Is butter a carb?
Yoghurt's vegan, right?
Get in, loser. We're going shopping.
Oh, my God. The Untouchables have a car.
Just when you thought they couldn't get any more elusive,
now they have wheels.
Where you sit in the cafeteria is crucial because you've got everybody there.
You got your freshmen, ROTC guys,
Preps, J.V. Jocks…
Asian nerds…
cool Asians…
Sober virgins enjoy Tolstoy and saving themselves for marriage.
Varsity jocks,
unfriendly Black hotties,
girls who eat their feelings,
girls who don't eat anything.
The bong rats can't remember their own names
and still think farts are the height of comedy.
The greatest people you will ever meet…
and the worst.
Beware of the Plastics.
-Who are the Plastics? -They're teen royalty.
If North Shore was US Weekly, they would always be on the cover.
The Untouchables rule over us with an iron fist of terror.
-Nice dungarees. -Thanks.
Oh, my God, I love your skirt. Where did you get it?
Don't make eye contact.
-But he likes my dungarees. -He doesn't like anyone's dungarees.
That is the ugliest effing skirt I've ever seen.
You're going to be having a lot of urges.
You're going to want to take off your clothes and touch each other.
Everyone's got it.
One for a fiver, three for ten.
You cannot catch chlamydia from the air.
You have to have sexual contact with a carrier.
They don't know that, do they?
But if you do touch each other, you will get chlamydia and die.
It's a plague!
Don't let them breath on you!
Stop!
I only did it because I love you
and I found out you love him.
He can't offer you what I can, Miss.
I have an innate appreciation for older women
and I can roll a joint into the shape of a swan.
What on earth?
I thought it was confidential.
"Made out with a hot dog."
Oh, my God. That was one time!
I can't believe you told Dr Milburn I had crabs.
-I said you might have one crab. -Holy shit.
Ms Sands loves doing dirty talk with Mr Hendricks.
-That is amazing. -Amazing!
What did Jean do?
-"Janis Ian, dyke." -Oh, that's original.
-"Too gay to function." -Hey!
That's only OK when I say it.
Your mom said I was normal.
She lied.
"Connor Pearson admits to masturbating up to 17 times a day,
which is borderline obsessive."
Good afternoon and welcome…
…to the Illinois High School Mathletes State Championship.
The Grand Live Final of the National Student Quiz Championship.
Let's get straight down to it with a round on art history.
So, question one…
Twice the larger of two numbers is three more than five times the smaller
and the sum of four times the larger and three times the smaller is 71.
What are--
North Shore?
-Fourteen and five. -That is correct.
The Critique of Pure Reason by Immanuel Kant.
Absolutely right.
"Mu" is an example…
That sound means that this must be our last question.
All right. Mu, "M-U", is an example of a…
The limit is negative one.
Oh, crap. I lost.
That answer is incorrect.
A sound a cat makes.
I'm afraid I can't accept that, Knowledge Knights, no.
The limit does not exist.
The limit does not exist!
Our new state champions…
the North Shore Mathletes.
Yeah!
Population parameter.
In statistics, a parameter is any summary number
such as an average or a percentage that describes an entire population.
I would have accepted "a population parameter".
That is absolutely the full and correct answer.
And with that incredible recovery,
I can announce that our NSQC UK Champions of the Year,
with a score of 89 to 88, are…
the Quiz Heads.