Boy, I sure am feeling under the leather.
- It's "weather," you moron, and--ah!
Sweet Neptune!
- [moaning]
- The clam flu, it's spreading!
Into the freezer with him!
- [grunts]
- Huh? Hmm.
[both laughing]
[both grunt]
- [squeals]
- [sighs]
We'll just have to be more vigilant now.
Anyone could be a carrier.
- [hums]
- Itchy skin! He's got clam flu!
- What? No, no, I was just scratching.
- Freezer!
[grunts]
[grunting]
- [huffing]
[sighs]
[yawns]
- Freezer!
- [yelling]
- Heh, at least we know we're safe now,
me baby beluga.
[strained laugh]
- Oh, I just remembered.
I didn't spend all your money at the mall.
Here's your change.
- Change?
- Oh, the disease must have addled
your tiny teenage mind!
- Wait! I take it back.
There's still some shoes I wanna buy!
- [grunts]
[dramatic music]
[grunting]
♪ ♪
[cheerful music]
- ♪ La, la, la, la, la, la ♪
♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪
♪ La, la, la, la ♪
- So let me get this straight.
Nobody in this freezer is actually sick?
- Never felt better. - I'm fine.
- Ice cream!
- Well, if no one's sick in here,
then the sick person must be--
- [gasps] Daddy!
Oh, no! - There, there.
Oh, ah, oh!
- I say we bust out of here, grab Krabs,
and lock him away.
- Oh, yeah! - Daddy!
- Who's this now?
- I don't know.
Mr. Krabs didn't tell us to question his orders.
I'll just wait for him to let me out.
- You can't cook Krabby Patties
if you're locked in the freezer.
- All right, let's put this crab on ice.
[all grunting]
- [screams]
You sickos are supposed to be in the freezer!
- You're the sicko!
[grunts]
[objects clang]
- Stay away from me, you sickos!
- [yelps]
[groans]
- [panting]
- For the good of all of us,
you have to go into the freezer.
- Keep your filthy hands off me,
you infected ingrate.
Oh, look. Freedom!
[laughs]
- [grunts] He's in the grease trap!
- Well, someone's gonna have to fish him out
before he gets to the sewer and infects the whole town!
- Hey, I can help!
[grunts] - [gasps]
[coughing] - [grunting]
- Patrick. Patrick! - Huh?
- There's full sized hatch over here.
- Well, what do you know?
- [yelps]
[gasps, coughs]
Eugene, are you in here?
- [gurgles]
- [yells, coughs]
- Ah! Sicko germs!
[coughs] Ah!
You can't catch me.
I'm too healthy for all you sickos!
[laughs]
- Daddy, stop!
[all gasp]
[snorts]
[spits]
- [grunts]
- There's nowhere left to run.
- I'm not licked yet!
- Oh, yeah?
[grunting]
- [growls]
[grunts] - [yelps]
Hey. Hey!
SpongeBob!
- You'll never get me. Ha-ha!
- [grunts, coughs]
- [yells]
[both grunt]
[yelling] - [moaning]
- [grunts]
- [shrieks]
[quirky music]
- [yelping]
- Ah!
- I got him! I got him!
- [yells, grunts]
- Ah! Oh!
[all clamoring, objects crashing]
- [whistling]
[hums]
Hmm, hello? Anyone here?
[all groaning]
Ha, funny story,
um, I was holding my equipment upside down yesterday.
[laughs] Nobody was actually sick.
Ha! Oh, what a goof.
Huh? [all groaning]
Oh, my Neptune.
Grease gout.
- [moans] - Moldy measles!
[suspenseful music]
- [groans]
- Trash trichinosis!
- [moans, coughing]
- Dust bunny bronchitis!
- [gasps, sneezes]
- Polyester plague!
[gasps]
- [retches, groans]
- The whole shebang!
[yelps]
They're all sick!
Ultra-mega quarantine!
- You heard him.
Get this disease-ridden cesspit out of here!
Drop it somewhere safe,
somewhere no one ever goes...
[all moaning]
- What the...?
No!
I don't wanna get sick too.
Stay away! No!
[sneezes]
Ah, barnacles.