colonel colonel gary zimmer from the
dc bugle um why
why should a bunch of uptight upper west
siders
care about a little town in wisconsin
as hard to say
i guess we're hurting looking for
help from you
what can we do to help i'll take that
money
money it's a serious question actually
you know our politics seem broken
colonel
what do you see as the system's greatest
weakness
well i guess for one thing
this here
tonight and i mean
no disrespect i just think this
seems a bit crazy i want to help my town
i want to be mayor sometime in the
middle of wisconsin
so instead of being home working on some
smart things to help my town
i have to fly here to your town and
convince you that my town's worth saving
and that i'm worth it and
saving it is worth it to you also you
can give me some money
not for my town but for me to help
convince
my town that i'm worth it
um i mean
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i don't know it just sounds so stupid
still crying
about that
and you're gonna do that all the way
home
yes
why because the seat belt sign is on and
i can't get up to hug you
you