today we're gonna look at some terrible
banned photos and they're not all
Hoobastank let's talk about that
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mythical beast forgive me for going out
on a limb here but let me just save it
this episode of GMM will be the greatest
episode of GMM that you've ever watched
right now oh wow
I think it's probably the only one
you're watching right now that will be
cooking a turkey with a car engine we'll
be eating your favorite foods in ways
you've never imagined and we'll be doing
our best to say nice things about truly
awful movies I watched that show you
know what I'm gonna watch it right now
as we should do it all right first up
let's talk about bands okay if you're
anyone and you hope to make it big one
day you might want to think about taking
a good band photo otherwise you may end
up starring in a game like the one
you're about to see it's time for these
bad fan photos are so bad they should be
banned man oh okay right here's how this
is gonna work I'm gonna show you a
terrifically horrible photo of an actual
band and then I got a little trivia
question for you about that band
multiple choice trying to make it easy
for you because if you get three of
these right you get to smash that guitar
in celebration if you don't I get to
smash the guitar in classic rock god
fashion okay what if I want to do
classic God rock fashion you've got to
get three right oh okay ready yeah check
out this first album photo is that Burt
Reynolds it is not Burt Reynolds that is
Robert Wotherspoon and if you know who
that is you're probably one of the two
people in the photo she's enjoying
herself now
in the upper left we have removed the
title of this album and I want you to
tell me the name of it is it rubbing
Rhonda Oh music to massage your mate by
tenderly touching with Tony and Tanya or
quaaludes and quaaludes I don't know she
looks like a Rhonda
you know that's that's the first clue
she doesn't like a Rhonda so I'm gonna
eliminate that one mmm
music to massage your mate by now they
did do a lot of weird things back in the
day but I actually belonging what's
being pictured is one of them I believe
this is Tony and Tonya I believe that
this is Tony and Tonya and their it's in
early touch it
okay let's unblurred a album cover to
reveal music to massage your mate by and
hopefully it's partnered with music to
burn your couch afterwards but yeah lots
of things happening on that couch check
out this band photo this is bad lizard
yeah there's a lot of bad parts to this
and there's not even a lizard it's not a
parody this is not a parody this is not
a parody band this is a Belgian band
which may be a thing all right I'm just
kidding no we love you bailed you know
hold on but that does reframe now that I
know these guys are writing from Belgium
mr. Lee okay all right they're not from
Ohio it does feel different I will say
that they took this photo during their
world tour of Sears Portrait Studio yeah
they write and sing in English even
though they're Belgian with that in mind
which of these are not lyrics from their
song black Oh black hole mm-hmm lady you
gonna pick me up tonight and drive me to
the road of fancy world I'm saying which
one is not true our big money sex and
danger zones I can hardly breathe in
savage trade what come on bad lizard see
leather ladies brushing all my hair to
skinny pants make my toad sweat and
finally nightlife Union drugs and big
man talk that's all part of my new life
that would actually make sense yeah Dee
make sense for once all right so you're
not going with D which one is not an
actual bad lizard lyric from black hole
the fancy world is something I can see
these guys saying savage trade weirdly
does make sense
toad sweat
thoth sweat feels like something that
doesn't come from bad lizard it feels
like something that comes from your
brain you're thinking about bad lizards
you're like lizards totes totes wet so
I'm gonna say C is not a realer lyric
all right you're right you dialed into
the bad lizard man yeah you know them no
but I would like to okay me to check out
this bad band photo whoa is this like a
perspective error
there's stilts I believe mm-hmm this is
the band X magma uh-huh you have to be
magma they use yeah before I bet they
obviously the only one showing up at the
photo session and still yeah yeah it's a
tall drum set - they're a three-piece
German experimental jazz rock and crop
rock van you know one of those krautrock
krautrock and which one of these is not
the name of one of their songs okay
torpedo Fred that will is talking to
bread Faithful butter in my mouth
feather in my south or adventures with
long st 25 seconds before sunrise weird
what in the world which one is not one
of their songs once you get that high on
stilt
you can name a song anything could
butter in my mouth feather in yourself
in your cell I misread it buttering my
mouth feathering your South yeah yeah
they never sing that cuz I would
remember us because torpedo is my theme
song I'm gonna go with C butter in my
mouth that's not your right helped you
out with Alvin I'm good at this man a
great album photos I'm not calling check
it out Oh bored jintan yap ting a rude
jinkin in the norwegian group what is
the name of this album again we have
edited it out for the time being is it I
fart ah stank up Enka fuller house
or blonde blonde baby time did you also
edit out Bill Cosby because dad is a
full house vibe going on the sweater
though what is the name of this album
rent you seem stumped I am it's not I
fart uh I mean I think this looks like a
stinking banker hey look there's a lot
of stink up anger going on in this photo
all right
let's reveal the title as it actually I
farted I farted what does that mean in
that language in Norwegian I fart to
means I farted yeah well I actually
don't know and you know what I don't
want to know yeah that would ruin the
illusion it's not until the last truck
you find out who fart I'm actually got
to keep list I think it was a guy in
this water alright check out Rama Dhamma
this is his album cover I'm a dumb
German pop star which of the following
things is true about Rama Dhamma is it
that he drives a car shaped like a
banana he believes he can fly but only
for short distances in the 70s he
married a pineapple or he dated Cher
which one of these is true yeah well
first of all only only one of these is
true first of all there's a space
between Rama and dama in the top part
and then he says it again and there's no
space and then underneath it it says
hotdog see that seemed owned rocked this
guy definitely looks like the kind of
person he would marry a pineapple you
know he seems totally capable of
marrying a pineapple so I'm going with
that you're right where this freaking
pineapple yes yeah right yeah they
honeymooned at the urologist oh man yeah
all right so you got three right yeah
yeah can I say you got to get three
right or four right you said three okay
I really wanted to smash that guitar
okay hey hey we can make this last one
up for grabs if I don't get it you get
to smash the guitar I'm willing I would
I would love to do that okay so if I get
four out of six right
check out this album cover is that jazz
in stereo this is from Austrian
saxophonist Hans Koehler
and if you ever get a chance to see him
live in concert
call the police and tell them where he
what is the name of this album it's
written on his bib and we've edited it
out alright got it
is it relax with my horns balloons in my
darkness
murder in c-sharp or children hear my
toots incidentally my children hear my
toots all defiantly yeah that's my kids
alarm clock oh yeah what this guy seems
so demented but weirdly he feels like it
seems like you would want you to relax
with this horns weirdly yeah I'm gonna I
don't know just I feel I don't know if
because I'm seeing a horn or if I feel
very relaxed I'm gonna go with relax
with my horns alright let's reveal the
title on the bib yeah you still won you
might get the bus - guitar guitar buddy
you learned it I've always wanted to do
this man ready
oh nothing happens okay oh my goodness
hey hey hey hey hey stop we're gonna get
one Wacken sure please
oh the backs gone that's satisfied
that's great I'm so happy for you red
and don't worry that is that is not the
guitar that has been hanging out there
for years we replaced it it's
Thanksgiving week so click on through to
see the really bizarre way we decided to
cook a turkey put a hat on it
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