year of each second of the day horrible acts of sexism are being committed by men...
who don't even know they're committing them.
It's called Sexist Farting
Many men don't even realize that by holding in their farts around women
You're not only depriving them of the joy that is farting,
but also systematically teaching them to hold in their farts in front of men.
Everyone deserves an equal opportunity to experience farts,
and if we truly want to create equality amongst men and women...
this is one very necessary step we must take.
We have to do better, so please join the movement
and do your part
Have a heart
Sponsor a girl
and just fart.
Thank you
You know what? No
I didn't come here just to say hi.
I came here to do this
*lefart*
*smol fart*
lel
That's when I realized they were letting me into their group,
and shared laughs, we passed gas
And I knew right then I had to do that fitting
So I just lift up my leg, clench my fist, and just let out a big old
*another smol fart*
*awkward laugh* ... (HAHAHAHAAAHA)
Ugh!
Dear Ryan
Can you please stop using this voice for all of your dear Ryan's?
I have no idea what voice you're talking about!
Dear Ryan
can you turn "Gucci Gang" into a country song?
Gucci Gang Gucci Gang (mumbles)... WHOA
This song is a lot more cursing than I knew!
I heard it on the radio,
so I didn't know it was so vulgar
Spend ten racks on a new chain,
my (bleep) love to do cocaine...
We got to change that. What could we change that to?.
My
grandma
loved
to use
cool
canes?
There we go!
That's one down.
My grandma likes to use cool canes...
(bleep)ing my teacher, call it tutoree
I feel dirty! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
I can do this. We just clean up the lyrics a little bit
Easy!
Dayum nioce music boi
Ow!
*starts hitting Ryan with Hats and laughs*
*Laughing and continuously hitting Ryan with the hats*
*Carries the guitar and about to hit--
Greg: N-Nooo--! Everybody: *continuous to laugh*
TEEHEE!
So leave your questions in the comments below,
and you could be responsible for the next video!
So please- *Breaks in character and laughs*
*laughs*
*Goofing around, Derrick screaming, and laughs*
So please- I can't do it now!
*goofing around again*
*twirls*
So please
Join the movement-
I'm kinda dizzy...
*smol laugh*