I'm scared.
Oh my god.
Can I open it up?
Yes, there's nothing in here.
There's nobody in there.
You guys know what they like to do to me, right?
Oh, god.
Oh my god.
You did it to yourself.
Now I'm scared.
I know and you just screamed for no reason.
I did scream because I saw you look
a tiny bit over my shoulder like something was happening.
Yeah.
Nothing's happening.
Nothing's over your shoulder.
You know how I feel about you.
He scares me too.
The last time that you were here you
called this the worst place on Earth.
It is.
Yeah.
You feel that way?
I do.
It's cold.
I'm afraid of clowns.
And I'm afraid that things are going to come out of places.
I don't want to see.
Like the--
[SCREAMING]
What are you doing?
They showed that.
That's what they're reacting to.
You're so--
I'm nervous.
I've never ever come here and had something horrifying not
happen.
Do your friends worry for you?
Yeah they care that I'm OK.
This is what--
Look at this.
This is what happened.
I know.
So I mean.
We're showing what's happened in the past.
Right.
It's not happening now.
There's nothing-- you want to look in there?
[SCREAMING]
Stop it.
There's nothing.
Oh my god.
It's really tragic, I know.
But you have done a lot for my career.
Yeah.
You have.
Well, you've made me a very memeable--
I mean, look at this.
People send these things to me all the time.
They think they're hilarious.
Yeah.
And it's not helping further my desire
to be taken seriously as a performer.
But this is giving me a little comedy currency.
What do you mean, taken seriously?
You've won an Emmy.
You won a Golden Globe.
You're an amazing actress.
You've been taking.
[APPLAUSE]
OK.
So congratulations on Bird Box.
Thank you.
Everybody is-- it's hype.
[APPLAUSE]
Now your character dies before you get to wear the blindfolds.
I didn't get to wear it.
I have a blindfold for you.
So if you want to do the entire interview--
I do.
All right.
Yep.
OK, wear it.
OK.
And so--
Hold on.
I don't know how to do because I didn't
get to wear on in the movie.
This is a little-- oh this is going
to mess up my whole thing.
All right, good.
[SCREAMING]
Stop it!
[SCREAMING]
[SCREAMING] Stop
It!
Well maybe you don't want to wear the blindfold then.
I thought that was a good idea for a minute, you guys.
No, but I like that look.
You like this look?
Yeah, that's a good one.
You look like you could tell my fortune.
You look--
Let's see your palm.
Let me see, yeah.
Oh yeah, definitely--
Your palms are sweating.
I know, I'm so nervous for you.
I'm sweating, too.
[SCREAMING]
You're going to do things.
Was that you tapping me?
Who's doing it?
Andy?
I don't know.
How could he get there that fast?
All right--
I like this thing.
I like it too.
We actually just enhanced your outfit.
It was good before.
It's great now.
Over the top.
Yeah.
It's over the top now.
Your big Christmas skirt wasn't enough.
Now you've got a big bow tie on your head.
Definite improvement.
It is kind of a Christmas skirt.
It is Christmassy, right?
It is Christmassy.
It's a little late for that.
All right, well.
Thanks for your notes.
[LAUGHTER]
What's happening behind me?
Something?
Nothing.
I'm going ask you questions.
You're going to ask me a question.
OK.
I heard this at my birthday party.
So Adele was at my birthday party.
And you asked her if you could touch her?
Touch her voice box.
I asked if I could touch where all the magic comes from.
And she let me.
Did she look at you like you were crazy?
Yeah.
She did.
But she let me do it.
Why did you want to touch her voice--
Because I thought maybe then it would excrete some stuff
that I could have.
Do you sing?
No.
OK.
I wanted some of it.
It didn't happen?
No.
So you really--
[SINGING]
That's not bad.
[SINGING]
Can you sing?
[SINGING]
You're good too.
Let me touch your voice box.
Well we could harmonize.
OK.
You go higher and I'll go lower.
OK.
[SINGING]
You don't want our album.
Either one of us, do you?
All right.
Do we want to take a break?
Because I feel--
Are we done?
No, we have many segments.
Talk about the movie, says Andy from back there.
Talk about the movie.
I was going to talk about the movie in the second segment.
But OK.
You play as-- because we're running out of time.
I'm watching the clock.
Oh.
She's doing her job, Andy.
Yeah, Andy.
Unless you're planning on editing most of this out.
He's like, I am actually.
He said go into the movie.
Because he is.
So you play--
I though this was gold.
I know.
Comedy gold.
We both liked it.
I still have this thing on my head.
I know, you won't take it off.
I won't.
I think you're scared of what's going
to happen once you take it off.
Because of your hair.
Well now I feel that that's a challenge.
Now I want to take it off.
You play a--
Oh, now he wants us to take a break.
I can't-- he's so annoying.
Andy, you're annoying.
I know, I told you first.
But you didn't listen to me.
Take a break.
Now I don't want to take a break.
Let's talk about the movie.
Yeah, I don't want to take a break either, Andy.
Anyway.
All right.
Talk about my Christmas skirt some more.
Yes, let's talk about the Christmas skirt.
Was there another option for another--
No.
All right, we'll take a break and we'll be back.
Oh, god.
Andy gets what he wants.
I know.