hey I'm Harry jazzy from taught to
handle and today we're gonna learn about
my firsts with BuzzFeed Australia
alright let's get into it your first
kiss I had my first kiss in primary
school I was really new this girl called
Jana but my best friend stole my first
kiss so I ended up kissing her best
friend and that's my that's where my
journey is us boy standard
what was your kissing ability at that
level you know I think I was honestly
just like more licking than then lip
action I've come a long way so I'm still
[ __ ] I'm still doing awesome I would
have been it was with my friend Noah so
no I actually said it to me first
I called him one day and he said hello
you know evil opossum and it just stuck
with me so Noah he always always doesn't
let me live it down
he was actually the first person who
brought it to me as soon as he said it I
started saying it to my mom and then
it's just evolved from there but it's
time I broke a rule was in year two I
throw a desk and a teacher and I go
kicked out at school so I was bad it's
good like I was a little [ __ ] first time
that I felt like I am a celebrity was
probably last night when I was just
enjoying a meal with a couple friends at
a restaurant and a girl actually just
started filming me eat with her friends
which was kind of interesting kind of
weird by hours I was like two glasses of
red deep so I started pulling faces
other and stuff like that but I don't
really feel like I'm a celebrity feel
like I just have a whole bunch of
friends or more people you just want to
talk to me and there's just love
chatting for people so yeah but it's
telling me that I got was a silly tattoo
of my bump my friend Todd was 17 years
old so I told Todd can you just design
something and me being a massive idiot I
let him design it in a different
language and I knew fan
like two or three years later that it
actually doesn't say what I think it
says it says never forget not I don't
know what Todd was trying to achieve but
there's an elephant and then there's
Arabic writing that says never forget
not and it just doesn't make any sense
it's a weird one but it's also a good
memory so sure that's a Todd you dick oh
yeah oh sure okay it's on my bum I have
to come down to this bar do you see it
yeah it's so bad and then actually but I
actually got tons name and had it on my
lip is all I know is also drunk so my
first job actually worked for my parents
with their tag company they make like
little plastic dog tags that go around
they call it so I remember I just had to
stamp those it sucked and then I was
that and working on mango farm so I was
pretty much it from a little yeah my
little country gel did you get a lot of
my guys Oh make it fun sauce actually
like I used to have I used to always
have like acid burns all down my arms
because I don't know most people
probably don't know this but when you
pick a mango off it sprays out like
poison SAP and once it gets one you like
it burn so I always look like I was sick
or had an X my first time at six so I
don't want to be a bad influence on
anyone but I was 14 I wish I had a
really good story I wish it was like
love and all that fun stuff but it was
pretty much just peer pressure my
friends had all that sex and I was like
ugly duckling in the group you didn't
have sex I remember you I liked writing
to our house and being so scared and so
nervous and then what I think when I saw
that I remember I was just moving my
head and sweating and she's like Harry
you're not even doing anything and I was
like I'm almost done with it like it's
almost game over so I have improved a
lot
I moved more than just my head now so
the the first time I made a girl cry
would have been probably my ex in high
school I think she was madly in love
with me by this was just 16 in just an
idiot
so yeah I made a cry probably a lot
because I was just I'm just such a loser
I was a loser in high school I think it
was over me just sleeping with every
single girl on my school and still
trying to lead her on like a piece of
[ __ ] like she was planning our future
and everything like that and I was like
bro I wish I'm 16 I'm gonna friends this
horrible I was bad at high school I'm an
angel now trust me but high school high
school Harry bad news
so my first ever heartbreak was this
girl I met in Europe I was doing mother
tour when I was like 18 and I was
actually shown facts rated by that I
planned a massive trip with her that I
was gonna go see you in Florida where
she was from and actually two weeks
before I flew out she blocked me on
everything for no reason I had no idea
and she didn't clear up anything
anything like that I just blocked me and
I was so distraught heartbroke and I
still went had a great time but yeah the
first note I ever sent I was probably 16
and I met I remember it because it was
so ugly
I wasn't even excited it was like a
low-angle with my face in it me standing
up and looking down at it like it just
said soft it's not and the girl extended
to ensure that friends and her friend
laughed at me but I sucked it with a
friend like a couple of years off the
side yeah it's a win-win but yeah just
it was the worst night but now I'm like
an expert at it it's like a full-body
experience you know a good experience I
definitely want to do it again I hope no
one's looking at me differently thanks
for having me BuzzFeed it is hiring from
tool to handle and I hope you enjoyed
watching my first time
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