Come into man's yard, you know,
and talk to man's youths
and talk to man's youths about stuff.
Jesus!
All right, settled some things before,
but I think there's some more things that need to be settled.
I'm making myself pretty.
So let's settle this again.
What is cheating? Let's settle this.
"Just because you didn't kiss,
"have sex with someone else during a relationship,
"doesn't mean you didn't cheat."
What the fuck?!
My definition of cheating is obviously you sleeping with
the next person and also if you didn't fuck them
but you was building a life and stuff,
I think that's worse than you having sex with a guy.
You might as well have had sex with him.
Do you know what I mean? So what was you going to do then?
Just wait one Friday, come home and say,
"I'm moving out cos I'm going to go live with Jeff"?
Is that what you're going to do to me?
That man's a fucking wellard.
"Sleeping with your ex is not cheating.
"It's called a memorial service for the dead relationship."
HE LAUGHS
Um...
"A female cheating once
"is the equivalent of a guy cheating 153 times."
Whoa, that's a bit fucked up.
All right, imagine watching motherfucking Ray Donovan, yeah?
All right, and this is what's happened now, yeah?
I want to paint a scenario in your head, yeah?
Boom now, Ray's kid's got into a problem, yeah?
He's had to help his kid.
Now the person who he's gone to see is a buff ting, yeah?
He wasn't in no mind state thinking of having sex,
he's gone to save his kid,
done what he's had to do to save his kid and that, risked his life.
Boom, it's got emotional,
he's ended up putting down the pipe.
Boom, it's bad cos he cheated.
Yes, hands up in the air, he cheated, that's bad.
But it wasn't intentional,
it wasn't premeditated.
All right, fast forward to our next scenario now.
His wife now, yeah, has been making, yeah, a seven-month,
eight-month, yeah, emotional connection with a police officer,
building fucking emotional vibes and that, yeah?
Trying to meet up in hotels to whap.
You have a different type of cheater,
like, you're a fucking pagan.
I lie though, the main thing is this, yeah?
I lie though! What I'm saying, yeah, that means, yeah,
it weren't spontaneous, like,
well, you had a weak moment, you and a person just had a good vibe
and it just led to something - you've been planning.
And while you're lying next to me,
you've been thinking of bad mind stuff so it's more than just
releasing your crotches to a next guy, you hear what I mean?
You fucking... You're brave. You are super brave.
I don't know went up in your head, love, you're fucking sick.
I wasn't going to get much of programme,
I've gone so left, you know? THEY LAUGH
You got emotional on that one. Yeah.
Ray Donovan's a deep programme, apologise, apologise.
Base, important point, yeah?
Let's talk about this cyber cheating, yeah?
If a man's getting his rocks off over the world wide web, yeah,
I don't really think that's cheating.
I think more of that is you, boy or woman,
have to kind of analyse yourself and think, "Right,
"do I need nourishment and do I need to be giving my partner sex
"at least twice a week?"
Man are trying to Wi-Fi the tun-tun
when there is real tun-tun downstairs, cuz.
Do you hear what I mean, cuz?
That's like saying you would rather go in the bathroom
and masturbate while your girl's downstairs.
There is a problem in you lots relationship.
Right, I know for a...
No way I'm going to have righteous tun-tun downstairs, cuz,
and I'm trying to use my laptop. That's a joke ting.
All right. "Cheating isn't always kissing, touching or flirting.
"If you've got to delete text messages
"so your partner won't see them, you're already there."
But, nah, see that question there now, yeah?
Some man are in weird...
..insecure and power relationships.
Me now, if I'm out with my Mrs,
and man are looking at my girl, I don't get insecure about that.
Do you hear what I mean?
It kind of turns me on cos I'm the only one whapping. Yes!
You hear what I mean, though, cuz?
Right now there is some man who will turn round and fight
and won't be able to fuck that night
because other guys looked at their girl.
Do you understand what I'm trying to say?
And in their mind that's cheating, so how do you comprehend that?
So, let's settle this.
Cheating can be anything depending on the rules
of the relationship you're in.
If you're not fulfilling each other's needs sexually,
physically, spiritually and emotionally,
one shall drift to another vagina or penis, yeah,
using the GPRS system.
BDL, Base Defence League.
Let's settle this. Peace out.
THEY SHOUT
Action!
Sweet!