This week's Music Monday will have you covering all your stuff
in unnecessary rhinestones
with B.A.P's No Mercy
B.A.P is back at their three months hiatus with No Mercy
Their 3rd music video with a strong, macho vibe
First was Warrior
Next was Power
Now, No Mercy
My guess for future potential song titles
LIKE A MAN!!!!
Though I'll sue the pant off them if they bite my style
though I'm pretty sure that they didn't originated that anyways
Speaking of biting styles
our dog Spudgy is super pissed off
You know, Zelo and all the Kpop for that matter
I'm sick o you biting my style
Y'all should all know that I'm flavor originator
The better trend setter, top dog in this game
And you wanna copy on my blue fur?
without giving to this D.O.G?
I saw you TOP
and then I saw you GD
And now you know what?
I let that slide
And now,
ZELO, I'ma make an example out of you!
Show you mess with the Spudgy
Feel my paws
Ah Spudgy!! You copy
Ah feel better
Spudgy!
That's one crazy gangsta dog
I tell you,
you don't know the half
Spudgy had done some things...
Seen some things..
As for the song itself, I'm a bit torn
I immediately loved Warrior
and I definitely liked Power better than No Mercy
But this song is rapidly growing on me
Like a fungus!!
Like gangster fungus!!
Like a B.A.P. fungus like with my toes
I don't think the B.A.Ps wants to be described as a fungus between your toes
But I'm not sure about the appoarch for this song
Bang Young Gook and Zelo raps really fiercely
and they bring power and intensity to the song
But when I hear the sweet and high pitched falsettos of this song
it feels like it came out from no where
like I've been kicked in the balls or something
Then I don't even have balls
It's such an awkward feeling when Simon had to explain it to me
B.A.Ps definitely got the inverse of the normal Kpop formula
Most Kpop songs have the majority singing and small random rap break down
and a lot of the times we feel that rapping doesn't fit with the rest of the songs
B.A.P though does the opposite
It's usually majority rapping and minority singing
and for this song we've found the singing just didn't match with the rapping
B.A.P's trademark was have shown in every one other songs so far
and we actually think that marketing technique is freaking brilliant
When we were at their debut showcase
They gave out B.A.P whistles to B.A.P fans
And that meant that fans could whistle along the songs and be interactive
And if a fan doesn't have the fan chant memorized
they at least can blow the whistle
That's really hard to mess up
Come the think of it, it's a really good thing that they went with whistles
not another instrument
Oh YAH! BUNNIES AND PUPPIES ARE IN THE HOUSE!!!!
WHERE AT?
OH WE'VE GOT SOMETHING REALLY SPECIAL FOR YOU TONIGHT!!!
LOOK IN YOUR CDs
YOU'RE GONNA FIND LIMITED EDITION
B.A.P
TUUUUBA!!!
WITH THE TUBAS THEY ARE LARGE AROUND YOU
ALSO
WHEN YOU DRAIN TOWARD THE FLOOR
NOT TOWARDS PEOPLE'S
AND DON'T SPIT AFTER THE
OKAY...
LET'S TUBA ALONG THE NEXT SONG!!
ALRIGHT TUBA FREESTYLE RIGHT NOW
Yah... that would be awkward to carry around
But I'm sure that it would result in really beffy fans
I'm the most dedicated B.A.P fans will have arms like this
Now some of you might have watched this video and were
little bit confused!!
By like random monkey butts
the picture frames
and other various rhinestoned objects
Well I can assure you that though
those items were actually meaningful
and not simply assigned that B.A.P become rich and famous
and they are letting the fame go to their head
Ah yah son! Now I'm gonna be rich and ridiculously famous
I want everything to come in diamonds!!!!
WAIT....Diamonds are a bit expensive...
RHINESTONES!!!
AIN'T NO ONE CAN TELL THE DIFFERENCE!!
My necklace, here, cover it with rhinestones
MY HAMMER!!
TAKE MY LUCKY HAMMER, COVER IT WITH RHINESTONES
You know what?!!
RHINESTONE TOILET PAPER, SON
AH YES!! BRILLIANT IDEA
I have some terrible news
I'm afraid Himchan would not be able to sit for weeks
He'll need all of these, for his recovery
Diamond studded toilet paper
What was someone thinking?!!
Ah!! I could just kill them if I've got hands on them
AH... Poor ...Himchan
If you look at the Korean lyrics,
the random objects inserted into the video
are actually not that random
In fact, they are complimenting the lyrics
Didn't know that, did ya?
So, for example you see a parrot,
when they talk about parenting
It might seem random if you don't know Korean
But if you do know Korean, it's actually quite clever
Except for the rhinestones...
which I can't really explain...
HIM CHAN NO~~~~
I hope that I pronounce your name right!!
NO!!!!!!
[The Dance]
I always look forward seeing B.A.P's dances
They always feels wild
with all that air drumming and arm flarings
And sometime they would be like organized dancing together
They also would do this this solo dances for like
summersaults, in the middle or like doing something crazy
I LIKE IT!!
I mean...
SO... GANGSTA
DOWN WITH THE HIPHOP STYLE!!
SM! WHAT!?
I want to point out B.A.P's
CLEARLY
OBVIOUS
CROTCH
CARESSING
WIHT A K
I've gotta say, B.A.P is not afraid to thrust
Boys aren't afraid to thrust while grabbing their crotches
and asking me WHAT'S UP?
I'm thinking that roll of the sexy window pick up line
might have some competition here..
BABY WHAT'S UP!!
[The English]
As for the English for this song, we've got to say
Can't see what I'm touching?
You don't wanna see what I'm touching
I'm not cool enough out of 5
Now here's what I wanna say
ONE OUT OF 5
But I won't say that because
I feel that there is more English in that
Now It sucks grammatically lot of the time
We fly here
B.A.P LEGGO
Let it go something like
We making classic
See how uncomfortable that made you feel?
It made me uncomfortable
Normally, this would be terrible in my books
But I think that B.A.P is trying to talk cool street hip-hop slang here
Even though, i grew up a little gangster myself
and even had cornrows for awhile
I'm not joking
I really had cornrows for awhile
My inner gangster had dwindled to a small glimmer of its former itself
And so I now find myself with this unfamiliar whelm of cool gangsterness
and so maybe this is acceptable gangster talk
I sure hope it is
And so.. I can't really rate the English on this one
But I wanna give you a one
I wanna give you a zero
Sidenote, i'm really happy that they pronounced the 'L' in clap
rather than BOOM BOOM CRAP
which could have been a totally different song
Also known as what is sounds like after TACOBELL
BOOM BOOM CRAP
Get it?
It's a poo joke
I got it!!
[The Showdown]
Last week we asked you which crazy outfits you'd preferred
PSY in Gangnam Style
or UV's Itaewon Freedom
PSY destroyed UV in probably the biggest crushing and spanking
we've ever seen in Music Monday
Really sorry about that UV,
but PSY is just awesome
Speaking of it, we just heard it like three times today
when we were eating supper in the same restaurant
For this week's showdown
we ask you whose random props you prefer?
B.A.P's rhinestones covered everything in No Mercy
or TOP's toy collection in Turn in Up
BOTH OF THEM
OH SO SUPERFULOIOUS
Leave your votes in the comments
or in our Facebook pole
and we'll announce the winner next week
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FINALLY
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Take it away, gangster Spudgy.
You are not really gangster, are you Spudgy?