How Thor Should Have Ended
I must go back to Asgard but I give you my word...
I will return for you
deal?
Whoaa..
Deal.
Whoa.
Thor, we must go.
yeah, yeah.. I know.
I just umm...
I think I may not want to leave now.
What?!
Well I've got my hammer back, I've got a hot girlfriend..
Things are really looking fairly well for me
But the..
What about the..
Oh yeah I'm gonna stay.
Good luck to you old friends!
So you just abandoned everything?
Of course, wouldn't you?
No.
yes..
Dude.
What can I say? Chicks are my kryptonite.
Yeah I probably leave it all behind too.
yep
But still...
What about your brother? I mean won't he destroy that ice realm?
Mehh.. if he does I'm sure my father will take care of it when he wakes.
Blehhohhdensleep.
I've done it, father!
I destroyed all of Yodenheim while you were sleeping.
And that is why you are also banished!
What?
I take from you, your power!
And I cast you out!
Ice giant!
Your dad is sort of extreme.
Well I suppose he's a little strict but everything he does, he does
for a reason.
Like stealing a baby?
And then raising that baby as your brother..
And making him believe he could be king.
So that he goes crazy with jealousy and becomes your lifelong enemy..
Yeah.
Way to go, dad!
Yes well, that may be true.
But at least I have a father.
AhhOOHHH, burn!!!
So are just gonna do this every time a super hero comes along?
Probably.
Feels like we always do.
Not always!!
Hulk saddddd!!
(crying)
Ah, he'll be fine.
He just gets really moody.
I've been carrying this hammer all day and my arms are so Thor!