[ audience applauding ]
Our next guests have the number one movie in the world right now.
Please welcome terrance and phillip.
- Yea ! - [ studio audience booing ]
Hello, conan. Hello, brooke shields.
Guys, some people claim that your canadian humor is nothing but immature fart jokes.
That's not true. Take this classic canadian joke, for instance.
[ clears throat ] excuse me, terrance. Yes, phillip ?
[ poot ]
- [ cackling ] - gosh-darn it !
- Good one, phillip. Cheers ! - Cheers, fuck-face.
Guys, you can't say that on tv.
Now terrance smells like my ass !
I farted once on the set of blue lagoon !
So, guys, does it make you nervous to be in america ?
A lot of organizations here want you arrested for destroying children.
- They'd have to find us first. - You're right. Now !
[ soldiers shouting ]
Terrance and phillip,
Mothers against canada is placing you under citizen's arrest !
Mom ? Dude, what the hell's going on ?
We have a court order for your arrest !
- Phillip, we've been ambushed ! - Here you go, conan.
This little scrotum-sucker deceived us.
- You are a bad man ! - Don't listen to them, conan.
You loved our movie, conan. We watched it together.
Remember ? You laughed !
What have I done ?
[ screaming ]
[ car alarm wailing ]
[ click ] [ alarm stops ]
Holy crap ! Did you see that ? They arrested terrance and phillip !